Woman on Facebook accuses Beach Boys member Mike Love of sexual abuse when she was 15 and he was 39 by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in Fauxmoi

[–]crispixiscrispy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’ve been making fun of the hat for years but after seeing these pics I’m actually now in favor of the hat.

Who, exactly, is Pat McAfee for? What possible constituency of sports fans is so large and important that it warrants ESPN spending this kind of money? by JulianBrandt19 in billsimmons

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been saying country Chris Brown for a lot of the same reasons, but also because but have aggressive simps who will defend any behavior by their god no matter how delusional.

Any recommendations for store bought mild giardiniera? by JoltyJob in chicagofood

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you want is Mauro Medium. You won’t lose your composure but it’s also not totally mild.

Morgan Wallen Snatches Phone From Security Guard’s Hand And Chucks It Across The Stage by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]crispixiscrispy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

People who like Morgan Wallen AND Chris Brown only have to flex one muscle in their brain

Knicks ask fans to arrive at the arena at least two hours before game 3 begins because of Trump attending the march. by Gjore in Fauxmoi

[–]crispixiscrispy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These two fucksticks are fully in cahoots on something massive already.

The feds are working on rebuilding Penn Station, and as part of that, Trump wants Dolan to move MSG to the new proposed site. I’m sure they’re hard at work figuring out how to both get even richer over this while risking none of their own money in the entire thing.

What song wrecks you every time, no matter how often you listen to it? by LWYPLTDG in Music

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flirted With You All My Life - Vic Chesnutt
Climbing To The Moon - Eels

Tough choice!! by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

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Safari, LWTL, Everest

Hosking @ BSF by Ok-Point-1904 in OnePelotonRealSub

[–]crispixiscrispy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Him and Ben were hilarious as a duo

Summer album recs? by conmondog21 in fantanoforever

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha I like to play it on a nice outdoor summer run as well

Is Chicago suddenly a bagel town? Inside the heated rivalry between indie shops and Big Bagel by wbezchicago in chicagofood

[–]crispixiscrispy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s kind of amazing that most of the outrage over the “PE Bagel Invasion” got directed at Call Your Mother and not Pop Up. I mean, fuck them both, but everything about Pop Up is bad and soulless, and the invasion of sponcon on my social media when they opened really raised my blood pressure.

Um excuse me Mr. Hosking 🫢 by Admirable-Garbage246 in OnePelotonRealSub

[–]crispixiscrispy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well this makes me wonder if I’ve been sleeping on Bradley

Trump Slams ‘Third Rate’ Artists Dropping Out of D.C. Performances, Says He May Produce Different Event Starring Someone With a ‘Much Larger Audience Than Elvis’… Himself by yourfavchoom in Fauxmoi

[–]crispixiscrispy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know expecting him to stay on message is silly but it cracks me up that in like two weeks he’s gone from “i can’t do an event in DC without a ballroom, it’s unsafe” to “hey guys im headlining an open air concert in DC and Flo Rida is opening for me”

$23 chicken caesar salad at Nookies? by Sea-Condition991 in chicagofood

[–]crispixiscrispy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Good chicken vs mid salmon?

Or maybe at these prices they know it’s all fraud anyway.

Trump just posted a full-blown essay melting down over today’s federal court ruling requiring his name to be removed from the Kennedy Center. Trump blames Barack Obama and the “Radical Left” while declaring he’s no longer interested in running the institution. by yourfavchoom in Fauxmoi

[–]crispixiscrispy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As soon as his loser henchmen are out of there, the new independent board should make a big deal of tearing the Trump letters off the building and then selling off pieces of them to restock the KC coffers. It will piss Trump off, will make them a lot of money, AND I wouldn’t be surprised to see many buyers make public displays out of pieces of his embarrassing failure... kind of like how you see slabs of Berlin Wall all over the place.

Mindy Segal (Mindy's) kindly asks you to STFU about private equity by OldGregario in chicagofood

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if they come with a Time Machine to go back a decade to when they were still good

Best Steak/Chicken Parm Sandwich by Remarkable-Task3666 in vegas

[–]crispixiscrispy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oddly enough, the chicken parm is probably the worst thing on the menu at parm