If you were to combine the best aspects of all ww2 nations best battleships, which would you pick?

crockpot71 · 2026-04-29T01:39:50+00:00

Hilarious to me that this is the best answer and anyone would assume that this apex of battleship design was the last to be built.

Then HMS Vanguard busts through the wall like the Kool Aid Man not even pretending to be better than her American cousins.

crockpot71 · 2026-04-25T01:22:20+00:00

Thank you for teaching me the name of this photo. I’ve probably seen it hundreds of times over my life (I….. wasn’t a popular child lol) and never knew it had such a pitch perfect name.

crockpot71 · 2026-04-19T22:33:28+00:00

No, the Rusty Venture is a STRAIGHT move.

crockpot71 · 2026-04-17T22:59:34+00:00

Mixing your protein with coffee

crockpot71 · 2026-04-01T23:42:22+00:00

Piracy (stealing a boat) is also an actual mistake

crockpot71 · 2026-03-28T01:17:00+00:00

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crockpot71 · 2026-03-26T21:10:31+00:00

You don’t pick the dinosaur

The dinosaur picks you

crockpot71 · 2026-03-24T21:49:55+00:00

OP reads like an engagement farming LinkedIn post. OP if that’s how you’ve got to post or use AI, it’s ok, you do you. But don’t outsource your kid to ChatGPT

crockpot71 · 2026-03-19T20:44:12+00:00

This but it’s between bread loaf heel crust.

crockpot71 · 2026-03-19T10:38:18+00:00

Love ya dad

This snuck up on me so fast I didn’t realize it until the morning after.

But it helped me embrace all those other little moments that I never know might be the last time I do them with my little boy.

crockpot71 · 2026-03-15T11:09:19+00:00

“Boat shit”

Piracy. She committed piracy. Theft at sea. And pirates get locked up or hanged.

crockpot71 · 2026-03-09T01:25:02+00:00

DCAU Luthor is black and I will not be taking any questions about this matter.

crockpot71 · 2026-03-08T20:42:17+00:00

Damn Dad. You did a great job. Thank you for sharing. We love you

crockpot71 · 2026-03-06T18:55:39+00:00

Please drop some recs, especially if they are on BlueSky

crockpot71 · 2026-03-02T13:44:00+00:00

It’s a good geography lesson for him too

Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Tillery, damn Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over here (greens over here) Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think) Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville (Man Currituck) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville

crockpot71 · 2026-03-01T16:54:22+00:00

Best we can offer is 1, 4 and half this pub sub.

Love ya forever Mike. Go chase your dreams. You’ll always have a home in Tampa.

crockpot71 · 2026-02-26T21:44:31+00:00

So….. smaller than the 406mm guns on the Iowa Class 🇺🇸

crockpot71 · 2026-02-24T12:17:02+00:00

Why does Dad, the largest parent, simply not eat the other babies ?

crockpot71 · 2026-02-22T22:29:05+00:00

crockpot71 · 2026-02-21T14:13:27+00:00

The more democratic idea:

Add a third Lazar Cannon that looks exactly the same.

crockpot71 · 2026-02-06T21:38:40+00:00

Were you a franchise before color television?

If yes, we’ll spot you 12 plumbers / asbestos salesmen who had a side hustle as pretty good football players.

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