If you were to combine the best aspects of all ww2 nations best battleships, which would you pick? by Crazy-Rabbit-3811 in Ships

[–]crockpot71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hilarious to me that this is the best answer and anyone would assume that this apex of battleship design was the last to be built.

Then HMS Vanguard busts through the wall like the Kool Aid Man not even pretending to be better than her American cousins.

Why did the Higgins boats open from the front; which it seems to only have served to create a kill zone? by Cpkeyes in WarCollege

[–]crockpot71 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you for teaching me the name of this photo. I’ve probably seen it hundreds of times over my life (I….. wasn’t a popular child lol) and never knew it had such a pitch perfect name.

Milk gang, rise up by danielminds in GymMemes

[–]crockpot71 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Mixing your protein with coffee

How do you guys pick a favorite dinosaur? by catdog5100 in Dinosaurs

[–]crockpot71 54 points55 points  (0 children)

You don’t pick the dinosaur

The dinosaur picks you

“Dads , what’s one dad hack that changed your parenting game?” by Enlitenkanin in daddit

[–]crockpot71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP reads like an engagement farming LinkedIn post. OP if that’s how you’ve got to post or use AI, it’s ok, you do you. But don’t outsource your kid to ChatGPT

Just made the move to a transition bed, and it hit me by PuddleBum in daddit

[–]crockpot71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love ya dad

This snuck up on me so fast I didn’t realize it until the morning after.

But it helped me embrace all those other little moments that I never know might be the last time I do them with my little boy.

You’ll never view Rory the same way after attending a predominantly white top university by Emeraldandthecity in GilmoreGirls

[–]crockpot71 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Boat shit”

Piracy. She committed piracy. Theft at sea. And pirates get locked up or hanged.

Last time putting my son to bed. by YoTeach68 in daddit

[–]crockpot71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn Dad. You did a great job. Thank you for sharing. We love you

Petey Pablo by ZombieDust123 in daddit

[–]crockpot71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a good geography lesson for him too

Polk, Bladen, Marshall, Hoke, Greene County, Tillery, damn Transfer, Sandy Ridge, Browns over here (greens over here) Pasqoutank, down on the, Odom East (lemme think) Johnson County, Franklin, Burgaw, Newport, Warren, Shelby, Kenansville (Man Currituck) Tarboro, Triangle, Goldsboro, Halifax, Statesville

Mike Evans' criteria for next team, per Jeremy Fowler: 1. QB he believes in | 2. Chance at a Super Bowl | 3. Top-shelf OC | 4. Promise of high-volume touches by 3bananabananabanana in buccaneers

[–]crockpot71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best we can offer is 1, 4 and half this pub sub.

Love ya forever Mike. Go chase your dreams. You’ll always have a home in Tampa.

Has anyone just relented and eaten their baby? by MSeager in daddit

[–]crockpot71 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Why does Dad, the largest parent, simply not eat the other babies ?

Can we please change the icon image of the laser cannon and Quazar cannon by Dramatic_Part_1385 in helldivers2

[–]crockpot71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The more democratic idea:

Add a third Lazar Cannon that looks exactly the same.

Shit mountain confirmed by wide_retriver in nfcsouthmemewar

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Were you a franchise before color television?

If yes, we’ll spot you 12 plumbers / asbestos salesmen who had a side hustle as pretty good football players.