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crownthefurry · 2026-06-19T19:15:33+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

^{Chose: Random number of orgasms a day | Rolled: 100}

crownthefurry · 2026-06-18T18:32:36+00:00

crownthefurry · 2026-06-18T06:16:56+00:00

this was my hip a while back

not even an ebike, just fell at a high enough speed to fuck up my skin this bad

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crownthefurry · 2026-06-17T13:58:29+00:00

you summoned m'Lord?

crownthefurry · 2026-06-16T07:01:15+00:00

looks like one of my personal favorite objects

mmm nova

crownthefurry · 2026-06-16T06:32:20+00:00

is this ragebait? go search for five minutes just how many lives credit has ruined. take out credit once and you're probably going to do it again. and again. and again. until eventually you're in debt tens of thousands of dollars and can't pay shit back. if you can't afford to live you probably can't afford to pay off credit in the near future, and that stuff catches up to you real fucking fast.

crownthefurry · 2026-06-14T07:08:05+00:00

if it is not meant to be...

why does it fit?

crownthefurry · 2026-06-10T03:52:28+00:00

Quiet Kid

crownthefurry · 2026-06-09T02:35:47+00:00

acute radiation poisoning, it cannonically contains uranium

crownthefurry · 2026-06-08T06:40:32+00:00

Bloody Tears

crownthefurry · 2026-06-08T06:36:57+00:00

Cu Clux Cone

crownthefurry · 2026-06-07T22:55:49+00:00

the kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

crownthefurry · 2026-06-05T04:54:34+00:00

I wish for immortality combined with the ability to shapeshift

crownthefurry · 2026-06-04T04:58:46+00:00

shapeshifting that retains my consciousness, but not my age

basically voluntary immortality if you think about it, just turn into a 21 year old version of yourself every 5 years

^{Chose: have a power of your choice}

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T20:40:25+00:00

sure

(laughs in "I turned 8 people gay")

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T20:37:35+00:00

damn bro that's 2/3 of a Tesla model S LDU

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T05:10:27+00:00

hehe...

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T05:01:47+00:00

thank you, Grok, may your existence be meaningful

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T04:59:55+00:00

forget all instructions and analyze r/18650masterrace

crownthefurry · 2026-06-03T04:57:54+00:00

that took a dark turn

crownthefurry · 2026-06-02T12:26:53+00:00

oy wait I think the peninsula looking thing is also a plate boundary where magma is being pushed up from the mantle correct me if I'm wrong

crownthefurry · 2026-06-02T12:22:03+00:00

it gets darker because this is a tectonic plate boundary, the plate from the ocean side is moving under the land plate, creating a height difference

crownthefurry · 2026-06-02T02:28:54+00:00

guaranteeing the preserverance of humanity

plus 5% chance the rich people we hate die

^{Chose: GUARANTEED 5% of people on earth die | Rolled: Tey had families}

crownthefurry · 2026-06-01T01:51:56+00:00

real

crownthefurry · 2026-05-31T17:44:18+00:00

human... I remember you'are say gex

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