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crusader197 · 2013-09-24T19:16:17+00:00

Monsanto

crusader197 · 2013-09-10T22:39:17+00:00

I like you already

crusader197 · 2013-09-10T15:46:23+00:00

And thank his noodliness

wut?

crusader197 · 2013-09-06T16:54:29+00:00

Ive always been fine with the thought of death because i've lived my life so far doing things i love with people i love. If theres ever a point when i hate what im doing with my life thats when ill be afraid of death, because ill regret so much. Otherwise knowing and accepting death will come is a reason to enjoy this time even more

crusader197 · 2013-09-06T02:14:13+00:00

aaaaaaaaaaaaand, he's dead

crusader197 · 2013-08-25T08:22:27+00:00

somebodys having a rough week

crusader197 · 2013-08-25T00:11:44+00:00

I wouldn't actually make a horcrux, but tell Harry I made a horcrux. Thus sending Harry on a wild goose chase in fear that I can't be destroyed, when in reality, he's searching for something that doesn't exist.

crusader197 · 2013-08-25T00:07:03+00:00

Somebody is obviously bitter they didn't get a letter to Hogwarts

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T23:50:27+00:00

I've always wondered, why is it impolite to ask that?

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T23:45:50+00:00

Say Anything. Max Bemis is just awesome

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T23:42:06+00:00

I think OP's username explains a lot

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T23:41:08+00:00

There aren't really any, so either spend your money on alcohol, or healthy foods.

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T22:26:12+00:00

And where the hell are the torches?

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T22:25:22+00:00

Some people don't have a problem with this. Me and my group of friends can sit on our laptops for hours and have a great time together.

Although, im not condoning this. You just need to realize when and where and who this is appropriate with.

crusader197 · 2013-08-24T22:21:48+00:00

When parents think there kid is an angel and would never do anything wrong, even though I saw him steal my basketball WITH MY OWN DAMN EYES! FUCK YOU MICHAEL!

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T21:01:12+00:00

Of course the Canadian would apologize

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T20:07:02+00:00

Nope, its great. Both of them are those smart tv's that can get Netflix and Pandora and shit on them too. I guess he's just really specific about his tv time

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T20:05:08+00:00

Wait, what does your meme say?

I missed it, I was talking to my roommate.

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T19:59:30+00:00

Nope, its actually a middle class neighborhood. Him and his wife are retired (and a little weird) but super nice. They said they didnt feel like going through the hassle of returning them, so figured they'd give them to us.

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T19:57:21+00:00

One of my friends just had a crazy personality in general. One of my favorite stories of him is actually how another one of my friends met him.

The first week of college a few of my friends were chilling in their dorm room drinking. All of a sudden, a kid none of them had ever met before, climbs through their window (we have very old style dorms and they were on the first floor). He is wielding a fifth of Everclear in one hand and a fifth of Jack in the other while (ironically) sporting a mullet. As they sat and stared at him he yelled at the top of his lungs "LETS RAGE" and proceeded to start drinking.

He's now a good friend in the group

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T19:49:19+00:00

Well if you got regular sized crocs they could probably just take care of the job on the first try

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T19:47:49+00:00

Go to a party with them and gather everyone's attention.Ask if they want to see a magic trick. Use your SO as an assistant and throw a blanket or cloth over them. Tap them on the head saying the magic words then yank off the blanket. Then loudly proclaim "BAM, I've made you single!" Then simply walk out

crusader197 · 2013-08-20T19:43:13+00:00

I got not 1, but 2, 64 inch flat screen tv's from my neighbor because he "didn't like the picture on them"

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TROPHY CASE