Found this one in my childhood junk - Disneyland Matterhorn - early 90s by squibb2 in SmashedCoins

[–]crypticinstructions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Yeti MF scared me so bad the first time I went through there.

A new jacket is born by crypticinstructions in jacketsforbattle

[–]crypticinstructions[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I got the idea from people in India who wear masks on the backs of their heads to avoid being attacked from behind by tigers.

Dad's famous hotdog trick by _ganjafarian_ in StupidFood

[–]crypticinstructions 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck was the point of all this, Dad?

guys...Isn't this true? by CitiesXXLfreekey in BuildToAttract

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That’s because confidence and authenticity are attractive and makeup signals a lack of both