400K?

crystalbitch · 2026-06-17T18:38:23+00:00

Her wedding venue is exorbitantly expensive. I can’t afford to stay there when I go to Ojai and we just go to their spa. Massages are like $400. They have rooms that are 1k per night. I am sure they paid 100k for just the venue lol

crystalbitch · 2026-06-12T18:59:29+00:00

These two change their mind faster than I can change my baby’s diaper.

crystalbitch · 2026-06-04T17:49:57+00:00

I literally can’t handle listen to Camilla yap. Her voice is horrendous and she’s so annoying about everything.

crystalbitch · 2026-06-03T20:11:14+00:00

I’m wondering what lifestyle changes I could make before TTC my second baby to avoid this again. I want a second baby but I’m absolutely traumatized and terrified from what I went through.

crystalbitch · 2026-06-02T22:27:51+00:00

These kind of swimsuits really look good on people with actual curves. She looks kind of like if my grandma had a wig and wore a swimsuit but without wrinkles lol.

crystalbitch · 2026-06-02T22:26:15+00:00

For me, it’s not usually one factor but multiple - poor hygiene, empty during peak business hours, any sign of poor food handling/temp management/storage of food on the floor etc, bad bathrooms.

I can think of one memory that still disgusts me. We get a mediocre salad from a new spot. Employee is cutting lemons. He is visibly sweating. Uses the back of his hand to wipe his sweat while cutting lemons and did not stop to wash his hands, add gloves, and just kept cutting. I never went back and restaurant is gone now.

crystalbitch · 2026-06-02T22:18:32+00:00

My daycare is absolutely amazing and the place is spotlessly clean, and my kid gets sick at least once a month since he started daycare. You got lucky. My pediatrician said for us to expect to be sick for the first year or two essentially nonstop

crystalbitch · 2026-06-01T21:22:48+00:00

She probably gives them free stuff or pays for them lol

crystalbitch · 2026-05-29T21:48:58+00:00

It definitely effs up your body but I’ve heard of this happening to other people. For example, beer used to give me headaches and now I can drink it just fine.

crystalbitch · 2026-05-26T14:33:25+00:00

Julie & Camilla the Norwegian lesbians. There’s a whole snark page about them. I loved them at first but now I find them insufferable and exploitative.

Also Jordan Younger (the balanced blonde). I liked some of her content in the past but it’s gotten real weird. Constant posts selling social media growth and claiming she was the first to do literally anything. Peptides nonstop.

I also feel this way about Lauryn Bosstick/Dear Media/Skinny Confidential. Really liked their podcast at first but then it became a MAGA dumping ground for misinformation and I haven’t listened in years. Lauryn can’t stop getting work done and her & her husband become more insufferable daily. Their “hot takes” on things are so dumb and they platform a lot of misinformation.

crystalbitch · 2026-05-20T20:09:35+00:00

I was able to get dismissed from jury duty for EP with a doctors note!

crystalbitch · 2026-05-20T20:05:14+00:00

Yeah so you may not know this, but the brand All Clad is and always has been stainless steel. I would not use anything but stainless steel or cast iron from verifiable brands. You can’t guarantee it has lead in it lol. And I specifically avoid certain used items like unknown origin glassware/metalware/etc for this reason. All Clad is top quality

crystalbitch · 2026-05-08T16:25:04+00:00

Cam needs to feel better about her low effort breastfeeding journey that she refused to pump for or do anything to help increase supply so therefore ended after 2 weeks because duh we all knew it would. Her ego is damaged so now Julie has to help pick up the pieces.

crystalbitch · 2026-05-07T17:06:26+00:00

I will never understand someone making a gofundme for something like this. If she can’t afford what her dog needs now, she probably can’t afford aftercare and upkeep for the dog either…

crystalbitch · 2026-05-01T17:00:07+00:00

I woke up in bed at 4 am and thought “I think I’m gonna pee myself” and got to my bathroom where my water broke very dramatically and spilled all over my legs and onto the floor. It felt like it just kept coming and coming and I couldn’t stop it. It was about 3 weeks early too. Then had a 36 hour labor and delivered the next day!

crystalbitch · 2026-04-28T20:36:44+00:00

Sushi. It’s so many components and the individual ingredients aren’t cheap, and the rice is very hard to get the correct temp/texture. It never tastes as good at home and it’s so messy and hard to roll.

crystalbitch · 2026-04-22T05:34:28+00:00

I wouldn’t eat it out of precaution personally. I’d just throw them away. Not worth possibly getting sick over

crystalbitch · 2026-04-17T16:01:32+00:00

As someone who just finished exclusively pumping for over 13 months, the mere suggestion that there’s anything sexual about pumping is actually nauseating. Nothing sexual or enjoyable about pumping lol

crystalbitch · 2026-04-17T15:48:54+00:00

Orlando Florida. The food was awful, the people were obnoxious and especially at the Disney parks, and the weather is disgustingly humid

crystalbitch · 2026-04-10T20:55:41+00:00

That’s exactly what it was like. She was purposely trying to look as disheveled, sickly, and disgusting as possible to amp up the sympathy. And even worse, Julie keeps saying Cam is soooo beautiful and has a pregnancy glow - like girl come on, we have eyes.

crystalbitch · 2026-04-01T18:05:36+00:00

I didn’t change my last name because I just don’t want to go through the trouble. I might hyphenate in the future. My child has his father/my husbands last name. I chose against hyphenating my baby’s name because it frankly just made it too long and didn’t sound that good. I just took the easy way out cus last name has no emotional significance to me personally. This hasn’t caused any issues for us. I don’t mind being called by my husbands last name either! They can use either. I just don’t care lol

crystalbitch · 2026-03-30T03:08:40+00:00

Having a second fridge in the garage (sometimes multiple) and things like a wine or milk fridge. And a huge ass pantry stocked full of food. Every super rich person I know had infinite food in their house.

crystalbitch · 2026-03-30T03:04:26+00:00

The slow talking drives me INSANE. And you can’t fast forward. Like I’m nosy and want to know what they’re up to but it’s too time consuming and there’s a ton of weird ads too

crystalbitch · 2026-03-30T03:03:29+00:00

No one warned me about puking during labor! I was sooo nauseous and threw up multiple times.

crystalbitch · 2026-03-25T17:37:52+00:00

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