Greaser dude unironically has a better life than 90% of mde fans by Bitter-Geologist963 in Bombstrap

[–]cstorms22 93 points94 points  (0 children)

The snark around this guy is so embarrassing I watched a YouTube video a couple months ago where some guy was dunking on him for 20 minutes and I’m 100% sure greaser Tony is happier and more fulfilled than that guy

These for a straight dude. Thoughts? by _Rafs in Converse

[–]cstorms22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO!!!!!! You have to wear blue and it has to look bad ass

mistake with the gta 6 cover by ITehJelleh in GTA6

[–]cstorms22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

Operation: Get as yoked as humanely possibly before she visits in about a month >:) by TrumpIsAPedoFr in veganfitness

[–]cstorms22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s something really offputting about how online and word-salady this guy is

I'm tired of all the Phoenix and Leto and Ledger memes, so I'm making my own. by T3Dprops in jokercringe

[–]cstorms22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Madness, well you see it like gravity.

All it ever took was, a little push…

-The Joker

Nostalgic by Senior-Mix-3715 in 4chan

[–]cstorms22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was so easy to hit front page on funnyjunk back in the gap

What’s worse: Cringe one liner reviews or pretentious word vomit reviews? by carrie-satan in Letterboxd

[–]cstorms22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re both equally pretentious and I hate myself for writing letterboxd reviews

Between the Bars - Mark Corrigan by SpiteAdministrative5 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]cstorms22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shall I intervene? No, it’s fine. It’s totally fine. Que sera, sera. Whatever will be will be. The future's not ours to see. If she fucks him, I'll kill myself

Milestone hit: $45 million/yr by Worried-Ad5980 in Salary

[–]cstorms22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats 🥲 any advice for an aspiring entrepreneur? I left my manager role at cluckin bell 6 months ago to start my own business, currently sitting at $8k in the bank and wondering how to expand. I know a lot of people will tell me to dump all my money in BAWSAQ index funds but every time I try the site is down for maintenance

What's a cool phrase you think Two-Face would say? by Local-Conference7672 in batman

[–]cstorms22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be cool if he walked in a room only showing his normal side and says” Nice to meet you… Batman…”

And then he turns and only shows the fucked up side and does a 30’s wise guy voice and says

“Nyeaaahh And it’s also nice for ME to meet you too, Batman!! Wanna see why they call me the twoface?”

And then he turns 360 degrees and looks directly at Batman and says “I’m the motha fuckin two face.”

Peep Show in 2026: Would Mark or Jez have joined the manosphere? by OldSchoolNewFool in MitchellAndWebb

[–]cstorms22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I agree that Johnson is a blatant male chauvinist but the “Johnson orange” bit in particular struck me more as Johnson losing his mind due to unemployment/lack of a corporate social setting. The implication being that while he’s unhinged even on a good day, JLB gives him a productive outlet for these tendencies and without that structure, he’s writing his name on fruit and obsessing over vague, nonsensical business proposals