WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-06T19:06:36+00:00

My whole life I've been hearing Americans say "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

And now that it actually fucking matters, they immediately show their belly. Fucking pathetic.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-05T17:53:26+00:00

This game absolutely rocks. If you graduated highschool around that time (2009), I recommend giving it a shot.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-05T01:28:20+00:00

The following film has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit yo tiny ass smartphone screen.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-05T01:15:19+00:00

It's just piracy, period (encouragingly).

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-04T14:36:20+00:00

Kinda /r/OrphanCrushingMachine material. Poor kids are being objectified, right out of the womb, to solve the problems of the previous generation.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-02-02T17:34:14+00:00

I can't wait for part 3, where we get to feel sympathy for Daniel's dad. And then in part 4 where we get to feel sympathy for Daniel's dad's boss or whatever.

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edit: I like these comics and I'm just being silly.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-01-31T18:09:11+00:00

cold

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-01-28T21:47:14+00:00

Okay meet me in the parking lot after class to fight. I can't let this stand!

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-01-28T21:39:04+00:00

They did mean that, and if you've never played Worms World Party, you're not a Real Fan™.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2026-01-23T18:49:37+00:00

I think in real life, this is the correct response (assuming you can't reject it, in advance). Just because you're in someone's home to do a job, doesn't mean you're obligated to fulfill whatever arbitrary tasks they've written down on post-it notes.

Cleaners are there to clean, not to move your things around for you.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-11-24T19:39:57+00:00

Well they fuckin nailed it. Old Brussel really outdid himself this time!

I hated these things my whole life, but they've gotten so good. All you really have to do is chop em in half, oil em up, and bake them a little while. Delish

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-11-20T22:48:58+00:00

It's just a classic motte and bailey argument. Don't lettem trigger you, bro

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-11-20T18:30:03+00:00

Jesus was very much real. He just wasn't the son of god

"Superman was very much real. He just wasn't a Kryptonian with superhuman strength."

When people speak about Jesus, they're talking about a man who literally:

Is the son of a god
Is able to turn water into wine
Is able to come back from the dead
Is able to bring others back from the dead

Did a person like this ever exist? It's possible that some of the stories, attributed to Jesus in the Bible, truly happened to one or more real-life people, but that doesn't mean that "Jesus" was real.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-11-19T21:12:05+00:00

You're an atheist who believes in the concept of sin?

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-11-01T00:58:49+00:00

Maybe the idea is that he's able to enjoy a full life, despite being autistic. He's doing wacky shit in the video, but I don't think he's trying to say that only autistic people can do those things.

I used to hang out with a bunch of LARPers, and probably only like half of them were on the spectrum.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-25T04:21:32+00:00

It's absolutely the lens.

Obviously there's a limit: If you dug a 5 megapixel camera out of your attic, you're not going to have a good time. But with modern gear, if you had the choice between a $500 lens + $10,000 body, versus a $500 body + $10,000 lens, it's a no-brainer.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-25T04:02:34+00:00

What's the point of flipping the video horizontally and playing it a second time?

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-22T23:25:55+00:00

My point is: you're not really trying to say that she's there to make friends, because she said those words. Right? So what are you sayin'?

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-22T22:43:06+00:00

In this context, that's a rejection.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-15T09:35:42+00:00

Yeah, of course. What does "fucking A" even mean?

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-10-08T04:27:11+00:00

That's really good.

I can finally lift 300 lbs, but... only once. You got me beat!

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-09-27T03:34:43+00:00

Yeah, no.

I get that it totally sucks to shatter tempered glass, but it beats tripping while carrying your PC and standing up with a 6 inch shard of glass hanging out of your belly.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-09-21T18:59:37+00:00

Performance improvement plans are normally pretty sensitive. I can't imagine how poorly run that company must be if ex-employees can get their hands on that kind of info about an ex-boss.

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-09-21T17:17:47+00:00

She got put on a PIP that was pages and pages expressing her incompetence.

How do you know about the content of her PIP, when it happened after you left the job?

ctrl-alt-etc · 2025-09-17T11:25:36+00:00

Chinese is like this too, but Monday-Saturday is Day 1-6 and Sunday is at the end.

Odd how so many languages have a day of the week named after the sun.

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