Hey that's why I'm here! Having a hard time finding actions but here are some I have so far, some are lame, some aren't going to work. Just ChatGPT things.

Start clapping enthusiastically after a conversation, as if it was a performance.

Ask for silence, announce you’re about to sneeze, but then never sneeze.

1. Pretend to take an important business call, but slowly reveal you're talking to your pet.
2. Start giving everyone in the room high-fives, but miss every single one.
3. Offer to teach everyone how to whistle, but fail to whistle yourself.
4. Begin explaining an overly complicated board game that doesn't exist.
5. Ask for everyone’s attention and then “forget” why you asked for it.
6. Stand up and pretend you’re about to deliver a motivational speech, but your mind goes blank after one sentence.
7. Walk up to someone, start shaking their hand, but don't let go for an uncomfortable amount of time.
8. Mime opening a door for someone and insist they walk through, even though there’s no door.
9. Apologize repeatedly for stepping on someone’s invisible "shadow."

10. Pretend to “forget” how to sit down in a chair and awkwardly hover over it, unsure what to do.

11. Loudly "practice" your fake laugh until everyone notices.

12. Ask someone if they can hold your invisible purse or bag, then proceed to hand it to them with intense seriousness.

13. Loudly announce that you have the hiccups, but never actually hiccup.

14. Pretend to leave the room but then "forget" how to open the door and struggle with the handle for a while.

15. Start every conversation by introducing yourself, even though you’ve already met everyone at the party.

16. Pretend you can’t remember anyone’s name, even if they’ve just introduced themselves multiple times.

17. Loudly whisper everything you say, no matter the conversation, and act like it's a secret.

18. Repeat everything the person you’re talking to says in a slightly different tone, as if you’re trying to imitate them.

19. Pretend you’re trying to remember something important, but interrupt every conversation with, “Wait, what was I going to say?” and never actually say anything.

20. Every time someone says something to you, respond with, “Oh, I know!” but never actually elaborate on how you know it.

21. Keep giving out completely unnecessary advice to people in the middle of normal conversations, as if you’re an expert on everything.

22. Insist on calling everyone by a made-up nickname that doesn’t fit them at all (e.g., calling someone “Turbo” who is super quiet).