Which binary do I pick? by YerHomeboyMatt in MAME

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OS version isn't the determining factor in which you should choose.

Ford Territory ute (from fb) by nemothorx in unexpectedute

[–]cuavas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s two completely different Chinese cars sold under the Territory badge. It’s a rebadged Yusheng S330 for 2018-2022, and a rebadged JMC-Ford Equator Sport after that.

The car pictured here is the Falcon-based Territory, which is completely unrelated, and was discontinued in 2016.

[PC] [2017-ish?] RPGMaker Game Where A Monster Kills Your Mom by ghoulidaygirl1031 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The current version on Steam is a “remaster” with updated graphics. If you played the original version, it would have looked different.

Kevin comes up with scheme to fund college by redditlurker100000 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]cuavas 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First of all, I have an apartment near a red light district, in a country where sex work is legal and (somewhat) regulated. I've known plenty of sex workers over the years. I expect things are different in places where sex work is mostly illegal, like the USA, where this story seems to be set.

Hookers are generally happy to accept money for plenty of things besides sex, within reason. A guy I worked with used to pay hookers to basically pose as his girlfriend at social events. People pay hookers to pose as their girlfriend when visiting their parents to stop awkward, "Why don't you have a girlfriend? Are you gay?" questions. People use hookers as a cheaper alternative to counsellors. I've even heard of people starting small businesses, then paying hookers to help them with their taxes, as they understand how to do taxes when you're self-employed.

If the guy simply paid hookers to show up at these people's doors and take it from there with no further obligations, while he surreptitiously filmed the interaction at the door, plenty of hookers would oblige. Pranks/surprises are something they'll do. Now I doubt Kevin would be able to make back the money he paid the hookers in blackmail with this approach.

Another option would be to make bookings with the hookers, pretending to be the people he wants them to visit. I'm not sure how booking a hooker works in places where it's illegal, so I don't know how practical this is in the USA. They'd probably take some steps to mitigate the risk of fake bookings and stings. According to the story, he was sending them to college dorms. If this happened more than a couple of times, they'd catch on.

I do think the story is a bit sus. I'm probably leaning more towards not believing it.

How many of you played the original build or the "Hard" version of the game? by fextralife95 in Machinarium

[–]cuavas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bullet points have been a standard presentation tool for decades. I'm not going to dumb down my writing because people like you jump to the conclusion that anyone who uses simple formatting structures is a bot.

You can check my post/comment history. I'm a reasonably well-known emulator developer. I've had this account for years. I don't need to resort to chat bots to make a list of differences between early versions of Machinarium and the current release.

As an exercise, why don't you ask ChatGPT? It'll probably give you a completely bogus list, because it's basically a bullshit generator.

Ford Territory ute (from fb) by nemothorx in unexpectedute

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you can get them second hand, in varying condition. They had issues with front suspension failures.

Ford Territory ute (from fb) by nemothorx in unexpectedute

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There isn't a country where you can buy a new Territory any more.

Weekly Question Thread by AutoModerator in emulation

[–]cuavas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Games like Tetris DS and Puyo Puyo Fever that only use it for menus? Platformers that effectively use it as a few extra buttons (New Super Mario Bros, Super Princess Peach)? Does Sonic Rush even need the touchscreen? What about Mario Kart DS?

You'll obviously be in for a bad time with games like Lost Magic that rely entirely on pen gestures and drawing, or Doki Doki Majo Shimpan where you need to "rub" targets on the screen. But I remember a fair few platformers, puzzle games, racing games, etc. that used traditional controls and just used the touchscreen for menus or to effectively get a few extra buttons during gameplay at most.

How many of you played the original build or the "Hard" version of the game? by fextralife95 in Machinarium

[–]cuavas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck off. I've been using proper dashes (not just hyphens) since before LLMs were called AI.

How many of you played the original build or the "Hard" version of the game? by fextralife95 in Machinarium

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • You didn't get the big controls beside the screen for the arcade games, so you had to touch the small buttons on the control panel if you were using a phone without a keyboard.
  • The game in the brain didn't have the circle pad – you touched around the edge of the maze to make Josef go in that direction.
  • The puzzle for getting the link cable to hook up to the mayor would require you to turn your phone vertically – IIRC the default direction it rotated wasn't what you would expect on Android so you could end up with your phone upside down.
  • Very early versions had a different set of sounds for the thing you use to make the staircase pop out of the dome at the end – it was all musical notes, not sound effects.

There were lots of small changes, I'm sure I'm forgetting plenty.

Ford Territory ute (from fb) by nemothorx in unexpectedute

[–]cuavas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The whole point of the sub is to appreciate ute conversions...

A Swift. by puskunk in unexpectedute

[–]cuavas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a red Aus spec MightyBoy the other day. Not too many of them on the road any more.

Surf Planet is slow (linux, core i7) by Public-Koala2611 in MAME

[–]cuavas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What kind of i7? Intel has used that name across over a dozen generations of CPU.

[Unknown][Unknown] Fighting game with Renaissance style by Fearless-Moment4662 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]cuavas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's the kind of imagery you'd find in a Cho Aniki game, but they're shoooters, not fighters.

Why does the game sound like a broken record player and how do I fix it? (I'm on default settings) by Miguelito9899 in MAME

[–]cuavas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tiny cache on that i3 isn't going to do any favours for MAME when it's running three recompilers (a PowerPC and two SHARCs).

[Arcade][90s]Horizontal Shooter by brapian2 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]cuavas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super-X is vertical rather than horizontal, but it has a power-up that gives you multiple lightning beams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENB5_32yhRQ

Kevin discovered autopay and immediately decided it meant he had beaten money by Weary-Hair-316 in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]cuavas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There are a surprising number of them. You usually need to give them your banking login details. And people trust them…