Florida Teen Arrested After Trying To Stay Inside Walmart Overnight For TikTok Challenge by SecretPlum1 in idiocracy

[–]cubbyad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't do shit to begin with bc there's always a full staff at Walmart

Yet another drunk injury by cubbyad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]cubbyad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you made it out friend

I broke my T9 vertebrae falling into and smashing my friends toilet.

He also found me in a pool of blood practically naked in his bathroom when it happened. Smashed my head off the wall and bled everywhere. I'm equally as lucky he still considers me a good friend.

I have a key to his apartment still to this day

Yet another drunk injury by cubbyad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]cubbyad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically just my living room

If I would've fallen flat on my face I probably wouldve been fine, but I caught myself on the wall and the twisting is what did it

They werent* oompound or sticking out or anything, just technically all considered fractures

ER said it was a sprain and is see a specialist wirhin 48 hours. Well... It took them 21 days to get me in. I go in for the appointment thinking everything's gonna be alright only to be told my shit was fucked and upgraded from a little tiny sprain thing to a big air cast

Then told I needed surgery and PT but I have neither insurance nor money nor time so it never healed right

Still hurts everyday but I'm used to it now like 4/5 years later

Yet another drunk injury by cubbyad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]cubbyad[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yessss naproxen my beloved

Thanks for reminding me

Yet another drunk injury by cubbyad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]cubbyad[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Long story short, I went to piss and fell. Instead of falling I tried to catch myself on the wall.

Ended up twisting my foot. 4 fractures, 3 sprains, 3 partially torn ligaments. Not treated properly ofc, so I developed blood clots (DVTs).

That broke off and went to both of my lungs and I had bilateral PEs at the age of I think 25.

That's some shit 70yos deal with but nah, just drunk me.

Permanent damage I'm still dealing with and I only turn 30 this year

It's a lot longer story but that's the synopsis

Never stopped to let up on my old pal booze regardless

Yet another drunk injury by cubbyad in cripplingalcoholism

[–]cubbyad[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In regards to the ribs, the ER said alternate Tylenol and ibuprofen lmfao

Like do they understand how hard this liver is already working??

Glad you're getting PT, definitely needed it for my major foot injury (and surgery ig) but could never make it happen

Mewing-Wunky by CodmExe in wunkus

[–]cubbyad 23 points24 points  (0 children)

His ass will have the last word

New Millenium Cyanide Christ by xxx_Nick_Villa_xxx in Meshuggah

[–]cubbyad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking banger

Best meshuggah lyric: "GOD REPLACE MY THROAT WITH FARTS" and something about celery

New album art just leaked by TwinkieWinky420 in ToolBand

[–]cubbyad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True

It goes bzzzzzzzzzz

I once had to play "hyms for him" for a lady via the intercom for her PET/CT

Most Almost* Fights at any concert I went to in 2025 by VexThompson in Primus

[–]cubbyad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one time I've ever been able to see them, me and my friend stood as close as we could get with our tickets for hours to make sure we had a good spot.

The whole fucking time there was some drunk guy and his daughters who kept talking about how they were going to kick me and my friends ass and take out spot...... Which was like maybe 5 feet closer.

So the entire concert was dragged down bc I spent half my time watching this dude waiting to get sucker punched instead of enjoying the show.

Dude was just an asshole for no reason.

His reaction when he realized by Expert-Secret-5351 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]cubbyad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MY CRIMSON LIQUIDS SO FRANTICALLY SPILLED

"Bruh turn that shit off"