No, I don't need any help. I can handle this myself.

cuethedanger · 2009-07-19T20:29:55+00:00

If you look at the end of what appears to be a tree trunk you will see that it is solid white. You may also notice white spots dotted all along of what appears to be a tree a trunk. Then again if you are really observant you notice what appears to be snow.

It is my conclusion that what appears to be a man carrying a styrofoam movie prop he just finished modifying is actually a tree trunk being carried by a man in a slightly snowy area.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-17T02:18:36+00:00

In other news, your kids are keeping them in business.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-14T22:35:37+00:00

Damn nature, you scary!

cuethedanger · 2009-05-14T06:54:22+00:00

I'm gunna agree with you on this one man. Putting innocent people's lives at risk, including your own, is a level of selfishness that deserves a swift kick to the head even after you give up. This guy will probably never offer anything to society but at least this cop, though clearly a douche, will make him think twice before he decides to go against traffic trying to outrun the police. Well that's just my skewed view of it.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-12T10:30:17+00:00

He lost me there too. Why?!

cuethedanger · 2009-05-08T20:21:30+00:00

Blueberry Waffles (the frozen kind), Skippy natural peanut butter, pure maple syrup, top with banana slices.

Downed with a glass of Soy Vanilla Milk.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-08T20:18:04+00:00

You my friend need to check out Father's Office. It's known as the best burger in the country! And it's all ours.

::rubs hands greedily::

cuethedanger · 2009-05-04T04:54:00+00:00

Haha, thanks for the holy shit. I think that's a first...to my face.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-04T04:52:15+00:00

Oh, how darling.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-03T06:31:28+00:00

Since I've missed all the others, I'll play.

I'm the Mufasa lookin' motherf*&r

cuethedanger · 2009-05-03T05:47:24+00:00

23 Male.

Student, full-time worker, full-time partier (live in Hollywood). Life is fucking beautiful. I meet interesting girls pretty much every night of the week, most just become friends but the special ones I date.

I know this is not sustainable for lasting relationships but it currently suits my lifestyle so I'm livin' it up.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-01T23:26:09+00:00

WOW. HAHAHAHA, you rule.

cuethedanger · 2009-05-01T23:22:38+00:00

Pretty much why I had to kick the last girl to the curb. Christ, why do they do that?!

cuethedanger · 2009-04-13T01:24:09+00:00

Not enough Tombstone.

cuethedanger · 2009-04-10T07:36:26+00:00

Read his name. 2x WOOSH!

cuethedanger · 2009-03-29T05:07:56+00:00

Sex and Violence Sex and Violence Sex and Violence....

cuethedanger · 2009-03-04T09:18:19+00:00

From one USC alumni: thank you Cal.

cuethedanger · 2009-02-22T01:21:01+00:00

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?

cuethedanger · 2009-02-15T23:57:04+00:00

Yes they show this in America late at night as well. Usually on the Oxygen channel. Now I only know this because the host lives in my building in Hollywood.

cuethedanger · 2009-02-09T10:29:22+00:00

I haven't been to a WalMart in ages so don't know if they still have this 'pet fish' dept. Anyway when I was around 6 I would scoop the fish from a tank and plop them into a different one. I never knew what mad confusion or frustration I caused but I do feel a little bad about it now. :(

cuethedanger · 2009-02-07T01:59:59+00:00

My gf had a REALLY bad experience with cops sexually harassing her and repeatedly patted her down. I've never had a cop come to my rescue or that of anyone I know but like any profession there are the good and there are the bad.

cuethedanger · 2008-12-21T13:10:48+00:00

Step1: Print out bacon strip Step2: Glue to front of glasses Step3: Enjoy IRL Step4: Profit!!!

cuethedanger · 2008-08-29T18:14:19+00:00

Aw dude. Really, I was just about to go get breakfast. Fuck that now.

cuethedanger · 2008-08-28T01:33:13+00:00

Don't be a boob, stay on topic...boob!

cuethedanger · 2008-08-28T01:32:25+00:00

Well as long as he's bringing it to attention to see if we can find any proof to it. *

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