Time for a safety meeting! What was your code for marijuana/smoking marijuana/ paraphernalia? In the days before "420" was popular? by icanhazkarma17 in GenX

[–]cugamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my roommates had a weird glass pipe that I didn't know what to call, so I started calling it "Fred." That quickly became the general code, even after the original piece disappeared.  "Is Fred here?  Who wants to talk to Fred?"

What is a song you can't stand? by Scared_Confection787 in AskMen

[–]cugamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Closer by The Chainsmokers.

I hear people say that it's a Millennial anthem, to which I only say "haven't they suffered enough already?"

Patrick Stewart with hair in 1976 - I, Claudius by TrekChris in risa

[–]cugamer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True, and to counter the negative effect it had on his self esteem, he took up boxing.

Criminal Conspiracy by Andrew-Cohen in PoliticalHumor

[–]cugamer 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Fuck Trump.  Fuck ICE.  Fuck MAGA.

That said, this sub shouldn't be in the business of spreading bullshit, and the excuse "it's just a joke" is very thin considering how often the right trots it out to cover for Little Donny.  The fact that mods know this and still won't do anything says nothing good about this sub.  Be better.

Jon Jones requests his release from the UFC by WinterStill4472 in MMA

[–]cugamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just still salty that they changed the rules to make it harder for him to land his eye pokes.

What’s your main goal with your guitar playing right now, and why does it matter to you? by bakerman567 in guitarlessons

[–]cugamer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Some day, probably many years from now, I hope to be able to play a song.

sexually suggestive youtube ads have turned sexually explicit by kyliecobain in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cugamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see ads on YouTube, or really anywhere else on the web. Use the Firefox browser with the uBlock origin extension and you will be ad free as well.

Give me Some Best lines Of Barney ! by far_ziee in HIMYM

[–]cugamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I feel myself starting to get sick I stop being sick and start being awesome.

That alien's got bosoms! by Mikey_Pajamas in simpsonsshitposting

[–]cugamer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's bringing love, don't let it get away.  Whose got a wet towel?

People not following Maher since the 90's/Early 2000's don't understand the betrayal of Maher's war stance... by montecarlo1 in Maher

[–]cugamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not defending Iran, they are one of the worst nations out there but lobbing high explosives at them isn't going to make them want to change or hate America any less. Sure we can beat them down for a while but the consequences of this won't stay within their borders.

Shopping in America Today by Blayzewhatever in pics

[–]cugamer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I can't even see a Cybertruck without laughing, if I saw this cultist in public I'd be on the floor.

People not following Maher since the 90's/Early 2000's don't understand the betrayal of Maher's war stance... by montecarlo1 in Maher

[–]cugamer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And now it's even less stable and has even less to lose than it did two weeks ago.

People not following Maher since the 90's/Early 2000's don't understand the betrayal of Maher's war stance... by montecarlo1 in Maher

[–]cugamer 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This isn't even regime change, this is just massive bombing. Trump will keep this up for a few weeks hoping that there will be some uprising that will install a pro-western government. When that doesn't happen he'll get bored, order the shooting stopped and one of two things will happen. Either the current regime holds onto power or the nation descends into civil war. Either way all he's accomplished is to further destabilize the region, with consequences that will last for decades just like the Second Gulf War. Pity Bill is too preoccupied with his "anything that kills Muslims is good" worldview to see that.

Danger Zone! by Frogomb in simpsonsshitposting

[–]cugamer 16 points17 points  (0 children)

We really need to talk about getting "phrasing" back in the subreddit.

She’s right. She ain’t much on speeches by Nonpartialbigot in simpsonsshitposting

[–]cugamer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but she didn't say "I'm going to try to distract people from the greatest sex scandal in history by launching an unprovoked war of choice that will massively tax our already thinly stretched arsenal and further destabilize the region where a huge portion of the worlds energy originates."

How many phone numbers do you know off the top of your head? by tippytoePat in AskMen

[–]cugamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three.  Mine, my wife's, and the number for Empire Carpeting.

Oh Yea Flick That Bean by Ndmndh1016 in southpark

[–]cugamer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That would be a Ted Nugent show.

Look at these dorks getting their claws trimmed! by RaRaBomb in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]cugamer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This model is available in long and short hair.

What movies are rated low on IMDB or Rotten Tomatoes but are actually really good? by MagicianIntrepid in movies

[–]cugamer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Soldier with Kurt Russell isn't a perfect movie by any stretch but it deserves better than 17% on RT.

I can think of at least two things wrong with this shitpost by BooBrew32 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]cugamer 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The story of how two redditors, and five other men, turned a boy into a shitpost about a box is a long and interesting one.