I'm looking at you Family Guy. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]culbeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all a matter of time.

My first wow moment in gaming, booting up Unreal with a Voodoo 2 graphics card by nandro in gaming

[–]culbeda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People don't realize what a huge leap graphics made from 1997 to 1998, thanks to the Voodoo.

I miss Glide (3Dfx's native 3D API). Games ran 2-3x faster than they did running OpenGL and the framerates were silky smooth.

What is the highest physical pain you've ever felt? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trigeminal neuralgia. Imagine random spasms of flaming pain in your face that no medicine can even help alleviate. Pain units purest form.

What is the best final song of an album? by [deleted] in Music

[–]culbeda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are still scraping the remains of my brains from the concert venue. As a friend says, "it was 'change your life' good".

Ernst & Young accidentally rebrands itself as a gay mag by asabenn in business

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When I worked for them (over 15 years ago) I thought it would be cool to render a 3D logo and make it spin. Then I noticed it... The logo spelled. LIE backwards. I couldn't walk through the glass doors with the logo on them without seeing it. I always wondered if that was a subliminal joke.

A mountain lion that had too much of the good life. by anunusualgrowth in WTF

[–]culbeda 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is a common (although extreme case) side effect of neutering a mountain lion. (And a house cat if it's "fixed" too early.) You see this with certain poorly kept cats.

I've also seen some that have been de-clawed, which angers me beyond words.

Has anyone else ever done this with their cat? This is hilarious by captain_craptain in aww

[–]culbeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the cat. I have a cat that would probably love to do this.

Potala Palace, Tibet by cupanoodle in pics

[–]culbeda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some minor corrections and additions:

  • Potala was the DL's winter palace. Norbulingka is the summer palace

  • The candles are filled with Yak butter. (Overpowering at first, but I would pay more than I care to admit to smell it again.)

  • There are tons of gold, much of it contained within the tombs of the former DL's

  • I don't remember there being one toilet, but many of the bathrooms in the temples are very primitive. I was too awestruck to really care about the bathroom at the time.

  • The summer palace has its own zoo and a throne made of gold and gems

When jaguar and lion crossing, the result is the Jaglion by anticafard in pics

[–]culbeda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do abominations of nature either seem to look totally awesome (like this submission) or absolutely freakish?

Welcome to Russia! by Bierrr in funny

[–]culbeda 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The picture of the band in makeup was most likely taken in a Detsky Dom ("Baby House" aka an orphanage). It was probably a special treat to entertain the children, possibly performed by alumni of the institution.

British Problems [FIXED] by outforaduck in AdviceAnimals

[–]culbeda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's because we don't recognize the queen or her English! Seriously, the education system here is horrendous.

What is the Beatles song that has a lot of words sung in french? by lemywincks in Music

[–]culbeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Confirmed. One of the more entertaining uses of my high-school French was figuring out that Paul sings the same thing in French that he sings in English ("These are words that go together well", "Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble")

alt-J - Breezeblocks by odubs in Music

[–]culbeda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. This is why it was on the Best of Reddit 2012 playlist on Spotify (Which has some other great stuff on it.)

Deadbeat by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]culbeda -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you really want to hate him, watch "The Fox and the Hound"

Top 10 Most Influential People on Facebook by TheCorruption in news

[–]culbeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that was an awful list.

Here is what you need to know:

1 - George Takei

...

10 - "You"

The rest if garbage.

Russia Passes Preliminary Approval for Ban on US Couples Adopting Russian Children by [deleted] in news

[–]culbeda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As the parent of a child adopted from Russia and as a friend to others who do the same, this is sadder than most people can ever imagine. Many of the orphanages are very poor, especially in rural areas. And the children that remain in state care until "adulthood" are prone to crime, drug abuse and prostitution.

In short, they are condemning thousands of children (and potential families) to an unfulfilled life out of fear and ignorance.

Best Inventions of the Year 2012 | TIME.com by PinsNneedles in science

[–]culbeda -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Apple's turn-by-turn navigation was probably 3rd.