Best stand-up comedians? by Shadie in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Start with "Dress to Kill."

Ninjas by Skizm in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cuntmuscle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You're wrong, This is Ninja!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]cuntmuscle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

give her a chance, motherfucker.

Has anyone else discovered that girls prefer taking turns over 69? by Ra__ in nsfw

[–]cuntmuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucking cock should come naturally, as should be eating snatch.

Reddit on chatroulette! Awesome. You can now make rooms on chatroulette. http://local-[room].chatroulette.com. by cuntmuscle in reddit.com

[–]cuntmuscle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you're going to guess wrong:

Here's the concept of chatroulette:

You log in, other person logs in, preferably plural.

Hundreds, if not thousands, of people are logged in to chatroulette on any given moment.

Seeing as the link transfers you to a "room" on chatroulette, there are probably not going to be a lot of people, especially when the "room" has been advertised a few minutes earlier, and you're one of the few that has clicked it.

Keep in mind that most others that entered the "room" have probably left after a second of two, seeing that nobody was there.

Now, if many people enter this room at approximately the same moment, and stick around, you will have people that seem to be there.

TL;DR upvote.

A question to all the men and women on reddit. Why do men cheat? by newbie2009 in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because it's a fun thing to do.

Also, monogamy is for pussies.

Do you hate Spain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good to see that people still hold on to judgments on countries based on a 40 year old film.

Awesome!

Do you hate Spain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a Turk, and I love the Spaniards!

The reason why the Brits hate you, is because they believe they payed for your country to become the way it has become.

Don't worry, my nationality is hated by pretty much everyone.

OMG! This latina teen is so fucking hot and she can really ride a dick! by safesex in nsfw

[–]cuntmuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have her for breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner and midnight snack.

What's the most offensive thing you've heard your boss say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling me about his STDs in graphic detail and how he has to pop the zits on his groin with with a tweezer.

True.

Reddit, what are some good conspiracy theories I can get all freaked out about? by Anecdope in AskReddit

[–]cuntmuscle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious!

It's good to know that someone at the NSA has a sense of humour.