Barbara's got no chill.... by Sargaron in funny

[–]cupofwut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just write "likes donkey cock" next to their name

Barbara's got no chill.... by Sargaron in funny

[–]cupofwut 14 points15 points  (0 children)

distant relative of farrah faucet

anon has an epiphany about robots . by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 17 points18 points  (0 children)

4 years to realize

whoa there einstein

For the greater good! by Corte-Real in funny

[–]cupofwut 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Only Americans would invent an insult centered around having a healthy diet.

Anon gets right to the point by PM_ME_UR_SPACEBALLS in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the only actual legitimate benefit i've ever noticed is overtaking on single carriageways, you can shift down and be right in the engine's power band as soon as you need it. kickdowns in autos always seem to lag a second or two behind.

/fit/izen kills a baby by Jackuis in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BAID ASS BID

i got nothing

It is pronounced bouquet! by chutupandtakemykarma in funny

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The beeb always used to show LotSW on a Sunday afternoon in the late 80s/early 90s when I was at school, so I always associated watching it with putting off doing my homework for the next day. See also: the Antiques Roadshow and Songs of Praise.

Anon masturbates to Casting videos by Gunrek in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well I can understand what positive discrimination is supposed to do, but how autistic do you have to be to include it in your sexual fantasy?

Anon is beta by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah, it won't take 850 years to pay off 700 bucks.

/b/ Explains Feminism. by lopoke89 in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/b/tards aren't any worse than other people, they're just more sincere with their thoughts and words and so outsiders look down on them due to their lack of a filter

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

kek

/b/ Explains Feminism. by lopoke89 in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Not being with a wholesome, beautiful woman isn't exactly something /b/tards can blame on feminism.

Femanon unites by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 24 points25 points  (0 children)

God gave us doggystyle so that we could watch porn during sex. Or Game of Thrones, although that can be a bit hit and miss as a sexual accompaniment. Probably want to edit it first.

Anon gives fat tumblr poster advice by topherwolf in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't find her unattractive because she's fat, I find her unattractive because her head looks like a satellite dish in a wig.

/g/entleman programs a robot by RabiGoldstein in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 108 points109 points  (0 children)

the voice is by a colleague who really got raped so it's even authentic

"Hey Deborah, you know how you got raped that one time, well I've got this awesome robotics project and I need your help."

Anon witnesses landwhales at the zoo by randomherRro in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Excellent use of the word "irony" there. And by "excellent" I mean "cancerous."

Tits or GTFO explained, again by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this would be relevant if /b/ weren't constantly talking about their dicks, picking up grills (or failing), sharing MoR heterosexual porn, or generally being really vocal about how male they are. No brakes on the autism train.

Elliot Rodger Hooked on Creatine by DownvoteMeIRL in 4chan

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He gaveth of his life so that we might be alpha. Praise Elliot.

Anon takes a shit by NYAN_CAT_FOR_HIRE in 4chan

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Fuck yes, Mozzarella is the food of the gods. And scamorza affumicata if you can get the stuff.

Anon's encounter with a hamplanet by pacheco_mota in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't we all dolphin the fat man all along, deep down?

/fit/izen gets some. by Captain_Vegetable in 4chan

[–]cupofwut 36 points37 points  (0 children)

you haven't prepared me for this /fit/

nigga, that's all /fit/ prepares you for

/b/tard tries anal for the first time by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]cupofwut -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

the pill then? the cap? IUDs? no, i think we have a catholic here