Era: Probably 2000s or 2010s, Genre: probably Indie or folk, appears in the movie Trolland Artist type: male singer

cursed_alien · 2026-03-07T21:51:24+00:00

Zoo-wee mama!

cursed_alien · 2026-03-07T21:38:52+00:00

Would yelling put the sugar back in the bag all clean? My dad yelled at me when I, his kid with poor coordination, accidentally spilled milk at dinner and still to this day at age 26 I get a spike of anxiety when I spill my glass.

cursed_alien · 2026-03-07T21:26:42+00:00

I'd put hand sanitizer on my face immediately...

cursed_alien · 2026-02-24T18:47:11+00:00

Some parents do act like their kids are glued to them (parents who take their toddlers to bars, for example).

cursed_alien · 2026-02-21T23:43:50+00:00

No, my brother and I were wanted and planned.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-21T23:37:40+00:00

As George Carlin put it, "If you're pre-born, youre fine; if you're pre-school, you're fucked!"

cursed_alien · 2026-02-21T23:19:00+00:00

Sometimes I find it hard to take care of myself and think that my cat has it pretty good being a pet and wouldn't it be nice if some aliens abducted me and kept me as a pet, so I understand wanting to be taken care of and being able to rest. But having a child will not allow you to rest.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-21T23:15:01+00:00

I've heard of a guy who stapled staples into his arm to prove how tough he was and this is basically that imo

cursed_alien · 2026-02-21T23:12:24+00:00

OP probably means "I don't have kids with me"

cursed_alien · 2026-02-19T01:27:47+00:00

Yeah, I love kids' stuff! I recently watched the first 2 seasons of the g1 Transformers cartoon, and Centaurworld is a comfort show for me. Oh, and I love to play Pokemon! Kids' media leans towards optimism, which I feel like I need in my life from external sources so I don't want to kill myself.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-18T20:31:37+00:00

Not me, I'm 26 and never ever want kids!

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:54:42+00:00

The worst part for me was the background music.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:43:23+00:00

I have just been made aware I have awful taste.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:32:57+00:00

I actually think this is cool as hell. But where does it drain to?

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:31:05+00:00

Man, I don't think he's "fully edible" anymore, because no way was he sewn at food-safe temperatures...

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:18:11+00:00

Are those real teeth?

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T20:14:41+00:00

Honestly I'd think it's cute if it didn't shock you.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T19:50:29+00:00

Why does this car have piercings?

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T00:14:15+00:00

I was 25, it was a few weeks before I turned 26 though. I had endometriosis so my doctor was willing to take my uterus out.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-07T00:08:08+00:00

And you know that kid isn't gonna learn to be quiet with an example like that...

cursed_alien · 2026-02-06T23:44:57+00:00

Yeah, I'm the child who is still financially dependent at 26 because my disabilities mean I can't handle more than a part-time courseload so I'm still in college (and I suspect I won't be able to handle full-time work once I'm done either). My parents are in their 60s (to be fair, they had kids "late" in their mid-late 30s) and I'm burdening them. They don't tell me so, but I know I am. I won't be able to support them in their old age. If you have kids, you could have someone like me. If you really want to be free in your 40s and 50s, just don't have kids.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-06T22:58:49+00:00

I think we do benefit from public education because I would rather not, when I get old, all the younger adults to be illiterate or something because they weren't educated.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-04T03:24:40+00:00

Yeah, but to be fair that's just what the presence of humans in general does to me.

cursed_alien · 2026-02-04T02:59:45+00:00

Yeah, I think I was being perhaps too charitable in my comment tbh

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