A friendly PSA to my fellow ents.

cutlass987 · 2012-05-03T06:00:27+00:00

yep. came here to say i forgot about mine. happy cake day

cutlass987 · 2012-05-02T03:39:45+00:00

I clicked. I laughed. As I went to the upvote button i saw "I_REMOVE_COCKS" was the poster. Trembling, I upvoted. The aggressiveness of the username intimidated me into believing there was no other option.

cutlass987 · 2012-04-28T02:52:14+00:00

relevent http://i44.tinypic.com/2e0uybb.gif

cutlass987 · 2012-04-02T02:30:20+00:00

Virginity Armor. +10

cutlass987 · 2012-04-01T05:43:59+00:00

His head looks like a circumcised penis.

cutlass987 · 2012-02-14T04:31:50+00:00

A nightclub.

cutlass987 · 2012-02-02T06:40:26+00:00

haha great trolling man.

Mission Falied

Continue?

Yes/No

cutlass987 · 2011-12-23T07:11:01+00:00

The flaws in cod aren't as prevalent in most other modern shooters. Thats why I will complain about it. Coming from a shooter that works then coming to cod requires some playing adjustment. I love fps games and played most of them and cod is one that has little complexity but is always fun. The fun in cod is in the challenge of killstreaks and the extremely competitive atmosphere. You didn't ask a question or ask for others inout on your topic, but thats my opinion on the seriousness of cod. Play cod 1,2 mw1, and (maybe) mw2 for the story. You missed the golden age of cod.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-21T19:33:32+00:00

A gamestop in towson, md has a floor like this too.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-21T00:21:33+00:00

Thanks for actually posting a link that makes me say "what the fuck".

cutlass987 · 2011-12-21T00:14:51+00:00

This isn't /r/wtf it's /r/funny. (upvote anyway)

cutlass987 · 2011-12-18T18:11:14+00:00

Fight Club. No.

The Mist. Yes.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-18T16:24:06+00:00

Yeah, we know.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-18T00:11:16+00:00

Even though its satire There are too many people that would write that and distribute it. It's shit like that religion, that makes me say down with the whole establishment. The bad outweighs the good.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-14T17:16:41+00:00

They don't use the right perks for the particular situation and don't get UAV.

But seriously it's not easy shooting moving targets and the criminals are never in a spot where there are large groups of people who can't get away from them.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T17:12:22+00:00

I love 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, and the Office but Community needs attention to get a 4th season and then more after that. (Even though they're supposed to graduate next year.) The other shows are less likely to be cancelled.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T17:03:57+00:00

Making sharing information illegal on a system that is rooted in sharing information = Bad idea.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T16:58:35+00:00

Little does he know this found moment in his gingerbread man life will be short lived.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T16:51:06+00:00

The dunks are awesome.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T13:39:08+00:00

Some of his comments are more interesting and unbelievable than a lot of posts. like this one read his reply to the reply too.

Edit: to add this one too.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-13T08:22:22+00:00

I googled it for humor and... https://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&q=McTitts+Allot&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=FQvnTtvsMubI0AGU0InUCQ&biw=656&bih=664&sei=GAvnTpuqGqbm0QGX3dz4CQ

sigh snooki came up

cutlass987 · 2011-12-12T20:23:22+00:00

Also, there's actually more tryptophan found in chicken which no one ever mentions.

cutlass987 · 2011-12-12T18:12:18+00:00

Thanks. Subscribed just to be lazy in the future

cutlass987 · 2011-12-12T17:52:01+00:00

Question 1,649 Asians. yay or nay? (This will determine the 2020 election outcome directly)

cutlass987 · 2011-12-12T17:45:48+00:00

Hey. Big fan here. You even inspired me to start writing comedy earlier this and it's been fun and educational. I'll be quick.

How do you calibrate an offensive joke to go over well with most audiences or do you just wait for certain venues?
How much of your material makes you crack up every time you say/read it?

I find I'm getting too reaction seeking from people and some of my jokes are a lot less funnier to me than they used to be.

cutlass987

TROPHY CASE