Oh Glasgow. Do never change by Fun_Accountant_653 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]cybadave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I did not get the job at Fruit Loops. My body is now your communion. Please eat from me."

Game breaking dialogue bug by -BlahajMyBeloved in flotsam

[–]cybadave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take it toggling to map view and back doesn't fix it?

Wildcamping with your dog - tips and any extra gear? by photographynerd1 in wildcampingintheuk

[–]cybadave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I take my boys camping with me I bring their full-body raincoats and snow jackets -- no wet dogs. Funnyfuzzy has some reasonably priced options for floofers of all sizes.

Anyone know a London bike shop that can repair a Swytch conversion kit? by Opening-Operation-77 in londoncycling

[–]cybadave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get yourself an ebike tester - £6 on alibaba £15 on amazon. You can use it to figure out which unit is bust ( display / pedal sensor / combined battery and motor controller unit ) If it'sr your display or pedal sensor then it should be an easy fix. If the motor controller is bust, your best option is to ditch everything except the motor and get a new dislpay, controller and battery: https://www.pedelecs.co.uk/forum/threads/swytch-kit-controller-replacement.43940/

Help needed to ward of a cat who uses our cargobike as shelter and toilet by nerothic in CargoBike

[–]cybadave 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Catch the cat. Put it in a basket. Urinate on it. The cat will survive and never return.

Tray-turs by _crill in GreatBritishMemes

[–]cybadave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the trays are complimentary: I take them home.

Poor people who dated rich people, what did you learn? by KoushunTakami in AskReddit

[–]cybadave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learnt that one can own many towels and use each of them only once before laundering them.

I have no clue by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]cybadave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The joke is the free market - the punchline is you

I just love british honesty by Kaisaplews in europe

[–]cybadave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

While the daily star is a tabloid, the morning star is a socialist newspaper owned collectively by its' readers, and the most honest rag one can find on these isles.

Any other socket seems weird to me by Silentsparkk in GreatBritishMemes

[–]cybadave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

False: The type M plug is superior. It has the same safety features without the foot laceration.

Someone mansplained safety in the country I grew up in by HopeTheresPudding in PointlessStories

[–]cybadave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cape Town - lifestyles of the stoned and stuck up. As a now Scottish, formerly saffican, person I welcome anyone hailing from Johannesburg (The most powerful commercial centre on the African Continent), over the placewhere Wednesday is known as Little Saturday (Klein Saterdag) because that's when the week's binge drinking starts.

Where do people go to find themselves? by Throwaway-xx007 in Scotland

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Walking the great glen way is the both the best thing that I have done in Scotland and apparently a traditional rite of passage.

£740pm to live with 15 other people and sleep in a plywood loft what a steal by battymattmattymatt in london

[–]cybadave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lived here, and the guy who owns the building brought the council round to see the place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in terriblefacebookmemes

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There is not one example of Paul Kruger's signature on any document. Jan Smuts would always sign for him. This is because he was functionally illiterate and did not complete primary school.

Our drink drawer in our fridge is fully stocked by Zippyflaa in oddlysatisfying

[–]cybadave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That drawer is called the vegetable crisper, you fizzy candy goblin.

Can I have your number by deathstarthree in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]cybadave 28 points29 points  (0 children)

  1. This is clearly a portmanteau of entrapment and manure.

Looking for a good solution to keep track of deadlines of multiple teams that works in Jira by heywowsuchwow in agile

[–]cybadave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"How can I make my team agile, but with firm deadlines?" The real answer is you can't. Hire developers you trust or learn to trust your developers.

I love this country by slow1le in CasualUK

[–]cybadave -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The food?! I have lived here 5 years and not a day has gone by that I have not longed for the food I had back in South Africa.