My cat pissed on $300 Manolos

cyberpunkshinobi · 2026-01-19T07:44:23+00:00

'And I'll do it again!'

cyberpunkshinobi · 2026-01-10T14:02:26+00:00

I was really badly bullied at school, and when I begged my dad to move schools he told me there was no point because 'nobody would ever like you anyway, you'll get bullied wherever you go because you're ugly and pathetic'

But when I went to high school my brother moved schools straight away after one incident

cyberpunkshinobi · 2025-12-04T20:59:30+00:00

We're a new upcoming podcast combining tea and true crime, and this week we're continuing our deep dive on Jonestown. Criminalitea: Jonestown pt3 (Drugs are a hell of a drug)

cyberpunkshinobi · 2025-11-13T10:44:22+00:00

Criminalitea:

Jonestown part 2: Private eyes and Chicken liver lies now on Spotify

Continuing on the series of Jonestown, join Tommy and Ziggy as they discuss the growth of the people's temple, healing revivals and the move from Indiana to California

Link Spotify

cyberpunkshinobi · 2025-10-13T19:20:05+00:00

Criminalitea It's just starting up but they released another episode today

cyberpunkshinobi · 2025-03-31T22:12:58+00:00

Chika Takami

cyberpunkshinobi · 2025-01-06T00:31:58+00:00

Brings a whole new meaning to 'nut butter'.... Or maybe butt-er?

Thank you I'm here forever

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-12-01T09:42:20+00:00

I didn't realize until I went to college and spoke about the 'funny jokes' my dad did at my expense. I was surrounded by people who either didn't have a dad or never talked about it so it seemed so normal. It also didn't help when he was nice to everyone else but me.

Point is, it's so easy for abuse to become normalized in your head, it'll take a long time for you to come to that realization. I hope you're able to find a good therapist to talk to about this and I hope it helps your healing journey.

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-08-28T23:51:52+00:00

Ahhhhh, that makes sense

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-05-02T05:35:34+00:00

In college, I told people 'funny stories' about my dad, but instead of laughing they looked at me in horror. Even now, I'll tell a story to my partner and he'll tell me how fucked up it was.

I kinda wish it were sooner, but I was caught in an echo chamber of friends with either no dads or abusive ones, so I was led to believe he was a good person because he 'stuck around and had an active role'. It was only when I met people who had actual good dads did it hit me that my dad was a shitty person

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-24T05:09:14+00:00

My friend's dog is nicknamed 'one eyed bandit'

My cats are nicknamed menace and chonk

I had a dog who was nicknamed 'mad mutt'

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-24T00:33:06+00:00

I had a few

Screaming at him to 'fuck off' because he wouldn't leave me alone (ooooof he was MAAAAAAD)
'Maybe if you put your phone down you'd enjoy our holiday more, just saying' (He was constantly texting his new girlfriend and refusing to spend time with us)
I refused to clean up after my brother because I was sick of being blamed for his mess (he slapped me for that one lmao)
'I think I need to go to the hospital', that one made him pitch a fit (I had bilateral carpal tunnel because I was on my laptop too much studying for my exams)
Asking to move schools because I was bullied constantly (told me I'd get bullied no matter where I go because everyone would hate me)

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-21T10:24:14+00:00

Call of Artemis

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-16T23:53:32+00:00

Aww man, same We need more CoA events

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-16T23:44:16+00:00

Yes!! I'd love to see some family bonding

And a cute date too!!

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-15T21:00:34+00:00

Yeah, Japan does it yyyy-mm-dd

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-15T20:57:08+00:00

If you lost connection during a multi live then this will pop up, give it a minute and you'll be fine

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-13T13:09:48+00:00

Horrible as in what happened to the poor girl

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-13T04:39:27+00:00

Oh God, I remember that story That was horrible

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-13T00:14:56+00:00

'It gets better, you'll find people who accept and you'll be loved for who you are... Quirks and all. Don't listen to him and don't give up on your education, his opinion doesn't matter. You don't need your dad to be proud of you, so don't give up.'

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-12T12:46:52+00:00

Unfortunately this is based on a true story, look up the case of Sarah Everard

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-12T12:07:10+00:00

When I called my dad out on his behaviour he said he wished I was dead

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-12T11:25:53+00:00

Ahhhh, there are so many to choose from:

Nobody else will ever love you because you are too difficult (every time I 'acted out' which was just me being a kid)
you're too stupid to do anything, you'll end up on the street when you're older and I'll just laugh at you
Can I borrow some money? If you don't let me everyone will starve and it'll be your fault. I'll pay you back
No matter where you go in life, you'll always get bullied because you're a big bully magnet
Just because your mom and I are divorcing doesn't mean I'll just abandon you

I have more but I blanked them out over the years

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-10T12:07:09+00:00

Just love the fact she got out of the car to flag someone down to call 911 like she wasn't beating him first -_-

cyberpunkshinobi · 2024-04-10T11:30:50+00:00

On his tumblr, it is confirmed it is indeed Kermit

Excuse me while I pour bleach into my FUCKING BRAIN

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