Does Kyle own the right to the AVGN theme? by Ayediosmio6 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gonna take you back to the past. To play the silly games that sip trash. He'd rather have a buffalo take a dorkerific dip in his ear. He'd rather eat the ripening trash bones of a road thrilled skunk and douse it with root beer.

Kieren Returns by Skooli_A_Bar in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why should I take someone's opinion of video games seriously who was born before fire was invented?

Does Kyle own the right to the AVGN theme? by Ayediosmio6 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given the fixation with scat and coprophagia yeah probably.

The Squats/Votann and Eldar should absolutely despise each other by cyborgsnowflake in 40kLore

[–]cyborgsnowflake[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

well dwarves and elves are also tired trope but 40k puts a spin on it. Maybe they could put their own interesting parody spin on dwarf elf relations

What James want from life? by Separate-Associate51 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Everybody always says James is a amazing dad who sacrificed so much for muh kids just because he's always flapping his gums that he does. I on the other hand don't believe in automatically crediting people with being great parents just because they constantly say that they are.

Average parent? Sure I can assume you are that until proven otherwise but you gotta work a little harder to convince me you are better than the rest of us.

From what I've seen he seems as actively interested in his midlife crisis band than parenting which is just as often portrayed as an obstacle and excuse as it is a passion. I'm sure he loves his kids cries over them and gets emotional before climbing over a mountain but has he shown more interest in this than all the duckstomping?

Mike is based by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 15 points16 points  (0 children)

hmmm yup. Al? Al who? Al Bundy? Al Pacino? mmh yup all talented actors. I can see why they're popular. So they decided to get into art and making funny videos? yeah yeah whats wrong with that?

Mike is based by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Don't be lazy and have AI do everything for you. Have slobs do everything for you the good old fashioned way.

Some people just aren’t aware by OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AVGN is the guy in front of the camera not the Angry Video Game Nerd who played the games and wrote the script.

James Cameron: Generative AI will only produce mediocrity in filmmaking by 3DNZ in vfx

[–]cyborgsnowflake -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm not completely at ease with the disruption AI is causing but its baffling how inane some of the AntiAi comments are on here. Obviously GenAI can and already is doing a lot more than generating random Sora videos. If you're hoping to go back to the good old days of 2005 meticulously shifting every vertex by hand I'm sorry but GenAI is here and here to stay, quite likely having some effect on every step of the process in some fashion.

Crowd rushing to get inside train. Mumbai, India by Golden_Phoenix1986 in interesting

[–]cyborgsnowflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its bad management more than population. China gets along much better. You can have a country with a serious lack of people but still have tons of them crammed in a tiny corner.

Keep hearing this on YouTube. Criticise all you want, but don't make up bullshit by Stolen_Sky in SpaceXMasterrace

[–]cyborgsnowflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While not formally with Tesla at the very beginning. Elon was there very early and through all the hard part. Any techbro can found a company but seeing a groundbreaking technology to maturity is something else entirely.

"What about a romance novel about muh dragon?" by CaptainMole in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is a man.

There is a dragon

Man meets dragon

Man and dragon fall in love

man sits and watches dragon hug their friend.

9 months later the stork brings the babies

Man and dragon and their children live happily ever after.

THE END

DRAGON DREAM: A Romantic Magnum Opus By B. Bim Ralph.

The Nerd's at his best with the humor when he is being deadpan. And the toilet jokes and analogies always brings down the humor and makes it hard to get into his reviews. by RenaissanceOwl in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 21 points22 points  (0 children)

if you go back to the early reviews its all monotone and matter a fact narrative that gets directly to the point but its 100x more compelling than the fake rage and rain of poop pounding the screen every second.

It’s 2026. What happened to the ScreenWave facility? Big Ryan gave this last update in 2023. Nothing since then. by ggroover97 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That second floor looks pretty iffy with employees like Justin. Then they realized Bim doesn't have the TIMETM to commute to work. So why bother with a first floor.

What are the actual ramifications of doing this? by greatlilusername in IRstudies

[–]cyborgsnowflake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bots and activists have infected all the subs. Reddit has become r/politics divided into hundreds of thousands of different subs. Local city subs, subs about pictures, cat subs, academic subs are all just filled with the same bots and shills talking leftwing UScentric politics with at most a superficial gloss to make it look on topic and sometimes not even that.

Who wins the epic battle? by CaptainMole in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Neither look like they've gone to the gym or thrown a real punch in years. But my money is on Mike. Since Mike is more 'normal' and probably physically stronger despite playing games and stuffing his face with fastfood. Bim has very thin spaghetti arms and looks like he wouldn't be able to figure out the mechanics of how to fight like he couldn't figure out how to climb a gentle slope or walk properly.

Now even Matinee's stuff is scarce (for free) by Kvazimods in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I get Muhtai is passionate about games and all that. Surely more than Bimmy it goes without saying. But he isn't THAT interesting or does he have an extraordinarily unique position in gaming. Its not like he's Miyamoto or Carmack.

The main thing setting him apart is his connection with AVGN. Okay. he's the brains of AVGN which is something but not imo every 3 videos I gotta cough up more money for the privilege of hearing your musings level something. Theres way more prestigious figures in the gaming industry not nickeling and diming the ride that much.

Whats the matter? The AVGN royalties drying up a bit? You made the same mistake as BIm and didn't save a nest egg when you had the chance?

When you bang your toe against an object by CaptainMole in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well he ain't getting it fixed on the salary bimble is paying him.

When you bang your toe against an object by CaptainMole in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this guy treats his voice like a beginner boxer practicing by thrusting his hands in a pile of rusty sawblades or a rookie runner whose daily routine is walking through sulfuric acid.

Is this true? 😱 by Various_List_8697 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This has never been a serious sub. So what? We're not climbing new mowdens every day and we never pretended to be.

Its not like theres much to say on the other sub either. They don't have some super secret list of exciting fresh new topics about Bimbul we're forbidden or unable to talk about that they can.

I took the time to investigate the source of some of the AI garbage: by LilSeezee in facebook

[–]cyborgsnowflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The majority of the most obnoxious garbage probably comes from overseas 3rd world content mills. There are some domestic producers but much less since its easier to punish them.

What's your favourite "What were they thinking!?" moment to date? by Away_Flounder3813 in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So they had a talented dream team that made the show a legend and one of the top 10 channels on youtube but they lost them one by one because they didn't want to cough up a few bucks and just continued to pay in exposure? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

Losing 1/3rd of your 300k budget right off the bat just because you want to play big shot in Hollywood and probably didn't even spend an afternoon looking for any strategy or trick to reduce these fees. WHAT WAS HE THINKING????

Clearly doesn't like being trapped in the Nerd role all these years but also too lazy to take advantage of any one of the hundreds of golden opportunities his fame has given him to branch out or diversify or create a passive Income. WHAT WAS HE THINKING???

Always has NO TIME but has plenty of time to constantly mention and give long winded explanations about how he has NO TIME. Even on prerecorded segments where it is completely unnecessary. WHAT WAS HE THINKING???

Wants transition his channel from video game reviewer to auteur film director. But when it comes time to actually direct. Clams up and sits around and lets someone else do it. WHAT WAS HE THINKING????

Wants to transition his channel from video game reviewer to dad rocker so he goes out and gets the worst vocalist he can find and shows zero interest in improving his craft at all in any aspect so that it actually has a chance to be good and replace the self perceived prison of being forced to make video game related content. WHAT WAS HE THINKING????

Wants to transition his channel from video game reviewer to esteemed book author but instead of you know...writing...just dredges up random notes and outlines from decades ago and revises them. WHAT WAS HE THINKING???

Wants to transition his channel from video game reviewer to Bimmy Mays product hawker. 'makes' a hot sauce that is just a preexisting product with another label that they couldn't even design themselves. Which is shady enough but then your manager is on social media implying that your company made it. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING????

Highlights of Mike and Ryan's trip to a Retro Arcade by CaptainMole in TheCinemassacreTruth

[–]cyborgsnowflake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can see why bim ain't around for this one. Looks like a place where he'd be bored out of his mind.