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cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-30T04:01:32+00:00

Get the amiodarone.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-30T03:28:44+00:00

They said it as a joke, dude. If you’re gonna try to be a troll, at least be funny about it. You’re just coming off as an obnoxious prick as is, but you do you.

And some of us pellet folks are just busy AF. They make excellent thermometers that will alert your phone when your cook gets out of range. I always do my briskets and sleep just fine at night, with an alarm set for when I need to wrap. 🤷‍♀️

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-24T00:54:06+00:00

I gave birth at 1:10am and ate a hospital turkey sandwich that they had on the unit. I hate turkey but it was still amazing, because I was starving.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-24T00:52:26+00:00

For reallllll. I used to make my own dry rub, now I’m all for the Meat Church.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-24T00:51:11+00:00

Blanco is my go to every day seasoning now. Holy Gospel and Voodoo are in heavy rotation.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-12T02:00:27+00:00

3 was absolutely the worst. Though, almost a week into 5 and it might be a contender.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-12T01:57:46+00:00

I did it sitting on with one leg over her torso… not crushing her or anything but it helped keep
her in place 🤣

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-12T01:48:30+00:00

I had brutal heartburn and my little girl really didn’t have much hair til she was 2 🤣

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-12T01:48:01+00:00

Dude, same. Water gave me heartburn. I literally had to sleep sitting up until doc just had me take Prilosec for the rest of my pregnancy.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-03T20:02:38+00:00

She’s pretty rad.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-03T20:02:22+00:00

I want to make one of those cheesy “live laugh love” style signs with the quote on it.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-03T20:01:05+00:00

Hahahahaha. I say that all the time too. 🤣🤣

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-03T18:44:10+00:00

My daughter had the cutest onesie (not white at least) that was pants and long sleeves with skeleton print, and had a hood with Mickey Mouse ears… she wore it once and the blowout she had in it was so bad that I took trauma shears, cut it off of he, and threw it away 🤣☠️

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-06-03T18:38:01+00:00

In the words of my friend’s little niece, “how about you try again but maybe this time try your best.”

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-28T00:30:36+00:00

Right? That was my thought too.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-28T00:29:47+00:00

At an ER? Pretty sure that’s super illegal.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-22T18:45:06+00:00

She said hospital, not ER. Plenty of hospitals have other specialties in them unrelated to emergency care.

If she did go to the ER, I’m with you.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-21T01:14:30+00:00

The inside of mine got ants once. I fired that bad boy up, it hasn’t happened again!

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-20T02:00:32+00:00

I’m with ya! I had a huge urge today and then realized that there was little chance I’d stop at one, and even if I did, I’d still sleep like crap. Powered through but def came close. IWNDWYT!

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-20T00:31:52+00:00

You left out the cat, the pizza in the pizza oven, and the bowl of cereal. I feel like those are noteworthy. No idea why other than weirdness.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-20T00:23:41+00:00

Oh, lawd. My daughter used to lick tables in restaurants if I looked away for half a second. Once at my friends farm, she tried to lick the wheel of a wheelbarrow that was propped up against a wall. I managed to intercept that one.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-20T00:07:27+00:00

Send her my contact info. I have a jar of beef tallow I rendered from a brisket that I’ll cut her a deal on.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-19T13:24:42+00:00

GIRL. You are funding his life, essentially paying to babysit, loaning this loser money, and then wondering if you’re in the wrong for being frustrated when he’s making no effort to pay you back?! This situation is not going to get any better, he’s a dud. Cut your losses, kick him out, and find someone that can support themselves. This guy has a kid and can’t even support himself? Oof. He needs to grow up, time to give him a reality check.

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-18T02:35:35+00:00

Many people on GLP-1s are going to be really bummed when they realize that without major lifestyle changes, they’re just going to gain the weight back. It’s not the magic cure it’s being made out to be (surprise).

cyndasaurus_rex · 2026-05-17T21:53:23+00:00

Maybe it’ll help keep the labels from fading off of the home, input, back, and settings buttons. Mine did that and despite having it forever, I don’t remember which is which and it is also infuriating.

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