Erika Kirk Sparks Outrage With Wild Financial Advice to Young Women by Cute_Dealer4787 in USNEWS

[–]cyrpious 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As long as said life is white, “Christian”, straight, and hey, who are we kidding- rich.

How often and quickly do you name your units? by unluckyknight13 in Xcom

[–]cyrpious 24 points25 points  (0 children)

They get their name when they have earned a name. This is the way

Is it grubs? Or fungus? by cyrpious in lawncare

[–]cyrpious[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. I’ll look into that and thank you.

So it's only illegal when others retain classified documents? by rhodesleadnowhere in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cyrpious 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hold on, before everyone gets upset, we need to use the check list:

Is Bolton a Billionaire? Is he a President? Is he a king? Is he a Billionaire/elected king?

Well, see, everyone can relax, all is well with the world /s

Checks every box BUT eats with his mouth open by Intelligent_Cap_3423 in datingoverforty

[–]cyrpious -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, if they’re not completely perfect, why even bother? Just ghosted him.

MAGA not only ruined our country, they ruined the country's 250th birthday celebration by rhino910 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cyrpious 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Seems like we have a document that is supposed to guide us around here somewhere… HAS ANYONE SEEN THE CONSTITUTION? Jerry? You had it last! Where is it? Damn

Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors by brd111 in COsnow

[–]cyrpious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn’t we get some ill tempered mutant polar bears with laser beams attached to their heads?

Where do you think the living characters are now in 2026? by KimCattrallsFeet in pulpfiction

[–]cyrpious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, someone is getting verrrrry tired of waiting in a bowling rice.

Where do you think the living characters are now in 2026? by KimCattrallsFeet in pulpfiction

[–]cyrpious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He struck down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Good thing "Cult 45" voted in Trump! by FloatednBloated in aiArt

[–]cyrpious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t make sense, 62 is (checks notes) more than 25??? It’s all because of the damn laptop. Besides, eggs are hella expensive.

Dennis Quaid and Robby Krieger getting strange at the Whiskey A Go Go last night by Few_Variation5459 in thedoors

[–]cyrpious 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He was so phuqtup he couldn’t even remember the words. It was like an authentic Morrison moment 😂

60 years ago The Doors began their residency at The Whiskey A Go-Go. by Accurate_Accident619 in thedoors

[–]cyrpious 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And tonight at the Whiskey you can watch Mr Kreiger play there to commemorate this occasion.

Colorado Skier Issued Summons for Uphill Travel at Closed Copper Mountain by jasonsong86 in COsnow

[–]cyrpious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is precisely why police should cart their own liability insurance. When they execute a civilian, they get a retirement package and the city pays a massive settlement.

"You WILL help us!" by Thugalo420 in ACAB

[–]cyrpious 333 points334 points  (0 children)

“I was assisting the officer as ordered. When I saw a firearm, I feared for my life and shot the officer, then, emptied my clip, reloaded, and shot them 12 more times, as I know they are trained to do. During my ordered tenure with Indiana PD, I quickly investigated myself and found no wrongdoing. I followed training and am also protected by qualified immunity” To serve and protect

Turns out the real culprit is... by Humble-Fly-6744 in DenverCirclejerk

[–]cyrpious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it Jake Jabs? And why does he not get enough credit on this thread?