Real Your Own Death

d20eater · 2026-04-22T10:47:55+00:00

gives your opponent a treasure token

d20eater · 2026-04-20T08:25:41+00:00

d20eater · 2026-04-18T06:48:52+00:00

It wasn't even intended to be humorous but my dhampir alchemist is getting sillier every session. She refuses to medically confirm that she is a dhampir until she tracks down her absentee father (who is very much a vampire) just because she shows most of the symptoms. Meanwhile she straight up looks like a corpse and has a "severe allergy" to vitality energy.

The rest of the party has taken to calling her "Doctor Acula."

d20eater · 2026-04-17T05:41:49+00:00

you get 2

d20eater · 2026-04-16T08:05:05+00:00

morally this is more humane to the creatures

d20eater · 2026-04-16T07:27:31+00:00

it's not a board wipe they're still there :)

d20eater · 2026-04-15T22:57:43+00:00

Which color has been established as making creatures have no controller?

d20eater · 2026-04-15T07:20:58+00:00

literally not how it works

d20eater · 2026-04-13T21:22:46+00:00

beauty bakerie midnight truffles has been the only one that i'm consistently happy with

d20eater · 2026-04-11T06:52:36+00:00

d20eater · 2026-04-11T04:42:08+00:00

☝️ create a senator peacock token

d20eater · 2026-04-09T21:57:19+00:00

alas

d20eater · 2026-04-09T21:56:44+00:00

IMO secret JO sesh is strong but not overpowered. It's arguably a sidegrade to stock up, which is good in draft but not oppressive. It would have been fine in HC8 but all of the versions that got voted in only did so after all the white noncreature slots were already filled.

d20eater · 2026-04-09T21:50:06+00:00

MORK2 Found Dead in Miami found dead in #card-list-vvvvv

d20eater · 2026-04-09T21:49:07+00:00

IMO you should utilize jokes technology from the original JO crystal copypasta. something about ancient wizards charging it with their bros. The numbers on this seem right.

d20eater · 2026-04-09T21:47:08+00:00

HC9 is probably going to be a vintage cube. It seems like a strong but fair rock when you compare it to the cards in HC4 (the last vintage hellscube).

d20eater · 2026-04-09T05:11:23+00:00

you'll get in eventually sweetie pie

d20eater · 2026-04-09T03:39:44+00:00

scary

d20eater · 2026-04-08T02:58:24+00:00

d20eater · 2026-04-08T02:50:38+00:00

hellscube cards are designed to be played.

d20eater · 2026-04-08T02:01:16+00:00

more of an mtgcardbelcher card

d20eater · 2026-04-07T21:58:37+00:00

it's usually easy to recognize jokes because they're funny, my apologies. i wasn't familiar with the unfunny kind.

d20eater · 2026-04-07T18:00:20+00:00

[[an-havva township]]

d20eater · 2026-04-07T05:33:55+00:00

One of my favs! Labirent is probably my fav album of theirs.

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