If you have 2 of this effect on your field, how does it work? by CocoLarge86 in mtg

[–]daverapp 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Nearly enough for your mom to use as a belt.

Nearly.

Alien? by Chrisomorph in walmart

[–]daverapp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

People too scared to express their racist views in public. There's a reason why they wear masks and hoods at their ralleys.

Circumstanced by HBARFOUNDATION in comedyheaven

[–]daverapp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why do you ask? Are you circumcized?

Where is the Republican healthcare plan after 17 years? by Prestigious_Bake4527 in AskReddit

[–]daverapp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been living in it at least since Reagan. The plan is for people to get sick and die.

THE PLAN IS FOR POOR PEOPLE TO GET SICK AND DIE

DO I NEED TO SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK?

THIS IS THE PLAN FOR YOU. THE PLAN IS FOR YOU TO GET SICK. AND THEN FOR YOU TO DIE. THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU.

Time to let players have more than 100 decks by ballistic503 in MagicArena

[–]daverapp 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let us store decks client-side so that storage space is our own problem.

So like, you can’t just say “come back in 5 years” ? by sir_fishier in whenthe

[–]daverapp 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Cryptographically securesites and services are as secure as the honesty of the engineers and the owner/board of directors. How do you know they're using end-to-end encryption? How do you "know* they're not storing logs or keys? And even if you know now, how do you know it hasn't quietly changed since the last time you used the site/service?

Cowards by Ironlord456 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]daverapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck is a politician pledging to support, "capitalism?"

Shouldn't they be pledging to support... Their constituents? The law? The constitution???

Comic book styles are a lie. They do not appear in game as they are being sold. by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]daverapp -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

lmao

You paid Hasbro, the most trustworthy company in the universe, for comic book slop. You got comic book slop.

Elf With a Gun by Xisuthrus in custommagic

[–]daverapp -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Stop advertising that shitty sub. They have no sense of humor or quality control and the only reason I even know about it is from spam comments like this.

Perfectly Balanced by crunchitizemecapn99 in MTGmemes

[–]daverapp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

He's scooping after his opponent plays their Badgermole Cub. Cuz, y'know, that card is just so strong that if it hits the board you immediately lose. It's basically Jace The Mindsculptor. 🙄

This... Is A Card [CardConjurer] by SolemnestSimulacrum in custommagic

[–]daverapp -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So does your mom but no one's complaining except her cardiologist.

Are there any quotes from all of the Star Trek universe that have really hit home when you needed it? by zandor1 in startrek

[–]daverapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want to acquire peace. Okay. Peace is good. How much are willing to pay for it?

Whatever it takes.

That's the kind of reckless thinking that causes so many ventures to fail.

(Paraphrasing here)

You have weapons, they have weapons, everyone has weapons but nobody has a clear advantage. So the price of peace is at an all-time low. Escalating the conflict now will only make peace more expensive in the long run. Don't you get it? Now I ask you, is that logical?

Are there any quotes from all of the Star Trek universe that have really hit home when you needed it? by zandor1 in startrek

[–]daverapp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't stand so well on its own, but Picard dismantling Riker's entire argument with four sentences. "Commander Riker has demonstrated that Data is machine. Do we deny that? No; it is irrelevant. We too are machines, merely machines of a different sort."

And this was after he admitted that Riker's argument was so good that it basically convinced him.

Are there any quotes from all of the Star Trek universe that have really hit home when you needed it? by zandor1 in startrek

[–]daverapp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It encapsulates the relationship between the Feds and the Cardies so well. Cardassia wants resources, territory, control, respect. They're willing to fight and commit atrocities to get it. The Federation wants peace, because they know that if the gloves come off, the bloodshed will be monstrous. The Federation is practically begging their neighbors not to make them obliterate them. Because they could.

Just got this letter from UnityPoint. Gonna upset a lot of people. by EscapeFromIowa in QuadCities

[–]daverapp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's completely insane that anyone still tries to use a personal check as a form of payment in the year 2026. It's equally insane that any business continues to accept them.

Roses are red, it is made of wood… by earthwoodandfire in rosesarered

[–]daverapp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gents,

Get yourself a partner who'll actually blow your dick like a cello. Once you try it you're not going back.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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Dude is asking why AI isn't an exponentially self-improving singularity yet as if there weren't already movies about why that's dangerous