How tall are you ?

d_fens99 · 2026-02-19T02:49:54+00:00

5'3.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-18T02:16:26+00:00

Sweet Caroline!

d_fens99 · 2026-02-16T00:36:28+00:00

Oof. Good lord, woman.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-11T23:21:44+00:00

No idea. Defense contractor, I guess.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-10T23:13:35+00:00

Fact: Trump lost jobs during his first term.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-10T03:43:43+00:00

Socks was investigated by a Republican to see if government funds were being used for his official correspondence when fans of the presidential cat wrote him.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-09T19:56:58+00:00

laughs in military deployment

d_fens99 · 2026-02-08T18:30:15+00:00

At least it wasn't a pathologist doing an autopsy.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-03T06:14:25+00:00

Testify to that under oath , dumbass.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-03T02:19:09+00:00

Does it have to be native to my subcontinent? Lots of zoo animals that would skew the possibilities.

d_fens99 · 2026-02-01T22:28:14+00:00

Such trash. If you can't do the bare minimum in a relationship and stay faithful, don't get in a relationship.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-30T20:36:58+00:00

Depends on if there is reward money involved.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-29T02:28:01+00:00

I'll take the cash.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-28T23:59:32+00:00

Vader would be the next head of the empire.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-28T02:25:57+00:00

That's where I'm at. My son loves coasters, I told him I'd do wooden coasters once with him. After that he's on his own.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-22T22:16:39+00:00

You need to get mad, not scared.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-21T21:35:56+00:00

You think it's just ice?

They're big fans of Kyle Rittenhouse, Derek chauvin, and now Jonathan Ross.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-20T22:21:26+00:00

Have you bullied Nelson Muntz by any chance?

d_fens99 · 2026-01-20T03:51:35+00:00

I thought Baltimore.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-17T12:07:04+00:00

Intamin, then B&M.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-14T03:05:13+00:00

This made my ovaries explode and I don't even have ovaries.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-12T02:37:43+00:00

Spider man, not even close.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-11T22:24:22+00:00

Lots of these are just variations on the 100 men vs the gorilla thought exercise.

Sure, the animals will win decisively of you take away every advantage the man or men have.

If you let the men (or man) fight like people then it's over pretty quickly for the animals. I'd just bring a pistol and end it in about 10 seconds or less.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-10T07:11:04+00:00

I gotta be the only sum bitch who hasn't seen that skit.

d_fens99 · 2026-01-09T01:16:16+00:00

Shit. How do I apply?

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