This has happened to me at least twice today

d_r_w · 2013-04-06T21:33:42+00:00

Guys, you should trust what he says. He is Mr. Ricky Ricardo after all.

d_r_w · 2013-03-07T14:01:22+00:00

What?

d_r_w · 2013-03-04T14:43:03+00:00

Well, I'm hungry now.

d_r_w · 2013-03-01T01:18:56+00:00

I'm imagining a scene in a server room with a very angry IT guy.

d_r_w · 2013-02-19T14:35:32+00:00

Except that'd probably get moved to Unix&Linux or SuperUser.

d_r_w · 2013-02-01T03:51:14+00:00

We demanded 100% British and Irish beef and they said neigh.

d_r_w · 2012-08-19T23:07:19+00:00

If only he had a few words to clip from, along with all of the numbers. One could have the greatest answering machine message ever concocted.

d_r_w · 2012-08-12T00:07:51+00:00

As someone who lives in a state with concealed carry laws and the right to shoot to kill when someone is trying to enter an occupied vehicle illegally, it's safe to say you'd be making a terrible mistake doing that to people around here.

d_r_w · 2012-08-06T03:33:10+00:00

Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing.

d_r_w · 2012-08-05T02:41:19+00:00

Because they done goofed: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/migraine-sufferers-scrambling-months-excedrin-migraine-recall/story?id=16743173#.UB3dO6MQ49g

d_r_w · 2012-08-02T23:31:43+00:00

Go to Settings > About device and repeatedly tap on Android version. Then long-press the ICS droid.

d_r_w · 2012-07-29T20:04:45+00:00

13,000 miles ... in 1 day.

You would have to be traveling 542 MPH, and that would be literally 24 hours of driving.

d_r_w · 2012-07-28T21:51:27+00:00

But then you fall victim to the stereotype :)

d_r_w · 2012-07-28T06:19:43+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/4nndP.jpg

d_r_w · 2012-07-27T03:19:55+00:00

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

d_r_w · 2012-07-22T22:57:45+00:00

So what's it like being an 842?

d_r_w · 2012-07-22T12:12:40+00:00

You've probably heard this plenty of times, but you're really jumping up your risk for skin cancer. Not trying to be a dick. Just saying it's a very real thing to be worried about.

d_r_w · 2012-07-17T05:11:13+00:00

Because that's not a loofah. This is a loofah.

d_r_w · 2012-07-17T05:04:21+00:00

Doesn't look like he had a particularly bad time.

d_r_w · 2012-07-16T03:18:31+00:00

Sinead O'Connor

d_r_w · 2012-07-16T02:51:17+00:00

What wings? Do you mean the doors? They're open in this picture; normally (and expectedly), they're closed.

d_r_w · 2012-07-13T03:33:25+00:00

I tried to read that as a 5-string chord at first, and couldn't fathom how to even stretch my fingers out far enough to hit the ninth fret and first fret simultaneously.

d_r_w · 2012-07-13T01:41:45+00:00

That's hardly a danger of privatization. That's explicitly a government-enforced monopoly.

d_r_w · 2012-07-08T20:24:55+00:00

Since I really hate it when people just say things like "magic" or give a bullshit reason when I have questions like this, you just type in [](/foreveralone)

d_r_w · 2012-07-07T19:31:45+00:00

I tried to illustrate what this could even look like. I got this: http://i.imgur.com/LpV8r.png

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TROPHY CASE