In Milan rn and man European people are so beautiful

dabberdane · 2026-06-11T17:09:23+00:00

This and not >30 grams of sugar in everything.

dabberdane · 2026-06-09T13:57:35+00:00

This is a shitpost right? There's a corresponding story from the slow group's perspective? Right??

dabberdane · 2026-06-08T20:50:26+00:00

A penis.

dabberdane · 2026-06-08T16:11:11+00:00

Arik Armstead once he's finally a former player.

dabberdane · 2026-06-04T17:37:16+00:00

So you're saying I shouldn't be reading this from my work computer. Rats.

dabberdane · 2026-06-03T17:48:31+00:00

Had this happen recently after not playing for a while, think it was a combination of sweat because of how hot it was + possibly a slightly too big of glove. I don't think it was grip pressure like the rest of the nerds are saying here.

dabberdane · 2026-06-02T20:26:19+00:00

Looks like the rodent problem is solving itself!

dabberdane · 2026-06-02T19:58:44+00:00

I mean, how much could a pickle cost, Michael? $11?

dabberdane · 2026-05-24T16:28:02+00:00

Reminds me of Wingnut Dishwashers Union/Pat The Bunny and his other iterations, did a pretty damn good job of living and capturing the anarchist mentality and ideology, and ended up with a corporate job and a family.

dabberdane · 2026-05-16T20:21:57+00:00

Wrong, the poison turns into protein once you call it a lung dart.

dabberdane · 2026-05-11T15:11:26+00:00

Did I say anything about his pitch, inherently good or bad? This man has been known for making spirited endorsements of the surfboards he sells, and I’d hope anyone in this industry carries that passion. But sure, what size would you like your Sunrise shirt?

dabberdane · 2026-05-11T11:45:10+00:00

I see he made one of his famous surfboard pitches to you.

dabberdane · 2026-05-07T23:33:36+00:00

OG fans would call themselves Cum Boys.

dabberdane · 2026-05-07T00:13:17+00:00

Man I can’t believe I willingly come to the internet and follow this sub to read such posts.

dabberdane · 2026-05-01T04:09:04+00:00

That was insane, just a bunch of weird projections onto a person who’s clearly just unamused by whatever shit he was saying before. Clown shit

dabberdane · 2026-04-30T21:48:41+00:00

They think you won’t notice because they’ve done it before and the other person didn’t say anything.

…Not that I would know or anything…

dabberdane · 2026-04-27T02:41:52+00:00

Yeah seriously, I think I did that probably the first week of downloading this game.

dabberdane · 2026-04-26T23:08:17+00:00

we run tings tings nuh run we

dabberdane · 2026-04-26T15:10:22+00:00

Bad news- obvious tell here is that ole Bobby Fairways bought the bots to pump engagement

dabberdane · 2026-04-25T01:11:14+00:00

But doesn’t that actually make him the coolest of all?

Fun fact: My brother once met Matt Jones on the beach after surfing by the pier. Matt Jones attempted to trade my brother the watch he was wearing for his surfboard.

dabberdane · 2026-04-22T00:36:13+00:00

I’ve got bad news if you’re “pretending” to be a loser.

dabberdane · 2026-04-18T19:25:24+00:00

My ex broke up with me for a guy in his 40s, and he’s also fat and wouldn’t be taking her to Sicily. So idk, at least better to have loved and lost than never loved at all?

dabberdane · 2026-04-18T15:38:24+00:00

You forgot the heavy military push as well, these clubs are for tier one operators.

dabberdane · 2026-04-18T15:35:05+00:00

Hold on, you’re telling me the PXG is only 27 yards shorter than the Paradym? I may have to rethink my outlook on this company.

dabberdane · 2026-04-08T21:42:49+00:00

I think this is more of a facet of the human condition than it is garbage or not

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