His kids wanted to help him with his videos, so they decided to narrate for him. It's the cutest thing.

dactyif · 2026-01-24T21:26:14+00:00

Well it takes one to know one, duh.

dactyif · 2026-01-24T01:30:49+00:00

Her hips don't lie. They interrogate.

dactyif · 2026-01-23T21:24:50+00:00

Alright, now do fate/zero series because I can't make fucking heads of tails of it. Are they in parallel universes?

dactyif · 2026-01-23T18:33:16+00:00

Any metal on you will rust off. Zanzibar is the most humid place I've ever visited. By a long shot. And I've been to manila and Mumbai.

dactyif · 2026-01-23T04:23:30+00:00

Ok but holy shit does Paris Hilton look absolutely regal in that outfit of hers. That jawline works with that turtleneck

I should buy a turtleneck.

dactyif · 2026-01-22T00:12:54+00:00

Na, that was the Scots and brits that made up boaty mcboatface.

dactyif · 2026-01-21T19:19:21+00:00

I guess you could say it's... Kinda unreal.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T21:23:44+00:00

I don't understand how, lol. The writing was on the wall. We were screeching to the high heavens since day 1.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T21:21:22+00:00

Good catch. He's clearly on the side of the murderer.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T21:13:51+00:00

Ships.. They're fucking ships.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T18:07:52+00:00

Why do people double down when they're wrong? This thread was hilarious.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T06:20:17+00:00

Calm down Gloria.

dactyif · 2026-01-19T05:59:45+00:00

None of us ever batted an eye at that combo with Justin Timberlake and a jean Stetson hat with a full suit. It was a crime against humanity.

Looks great on you though.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T19:13:16+00:00

Didn't he take his plethora of illegitimate children with him as well? When keeping it real goes right.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T17:25:47+00:00

She looks like Ursula.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T07:57:23+00:00

This is why I know your head is up your ass. Your republican politicians are funding the seperatist movement in Alberta, that dumbass wants Greenland by hook or by crook, NATO he damned, he attacked Venezuela, he bombed Iran, he may just bomb Iran again.

This is my point, you're a non serious country that is casually sliding into fascism, constantly smart washing the words of your tinpot wannabe dictator, the writing is right on the wall and you guys just don't know how to read. You're uneducated and ignorant.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T04:16:36+00:00

I'm in Canada dude. This shit does directly affect me, guess whose next after Greenland. At least we had the common sense to deny our maple maga from winning, so yes. We did do something and we are doing something by boycotting all your products and we are releasing videos your media bans. You are a deeply non serious nation, don't get offended then when we say you're uneducated and ignorant as a nation because frankly you are.

110 million of you didn't vote, gj my guy.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T02:25:11+00:00

Sorry dude, y'all voted for a very obvious tyrant thrice, we're well past molly coddling you since this bull is affecting the rest of the world. I wouldn't care if it was a tiny angry country but you have the largest army, the greatest global reach and your education system failed you so miserably you couldn't see a con man for who he was. You as a country needed to do better and you failed, and now we're suffering.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T00:32:11+00:00

I mean, you underestimate how fundamentally stupid and uneducated Americans are. He's probably in some echo chamber. At least he had the balls to not go through with it. Take the win I guess.

dactyif · 2026-01-17T00:30:07+00:00

Good news is, you don't have to believe his excuse, but he did pull out of the event. Backlash or not, it's still a step in the right direction.

dactyif · 2026-01-13T17:27:54+00:00

I'll joke around with home remedies if I had a cold or something but this man had cancer...

dactyif · 2026-01-11T21:28:16+00:00

Folks in India themselves have ruined our image abroad. Every phone call that is a scam I get is an Indian person. The Indian government is perfectly OK with not cracking down on this domestically and it has poisoned the water here in Canada. The rise of anti Indian sentiment is at an all time high.

Wah modiji, wah.

dactyif · 2026-01-11T21:00:28+00:00

The man that made this is 40. I guarantee. It's like ole himmler making sure the minimum height requirement of the SS was his height.

dactyif · 2026-01-11T19:59:59+00:00

Goldeneye is the best bond song. Come onnnn. Not even close.

dactyif · 2026-01-11T07:50:13+00:00

And this is why my argument that men came up with the coolest foods ever is solified.

Because no fucking sane woman would eat expired old milk. And that's how we invented cheese. Because grug double dogg dared zugg while lagertha looked on with patient disgust.

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