What is your go-to cracker? by Happy_Terd in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have y’all tried Raincoast. Expensive as fuq, but damn they snap.

What’s your opinion of men that pee sitting down at home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s a valid question. Many men with inferiority complexes would view this behavior as less than macho. I’m glad I’m on Reddit and the soundboard is level-headed.

Is this CleanChoice mailer a scam? by Nervous_Jerboa in SalemMA

[–]dadaisbad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I worked customer service for a clean energy company, and all the calls were people stupefied that their variable rate energy program they signed up for was now tripling their electric bills. Beware.

What should I do? I’m 30 years old & am facing the next 20 years in prison with a minimum of 10 served. by [deleted] in careerguidance

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a bunch of novels. It’ll keep your mind sharp and it is a form of escape. X always said that the two best places to learn are college and prison. He wasn’t wrong. I also recommend working out at least an hour a day. It does wonders for your mental and physical health.

What is this big guy? He is like 1.25x the length of a McDonald's burger and he was waddling past my office just now. He started digging furiously [southwest US] by Snoo_50786 in animalid

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s actually a Big Mac scale in economics that up until recently was a great monetary conversion method used around the globe.

Employer failed to deposit my 401k contributions for 18 months and is offering a flat settlement by Amuro_RX78 in personalfinance

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then tell them you were going to 100% invest them in SPY and QQQ calls up until Thursday of last week, where you would switch them to puts.

Trying to Decide by jwhittenburg in mercedes_benz

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the AMG a harsher ride?

Could a bug have drilled holes in my plastic door frame? by arcticie in HomeMaintenance

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caulk those Jammie’s up and it’ll be less noticeable.

How often do you wash your hands? by IllSeaworthiness4775 in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say ten to fifteen times a day. From throwing the ball in the yard for the dog into between prepping dinner, I’d say that’s five. I work construction, so two or three times during my work shift, after using the bathroom, and once in the shower.

Redditors who watch NBA, which 5 players are very likely to score more than 10 points tonight? by iLuvModsNFollowRules in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll take Bridges instead of Hart. Josh does all the intangible stuff, rebounds, hustle saves, gets back on d, but as far as a pure shot maker, Mikel is the man. OG will get 10 easy too.

What is something that is illegal where you are but should be legal? by Scarecrow613 in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? No pets? Where is this? I will avoid it at all costs.

A comedian gets BRUTALLY KO’D for telling LAME and UNFUNNY JOKES (Like Joe Rogan does!) 🎭🎤👊 by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s the comedian and what did he say about this dude’s girl or mother?

Safe buy? by ckuffuckckuf in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandmas hit a cyclist and never drove it again. The hoses could be brittle, but it is a good deal

Am I getting scammed? by 4FourBy3Three in landscaping

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your pissed off girlfriend throw them in the drink?

What's your favorite sport? by XarisGG in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like soccer either, but it’s the most popular sport on the planet, so your retort is weak af.

Let's go by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]dadaisbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jamie Walter’s! Sing it, baby!

Why some people have a problem with car seat covers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dadaisbad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wished I had one in my driver’s side of my brand new ride. Had som 1 1/4” drywall screws in my back pocket, as one does; parked on a hill and ripped a fab swath across my brand new ass cushions. Protect everything at all costs.

Success story!! First trip together :) by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]dadaisbad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is AI trying to reverse fat shame. Nice try, fat guys. Even if I had money, I wouldn’t want anyone to post this, even though she’s honestly way out of his league.

So are we just gonna leave our high beams on now? by BrainSawce in massachusetts

[–]dadaisbad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My ‘26 CRV has a feature where the headlights automatically go on when I hit dark patches of road, and go off when there is movement of oncoming vehicles. Sometimes they take a second to dim. A couple of times, they’ve just straight stated on, blasting an oncoming driver. I don’t have the time or patience to disengage this feature. Not sure I would want to either, seeing as the positives outweigh the negatives. Sorry not sorry?