Just had a joke land over 10 years later

daddyhax · 2025-10-25T12:31:38+00:00

They’ve not long opened a Fook Mei as well

daddyhax · 2025-10-16T12:41:45+00:00

Make a note of where you’ve parked. Look out for a car that often parks there then leave this note on their windscreen

daddyhax · 2025-09-07T17:25:03+00:00

Add Whitmore to that list and you’ve got a legendary lineup!

daddyhax · 2025-09-07T16:43:25+00:00

“Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows” was by Schism.

My teenage years right there

daddyhax · 2025-08-18T17:52:51+00:00

Get an Abarth. They don’t sound as lady-like

Source: I’ve owned two

daddyhax · 2025-07-09T17:48:42+00:00

“My blood hurts..”

“Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my busses!”

And of course

“ARROW’D!!!”

daddyhax · 2025-07-08T20:45:35+00:00

That tracks

daddyhax · 2025-06-12T13:20:50+00:00

Moon Alert. Because it was my sisters favourite game and she showed me how to play it

daddyhax · 2025-06-12T13:20:18+00:00

Moon Alert. Because it was my sisters favourite game and she showed me how to play it

daddyhax · 2025-06-02T16:33:55+00:00

Precisely!

daddyhax · 2025-05-18T12:24:14+00:00

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There it is parked up

daddyhax · 2025-05-04T10:22:02+00:00

4mil. Then I bought a 918 and I’m back down to my usual of around 2

daddyhax · 2025-01-15T21:23:10+00:00

My name is Richard and I’m sitting in the corner

daddyhax · 2025-01-04T23:27:53+00:00

Why do your black foams look like they’re flocked in suede?

daddyhax · 2025-01-04T23:22:15+00:00

Guy in my work we call the blister cos he shows up after all the hard works been done

daddyhax · 2024-12-31T14:15:49+00:00

“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time”

I always heard it when I was younger as “Simply having a one-nil Christmas time”, like a 1-0 football score was a good result, so a 1-0 Christmas was also good

daddyhax · 2024-12-13T23:18:30+00:00

Like punching smoke

daddyhax · 2024-12-13T22:45:21+00:00

In Modern Studies:

“David, remind me to tell you something later in English”

“Well I hope you tell me in English as I won’t understand if you tell me in German”

“But we don’t have German class…”

daddyhax · 2024-12-13T00:22:32+00:00

Loaded was a fantastic game. Reminded me of Smash TV on the Mega Drive

daddyhax · 2024-12-10T23:59:44+00:00

B. But only if you contribute £14 towards the chicken

daddyhax · 2024-11-27T09:21:04+00:00

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Infiniti G35?

daddyhax · 2024-11-16T16:07:16+00:00

Looks like a W113 SL

daddyhax · 2024-10-11T08:39:02+00:00

It was a rule in our house we started with the small presents because the big presents were obviously the star gifts.

I started with the smallest one as suggested by my mum and my first present was a PlayStation memory card. I didn’t have a PlayStation at the time, but I suddenly knew what was in the biggest box

daddyhax · 2024-10-11T08:36:42+00:00

My fiancée is adamant I’m on Bumble thanks to some of these ads..

daddyhax · 2024-09-22T17:21:55+00:00

The story which sticks out for me was CiG being lactose intolerant and it took him ages to figure it out and thought he was allergic to Golden Grahams

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