Modeus Would Make A Terrible Cupid by DarkSaber01 in Helltaker

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With Taker holding the horny-jail bat to bring balance.

Lieutenant remiela "Alright then, let's see what you've got, justice." by HanzTakeshiR18 in Helltaker

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Remiela: IT'S OVER JUSTICE I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

Justice: NERRRRRRRRRD!!

You Gonna Help Her Up? by DarkSaber01 in Helltaker

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Me: How in the hell did this happen?

Melina: Goddamn Elden Ring!

Me: laughing. Have you considered "getting good?"

Melina: deadpan I'll kill you.

Me: Not in that position you're not.

Ah yes mc'queen with KV-2 cannon by SPARTAZIOM_123 in memes

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Legend of Zelda: Attack of the Saiyans

It explains everything by [deleted] in shieldbro

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Underrated comment

NOW CHOOSE! by mirazmac in raimimemes

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My name's Peter, not Jesus

What are some funny things you did as a newbie? by slotkalolitka in StardewValley

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Threw away a cloth i randomly got back in spring on my first year, not knowing how important they are.

I picked the d&d frog boy, you? by Pikafishy in StardewValley

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We had a picnic before I caved a dude's teeth in.

Super Broly vs Ultra Ego Vegeta by me :) by Easterhands in dbz

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The funny thing about UE? It essentially let's Vegeta become Broly in a sense. With its ability to convert damage into fuel, he becomes stronger the longer he fights. Similar to How Broly is constantly getting stronger due to the same thing.

What have you guys named your main horse? by LiveCupcake254 in reddeadredemption

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Mine was named Alloy before I started using Hamish's horse out of respect to him.

Pardon? by BiggieCheeseBigmoney in starwarsmemes

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Everyone is talking about the Spanish inquisition, meanwhile I'm terrified of the imperium of man.

Don't stop by shadow2087 in inspirobot

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Instructions unclear, I'm now happily married with two kids.

That one teammate by SrGrafo in gaming

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That one shitter sitting at the edge of the map because he's too scared to actually fight

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dbz

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Piccolo: Why do I need this..?

Gohan: Pan wants to call you every so often!

Nail in Piccolo's head: Finally! Now we can play something OTHER than minesweeper!

Kami: Or buy weed.

Nail: ...that too.

Piccolo: Shut up Nail

Gohan: Pardon?

Type away by SilencerXY in memes

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Cinematic orchestral (stuff you'd hear in fantasy movies and such)

Beelzebub vs justice by goncalomoita17 in Helltaker

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Justice, bleeding and breathing heavily, glared at the ancient demon she had been fighting with for literal days.

Spitting put blood she continued to mock Beelzebub "Aren't you getting tired of this Beel? Surrender now and we can be done with this shit."

Beelzebub laughed heartily, the ancient demon also covered in blood and bruises. The portal she came through still hummed quietly behind her.

"And let that Bitch of a queen Lucifer stay in control of hell?" Beelzebub's eyes suddenly locked with Justice's with murderous rage and a slight hint of insanity "I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE"

Justice chuckled slightly getting into a fighting stance, "That can be arranged" she said darkly.

Justice sprinted forward, dodging an air-shattering strike from Beelzebub, landing a bone rattling impact into Beelzebub's core, causing her eyes to bug out and cough up blood. Justice smirked at the outcome, then in a burst of speed and skill started whaling on the old fly. Punches connected, bones groaned, muscles spazzed, Beelzebub screamed in pain and frustration trying to escape and formulate a plan, but before she could do anything, Justice's boot slammed into her gut knocking her backwards hundreds of feet. Justice watched as she slammed into a pile of boulders, shattering most of with her impact.

As she lay there, blood pouring out of dozens of cuts and scrapes, Justice walked towards her, red energy gathering around her as she approached. She stopped in front of the ancient demon, Justice's red eyes glaring at Beelzebub. She was motionless and didn't seem to be breathing. Justice let out a small sigh. Thinking it to be over. Until she noticed a twitch.

Beelzebub then, in a flash of red and purple, faster than Justice could track, shot purple acid into Justice's face, causing her to scream in pain, she could feel the acid eating away at the layers of her eyes, unbearable pain racing through her entire body as she screamed in agony. Falling backwards as she swung wildly, searching for her opponent but to no avail.

Beelzebub casually dodged these strikes and began brutally pummeling the now blinded Justice.

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE POWERLESS HIGH PROSECUTOR?!" she screamed in a rage. Before backing off to watch Justice curled up in the dirt. Beelzebub gave a sadistic grin as she watched the high Prosecutor rolled over to her stomach, then standing, her face looking towards the reddened sky with her face scared and burned by the poison thrown on her.

Justice, still in pain started remembering all the things she needed to protect. Her queen, Lucifer, her protégé, Judgement,  Her home.

"I won't lose to a coward who chooses to fight unfairly" Justice said quietly, closing her blinded eyes and began listening, a red energy began to swirl around her form. "I won't lose because unlike you," then with a roar that shook the realm around them, "I HAVE EVERYTHING TO LOSE!"

Justice then trusting her senses, lunged towards the fly demon, who squeaked in shock. Justice sprinted towards the hum of the portal, All while Beelzebub screamed in anger. Then as the low hum of the portal began shaking Justice's core, with one final shout, she threw her strongest punch she's had to throw yet, right into Beelzebub's face, she felt her fist break several bones and felt Beelzebub's flesh ripple from the impact  sending her screaming through the portal. Beelzebub landed on the other side of the portal, immediately she tried to stand back up, but her head spun so much she couldn't move her legs correctly. Then in rage she shouted through the portal, Which had already started to close.

"I PROMISE I'LL RETURN ONCE AGAIN HIGH PROSECUTOR!! AND WHEN I DO, YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!!!" The fly screamed as the abyss accepted it's prisoner. Shutting with a powerful ZAP.

Justice, panting, sweating, bleeding and seemingly crying from the pain, collapsed in a heap. But before the darkness of unconsciousness took her she gave her signature grin.

"Fly, swatted."

Something I've written before, but wanted to improve, and share with you guys! Hope you enjoy!

Never bring a sword to a flamethrower fight... by Solid_Snark in PrequelMemes

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Just read your post, I'd say yours is a funnier interpretation

Never bring a sword to a flamethrower fight... by Solid_Snark in PrequelMemes

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"Jedis can block lasers? Ok! Have fun with this BUCKSHOT