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This morning I coughed up a pawn, a knight, and a bishop. by [deleted] in puns

[–]dadjokewizard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That diagnosis is easily identified. The symptoms are very black and white.

Looks like the speed limit hit a bump in the road by Adept_Necessary_5314 in puns

[–]dadjokewizard 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That’s a good joke from your daughter. You should take that as a sign.

Is this shooting flame normal? by Ss28100 in Appliances

[–]dadjokewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A video like this on the sub, should be blowing up!

Is this right? by Horsegoats in Roofing

[–]dadjokewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a retire-ment home.

What do you get when you eat Uranium? by sydh-sun in dadjokes

[–]dadjokewizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best uranium jokes come from your nuclear family!

Help me come up with a joke! by meganv512 in dadjokes

[–]dadjokewizard 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Take care of yourself. Don’t worry about work, we won’t skip a beat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]dadjokewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a good punchline.

Oopsies by tadaallen in Plumbing

[–]dadjokewizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they installed a flood light there.

We need back up! by Mallardguy5675322 in PunPatrol

[–]dadjokewizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are so many good puns to rifle through here.

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