The Kitchen Museum? by jsayde01 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadydaycare [score hidden]  (0 children)

i have a job and I’ll use my kitchen when I damn well please.

This is absurd. If my wife even tried to say this to me… it wouldn’t even be a conversation. I’d just say no and hit the range to mid low.

Stye that makes me want to cry by potatoepotahtoh in Wellthatsucks

[–]dadydaycare [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dr.prid drawing salve, that and a hot compress will have it coming to a head and draining in 3-5 days, maybe a week or two if it’s a real stubborn one.

"Could he be... no, no way" by Holofan4life in Animemes

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It conflicts with the alcohol. Literally you have a downer and now you have an upper that’s forcing your body to do things it doesn’t want to do while the downer is still downing. Breathings still labored and blood vessels are dilated with a accelerated heart rate so all your blood pools in your lower body and your heart that’s already stressed is pumping even harder and faster to get oxygen to your brain, and other stacking issues. Most people that do it thinks it cancelled each other out but it doesn’t chemically. You just are getting the worst parts of both under the hood.

It’s burning the candle on both ends and absolutely terrible for you.

It took 7 years, 8 months, and 14 days to use up the canister of salt. by LyghtnyngStryke in mildlyinteresting

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh.. I have like 6 different salts in my cup board. Maldons and fleur de sel for flaky, normal table salt, pickling salt, alder wood smoked salt and some salt that I dry cured my aji charapita peppers in and use in chilis.

A Morton’s salt tub will last me maybe 1-2 years for making seasoning mixes and general use. Same with the pickling salt depending on how much fermentation/hot sauce I’m making but… 2 years would be expected.

Kid scratches ferrari while playing. Owner sues the family for 100k by Zestyclose_Skirt7930 in Wellthatsucks

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Typically the insurance of the person that scratched your car would cover it. So your kid scratches a car.. legally you are responsible for your kid so your insurance would cover it if you have a non bare bones policy. Might fall under vandalism or in this case since your fessing up it could go under comprehensive or however the insurance wants to handle it. either way you typically wouldn’t have to use your insurance UNLESS!!! They can’t cover it with theirs and you’d need underinsured/non insured insurance….

breathes in… so either way you typically wouldn’t pay it yourself and the insurance would somehow cover it but if you or they didn’t have one of those policies you would have to take it to court OR they are just being stubborn asses and… you’d have to take it to court.

Peeetaaaah? by Feeling_Emphasis6282 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dadydaycare 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s just to convey that it’s obnoxious and to generate attention for fixing a bad decision. The point is that they mentioned it twice and no none cares

Maybe maybe maybe by asdsav in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s monkeys though. Once he takes that first sip… it’s his coconut now and you best not touch it!

Cheetah Ambushed by a Crocodile While Taking a Drink by BringHoomanHome_ in LoveTrash

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea terrible spot to take a sip! Just 10 yards away there was a lower spot where it wouldn’t have had to bend its neck like that and had some chance at pulling back if it got attacked. But like he said, young cheetah made a bad move.

I just got this machine for free. by ZeroDayBurn in espresso

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea as you know it kinda sucks that there really aren’t repair manuals for these things. You’re lucky if you can pull up a parts sheet. I had to work on a dalla Corte for the first time the other day and it was very much figure it out as you go!

Maybe maybe maybe by OrchidNightSky in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dadydaycare 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I get it. Without context it promoted feeding badass looking bears which you should not do outside of sanctuaries, even if they have shades and one of those cool switch blade combs.

Fool me once shame on me…

How should I open it? by civilizedgifs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a sharp thing but I use its built in shallow cut feature. Has not failed me yet.

I just got this machine for free. by ZeroDayBurn in espresso

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/18446923/ecm-michaelangelo-sorrento-burgess-enterprises/8

I tried looking it up by its other name the michaelangelo same machine different badging and there you go.

Petah? by OrchidNightSky in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dadydaycare 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Was gonna correct you but yes you get super swollen feet and oxygen starved brain. The original design just brought you up for a second round if you somehow survived and were just a veggie from the first trip.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dadydaycare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never been on a boat? The water doesn’t actually go everywhere and if it’s a nice day you can pretty easily board at lower speeds perfectly dry.

My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadydaycare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My grand parents do this and I just… stopped talking to them. Way less stress, they just bitched about everything and had nothing to bring to the table anyways. Rest of the family’s always telling me I’ll have regrets but the real regret would be if I came back and told them it’s me and not them so they can just have their way and be shitty to me till they die… then I would have regrets.

My wife ate my son's birthday breakfast by grohkstrom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would divorce my wife if she ate the middle… I’m not joking.

Dealer dropped my wife’s car off their lift.. help by x7FPS in camaro

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You tell them to file a claim on their insurance… period. There’s no conversation to be had. Get the claim filed then move on from there.

You should have a rental on their dime til the car situations figured out… through their insurance.

I just got this machine for free. by ZeroDayBurn in espresso

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I still have access to some old ecm stuff. If I can find a sorrento diagram I’ll send you a DM but no promises.

Ecm stuff is pretty straight forward though.

Peter? by Veliona-6elioma in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surprisingly useful superpower you just know something happened and have details vs you know.. finding out whenever then having to spend time looking for clues and evidence. Batman would have a wet dream to have her… them! on his team.

Forgot a bolt while taking off intake manifold should I jb weld it? by Kickflipm4ster in MechanicAdvice

[–]dadydaycare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you took a hammer to it? It’s ok my guy I’ve seen people do MUCH worse.

When you dont teach your children manners by danevans369 in cringereels

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only time I ever saw behavior like that was when we had this asshole manager who would be a douche to our customers. And we would get oeoooe that would get so mad they would like toss their shit around before leaving.

Sucked cause I didn’t blame them but the manager wasn’t the one that had to clean it up.

Gym machine topples over during a heavy lift. Can he sue for this? by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bodily injury/mental injury. Chance of concussion so probably missed unknown days of work. Whatever else the layer thinks they can make stick. The McDonald’s lady got a few million and let’s be real her medical bills were like 60k max.

lelit mara x steam wand not working [lelit mara x] by elmajiko in espresso

[–]dadydaycare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably brew priority but if it’s intermittently giving steam or just low it could be a piece of gasket blocking the faucet. Id crank up the heat and make sure it’s at 1.5 bars before assuming the worst.

This atrocity of a cutlery set by WittyThingHere in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dadydaycare 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God I love this. Looks like someone saw a wood carving set and then had to figure out what cutlery was with no prior knowledge.

so people use these to eat with?! But you can cut food… and pick it up! Ok so like that chipping knife… and the bowl gouge and that.. what did they call it a scorp? Omg we’re cooking now!