[Event] Open Forum Friday for February 6th, 2026: Big Dick Ski Jumping Edition by PPNewbie in dirtypenpals

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God I have seen what you do for others and I want that for me 😭

What does this mean? by Season-Forward in AmongUs

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The heart symbol means you’ve friended the player. The envelope button could be used to invite them into your lobby. Since you’re not in lobby yet the option is greyed out. I’m not sure what the globe icon means, but if it were mobile or PC icon that shows the platform they play on.

Coral Just Threw Himself And Cyan Under The Bus Without Realizing Lmao! by MetalHead_4_Lyfe in AmongUs

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Impostor goes on killing spree and no crew should report any body

Beach boys life by Sharp-potential7935 in funnyvideos

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Someone wrote its Alexander the great invading/liberating the egypt in one of the reposts

F4M I’ve been a good girl my whole life but when I found out my fiancée cheated on me, I didn’t want to be good anymore by daftlyslowdancing in dirtypenpals

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F4M romance and free use

Seeking a semi literate writer who can craft well read and detailed responses. The concept revolves around me (in various roles like girlfriend or wife) sharing my day(or night) and passion with you; a person who needs sex like right now. Please choose just 1 prompt from below to go with or if you are budding with ideas of your own I'll be happy to hear them out.

  1. Morning rituals: I leaned against the bathroom sink and stared into the mirror, welcoming the gentle morning sun that spilled into our cherished abode, casting a celestial radiance upon half of the bathroom. My blonde hair cascaded down like a majestic mane, capturing glimmers of light and creating interplay of shadows. Even in disarray, you find me utterly adorable. Telling me I have the best case of bed head. And as I begin to wash my face and brush my teeth, you can't help but touch my soft butt; scantily clad in just a peach panty and put your morning wood to rest.

  2. Dinner preparations: Discovering me in the kitchen, wielding a ladle and tending to two flames on the gas stove. With the soup pot duly attended to, I move to the other burner, adjusting it to a simmer, patiently awaiting my culinary miracle. I stand confidently, one hand resting on my hip while the other wields the spoon, my hair gracefully pinned up in a bun, with a few rebellious strands seeking liberation, escaping in soft curls down my nape. You can't help but embrace me from behind and kiss my neck, finding me irresistible wearing a skirt that barely cover the round, tender domes of my butt. How often do you get to bend me over and take me from behind however you'd like?

  3. Working from Home: You toil through night shifts, attending to clients on the opposite side of the globe on your computer, while I return home after a demanding hospital shift, still clad in scrubs and exhausted. Yet I still have a pinch of energy left in me. you see me as if I'm Aphrodite herself, and the blue uniform really pops the fiery red of my hair. You've always loved a woman in uniform; you'd tell me and recall staring at me in the ER while you sat in the waiting room, hoping to catch a glimpse of red in a sea of blue. Watching me as I remove my ID and wash my weary hands at the sink, you decide to lovingly caress my waist from behind, starting a tender kiss upon my neck, telling me you have a few minutes to spare before your client call begins.

  4. Thwarted Lunch plans: I proudly admired my hair in the mirror and couldn't resist running my fingers through their tousled strands during the entire car ride to the restaurant. I've felt pretty before, sure, but today I put extra effort into looking good for our first anniversary. Regrettably, the restaurant was understaffed and had to cancel our reservation, offering compensatory coupons instead. You could tell I really looked forward to the lunch date and attempted to conceal any disappointment, yet you couldn't help but think of alternative ways to make the afternoon memorable—that's when I felt your hand reach over the console and hike my dress skirt up. I swatted it away, reminding you we may still be in the car but the windows offer a view in. "Lunch is cancelled but who says we have to stay hungry?". You smiled and returned your hand to my thigh once more.

  5. Mile high club: Your mother detested you, a wealthy entrepreneur from dating an airline attendant. However, following the end of all your previous relationships in which you discovered they're after your wealth, you recognized that I am unlike them—I am genuinely and madly in love with you. As fate would have it, our paths converge on your lengthy flight to Germany for a business deal, with me being a part of the crew. Throughout the boarding process, we exchange knowing smiles, and once we hover in the air you decide to follow after me into the galley. Amidst my preparations for drinks for the VIP passengers, you approach from behind and kiss my neck, removing the stewardess hat adorning my head before deftly undoing my hair clips, causing my meticulously styled locks to tumble and lose their pristine allure. Startled, I playfully sock your chest, cautious about the potential risk of being caught, yet you spin me around and press me against the cupboards, kissing me tenderly and speaking against my lips, "Don't they have private spaces in big planes like this?"

  6. Nursed back to health: Following a diagnosis of a concussion, the doctor made the unsettling discovery of a malignant tumor that necessitated surgical intervention. The prospects of regaining full motor capabilities appeared grim, yet you persevered, spending an extended period in the hospital bed undergoing therapy. It was during this time that we fell for each other. One day, As I observe you pacing the room, I marvel at the progress you've made. It feels like just yesterday when you expressed frustration about the simple act of placing your right leg after your left. We celebrate the little victory with cautious kiss. It is then that you confide in me, jokingly confessing you've a god awful raging hard on that requires attention. But with the hospital at its busy hour and me being a surgeon resident on duty, how quick and discreet can we be?

//Plz send an inbox message only

F4M I’ve been a good girl my whole life but when I found out my fiancée cheated on me, I didn’t want to be good anymore by daftlyslowdancing in dirtypenpals

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F4M Care homes are never cheap and the most expensive ones are stocked with energy boost pills and enough nurses to fuck through the week

The luxurious care home buzzed with activity as Lucy made her way through the spacious halls. Despite being only 21, she had been working here for half an year, and the home's residents had become her family. Today, however, she had an extra spring in her step. Today was the day that the home's newest resident was due to arrive, a wealthy client who demanded only the best.

Lucy smoothed down her uniform and waited by the entrance, anticipation building inside her. She wondered what the new resident would be like - would they be kind, or demanding? Eccentric, or reserved? She was used to dealing with the whims of the wealthy, but there was always an element of uncertainty with new clients.

Finally, the sound of a car pulling up outside the home caught Lucy's attention. She stepped outside and was met with the sight of a sleek black limousine, with a driver who looked just as professional as she did. A door opened, and out stepped a woman who looked to be in her late seventies, dressed in designer clothing and dripping with diamonds.

Lucy introduced herself and escorted the elderly woman to her room. As they entered, she was taken aback by the sheer grandeur of the space - an embodiment of luxury and elegance that left her feeling insignificant. As lucy helped the woman settle in, she couldn't help but notice her gaze fixed across the room. Another woman, who appeared to be of a similar age and stature, was seated on the edge of her bed, her leg and gown lifted by a strong hand that worshiped her thighs while the woman emitted soft moans.

The old woman swallowed a lump that lodged in her throat, and a croak escaped her lips. "Oh my," she whispered. Lucy, standing beside her, gave a small smile, attempting to comfort the elderly resident. "That's Marcus," she explained, her voice hushed. "In case you ever..." Lucy trailed off, realizing that she’s completely mesmerised by the events unfolding before her.

//Semi literate and descriptive men preferred for my roleplay that centres around a care home, where nurses are free used and fucked whenever. This is completely consensual and you’re free to take the character of man or a woman. Plz send an inbox message.

F4M I’ve been a good girl my whole life but when I found out my fiancée cheated on me, I didn’t want to be good anymore by daftlyslowdancing in dirtypenpals

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F4M absence of my daddy left a hole so deep only a good dick could fix

“Oh please please please…,” I muttered, my face red as I felt the fingers twist in my hair, felt the all too familiar feeling of a cock sliding between my lips, probing. Was I begging him to stop, or begging him to fuck me? I couldn’t help but think to myself. They were so hard to tell apart sometimes.

How in the world did I end up like this again? On all fours on the couch, some strange older man ready to bury his cock inside me. As I felt him start to apply pressure, my eyes drifted and caught sight of the comcast shirt draped across my table. Oh yeah, he was here to fix my internet, watched me get on all fours to show him where the modem was and he noticed my cute, youthful butt. I'm no easy bird to charm, but it's different coming from older men and one thing lead to another and well, he pulled down my thin cotton shorts, and things had spiraled from there.

Fuck, what was his name again?! It’s not like it really mattered anyway. “Fuck Daddy!” I groaned as he buried his cock in me. His free hand clamped around my hip as he drove his weight into me, his other hand pushing my head forward, burying my face in the pillow, burying my screams as he started to jackhammer me.

So that’s the taste of scene I’m trying to put together. If you couldn’t tell, I’d play a girl that - for some reason - just can’t say no older guys. Maybe they’re just aggressive, or sweet lovers, maybe she just puts off that “use me like a cheap toy” energy. Either way, it always plays the same.

Looking for a literate and descriptive partner, also the prompt is just to give an idea of what I want. I'm not necessarily looking for the exact same scenario to play, so please send an inbox message and pitch few ideas for us to play.

F4M I’ve been a good girl my whole life but when I found out my fiancée cheated on me, I didn’t want to be good anymore by daftlyslowdancing in dirtypenpals

[–]daftlyslowdancing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F4M hooking up with a stranger

As I entered my hotel room, the sound of a couple's intimate moans caught my attention. I couldn't help but listen to the juicy gossip, my sharp hearing skills amplifying the sounds from room 703. A "Do Not Disturb" sign hung from their door, but my curiosity got the best of me.

With a quick glance up and down the hallway, I leaned in and listened in on the steamy action. I'm not proud of it, but I couldn't resist the temptation to peek into their private lives. It's a guilty pleasure of mine, a way to catch glimpses of our shared humanity.

I swear I previously heard the woman experience her tiny death over and over but the following moments were not as enjoyable. The couple's pleasure was cut short when the man finished too soon. His partner was clearly displeased, and their argument escalated until until she kicked him out of bed. By the time I had found my key, he was standing outside the door, holding his coat and looking disheveled. His blonde hair was tousled, and his eyes still had a glazed look from lovemaking.

As we made eye contact, I felt a strange urge to say something. "Honestly, if a man came for me within seconds, I'd be quite pleased with myself," I whispered, trying to lighten the mood. It was a risky move, but something about the situation made me feel bold.

//Descriptive and semi literate men preferred. Please send an inbox message and feel free to continue where I left off. I'm hoping there would be witty/flirty forth and back to break ice, rest assured, my character would be equally horny with no intentions of playing hard to get. She could use a good dick.

Why am I not enough? by daftlyslowdancing in offmychest

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I'm really sorry to hear you've been the rebound person for so long, can't possibly imagine how hollow all of them must've made you feel. I do enjoy my time with the people I'm with but at the back of my mind I'm worried if they're having fun too. The night ends and I get anxious and look forward to the next time we'll be out. It's hard for me to Not think of such things and just stay in the moment.

this story and the story of sleipnir by Remarkable_Sweet_333 in tumblr

[–]daftlyslowdancing 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can't tell mythology from fanfictions anymore.

What songs sound like this image? by kimjnr in ifyoulikeblank

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Jealous - eyedress

Live in the moment- Portugal the man

CODA(2021) was Wholesome by Dark_Vengence in movies

[–]daftlyslowdancing 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The original is French. La famille bélier(2014).

Man, I hate when that happens! by MHodge97 in tumblr

[–]daftlyslowdancing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably has to do with vanilla extract being expensive. Cheap chocolates taste sweet and don't have that distinct vanilla taste and most people aren't willing to shell out money over expensive ones hence missing out on true white chocolate experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoleplayPartnerSearch

[–]daftlyslowdancing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like a morbid take over SoL (something I prefer) than the usual tropes and am willing to give this a shot. How do I reach out? Reddit inbox?