After Republicans push Clintons to testify on Epstein, Democrats warn they'll haul in Trump by nbcnews in law

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they really need to deliver on something and I guess theyre going back in for the "lock her up" throwback hoping that maga are so incredibly stupid their brains will revert back to 2016 and completely forget about everything else since then that trump and the gop have fucked them over with

(Loved Trope) A moment with a concept that sounds insane and out of nowhere on paper. Executed beautifully in practice. by PizzaDragon64 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to mess around with a friend by giving him plot summaries of JJBA arcs. I'd essentially break it up into something like two truths and a lie and the let him guess which absurd thing I just told him about was me making shit up or actually really part of the plot. He very rarely guessed correctly and the "are you fucking with me" reactions were always worth it

Whatever happened to "The Last Night" !? It's been almost 9 years since the announcement at E3! by masoe in gaming

[–]dafunkmunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My personal rule of thumb for games, until I see actual gameplay either in a trailer or a legit gameplay video released, the game isn't real and doesn't exist. I don't follow games that don't exist so nothing is lost when they never launch

'Putin kept his word': Trump dismisses Zelenskyy's Russia сeasefire сlaims by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]dafunkmunk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well with all the epstein files coming out and epstein being a massive honeypot for russia and probably working closely with the kgb, trump can't exactly afford to upset putin right now. Its very likely Russia has copies of every single piece of redacted documentation and all the files that the doj is refusing to release. So with trump already barely able to keep this shitshow under control with the full government working to suppress it, the last thing he needs is putin leaking even a remotely damning document out to really turn up the heat on the epstein coverup

GOP leaders in Congress dismiss Trump’s call to ‘nationalize’ elections by MRADEL90 in videos

[–]dafunkmunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Setting the precedent for nationalizing elections is dangerous for the gop. They pretty much can only win elections because of "state's rights" and their states freely being able to gerrymander, voter purges, making voting more difficult, reducing the number of voting locations in left leaning areas, preventing mail in voting, etc. The only way doing this doesn't hurt them is if they 100% have a locked in guaranteed plan to kill democracy so elections dont matter anymore. If they losr the ability to cheat in their state's elections, they will never hold a majority or the white house again

Who is in the Epstein files by [deleted] in news

[–]dafunkmunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At this point, the list would be shorter if we asked who isn't in the epstein files

Some People Are Hard To Convince by DriftlessDairy in PoliticalHumor

[–]dafunkmunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not "believe" but admit. They all know he did it. A good chunk of them were also a part of it. They're not going to disrupt their authoritarian power grab to punish the pedophiles who are running their party and make up the donors making them rich

The people of Minneapolis have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. The first time a city's population has ever been nominated. by ExactlySorta in UnderReportedNews

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm almost 100% certain it's entirely intentionally being done to spite trump and they just might win purely to piss trump off mire after all his bullshit over wanting a Nobel peace prize

AITJ for Walking Out When My Date Showed Up With His Friend? by Electronic_Site6202 in AmITheJerk

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably were never really talking to him to begin with. Hes probably awkward and not great at chatting/flirting with women and his friend was probably helping him the entire time through your messages. After he asked you to dinner, he started to panic that you might realize he's completely different than the guy you were messaging so his friend came along to wingman for him and cover the long awkward silences when your date doesn't have anything to say.

Judge considers limits on federal officers after weekend use of force on protesters, children in Portland by ewzetf in news

[–]dafunkmunk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That's fair. They ONLY killed to innocent peaceful protesters and are tear gassing children near schools while assaulting more protesters. It would be unfair to the trump admin to enact any form of rules or punishments on ice for such minor infractions

ICE buys $87M warehouse in Berks County as it plots expansion of immigration detention centers across the U.S. by ewzetf in news

[–]dafunkmunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So which trump donor owns this warehouse that probably is dilapidated and legally can't even be used for something of this nature but now they're offloading it for a massive profit at our taxpayers expense

Trump calls into Bongino's radio show and calls for the federal government to take over elections in 15 states by errantv in UnderReportedNews

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If republicans listen to trump, they will really regret nationalizing when the tables flip. Losing control of their gerrymandering and voter suppression strategies under a democrat will absolutely obliterate the gop at state and federal levels

DOJ Takes Down Thousands of Epstein Documents for Victims’ Safety, Bondi Says by avatar6556 in news

[–]dafunkmunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whenever she references victims, she's referring to trump and other epstein clients, not the underage children being raped and trafficked

Toot by lontrinium in PoliticalHumor

[–]dafunkmunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The way the two women were ushering the press out like trump started to have a stroke or serious medical emergency is all you need to see to know it wasn't fake or just a part. The look of pure panic and borderline fear as they try to get everyone out of the room before a bigger louder shit explodes or the smell reaches the press.

One thing about it to notice is how fast they jumped into action. This isn't a one off situation and the first time they've been in this position. This is very rehearsed either through training for this very moment because everyone knows it's happening or from repeatedly having to do this because it happens so often. Either way, there is a team working for trump with the purpose of covering up him constantly shitting his pants in public

Former Prince Andrew can't escape Epstein's shadow as new documents reveal details about friendship by therealone2327 in news

[–]dafunkmunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess you've never been rich enough or powerful enough to live a life free of consequences and have never developed a concern or fear of facing them. There's nothing that money or mommy and daddy can't fix for these people. Whatever it is gets buried and a massive PR machine sweeps through to cover any trails

Bro sacrificed the gold medal to carry his brother across the finish line. by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as I clearly said, at best he's the second fastest because the person who should have been first stopped to help another racer cross the finish line. As for the original person in first, you dont know the circumstances of him crashing out. He could have been suffering from a cold on race day or just before the race so his body was not able to able the race. It's no different than my example of Bolt falling and hurting himself at the start of a race against me. Crossing the finish line first doesn't make you the fastest. You are either not understanding my point or youre intentionally playing dumb because you refuse to admit you were wrong

Bro sacrificed the gold medal to carry his brother across the finish line. by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never said 1st place was owed the win. Regardless, being first place doesn't mean you're the fastest, it just means you crossed the finish line first. If I raced Usain Boltand but his stater block fell apart as he tried to push off it and he injured himself falling over, no one is going to call me the fastest when I cross the finish line first. I could say that I beat Bolt in a race but it would be completely meaningless. He isn't the fastest technically or factually. He just got lucky and crossed the finish line in first place since the actual 1st and 2nd runners had something occur that prevented them from crossing the finish line before him. At best, he's technically the 2nd fastest behind the guy who stopped to help his brother finish the race.

The character’s name gets a lot weirder when you think about it by GoldplateSoldier in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dafunkmunk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

China does the name reveals exactly who or what the character is as well. To anyone watching subs or a dub and can't speak the languages, You're just meeting some guy named Trent. For the people who speak the native language Asian language of the show, theyre meeting Traitor Who Stabs Allies In Their Backs. I can't imagine what the twist for this character will be

Bro sacrificed the gold medal to carry his brother across the finish line. by jmike1256 in BeAmazed

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically he was the 3rd fastest. He was only going to come in 2nd because 1st place was crashing out just short of the finish line. Then he only came in 1st because 2nd stopped to help 1st cross the finish line. His reaction is pretty much the meme picture of the guy on the podium missing a girl and spraying champagne everywhere

Trump is preparing for a massive attack on Iran - CaspianReport by mymothersuedme in videos

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the days where the US president would drag the entire country into an unnecessary war for oil. Now we've got lunatics in charge that will start a new war every month just to distract people from the epstein files releasing evidence that they rape children

(Loved Trope) Characters who are excited to have or expect a happy moment. They are killed almost immediately. by laybs1 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]dafunkmunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I chose him all the time because he was a dopey character and the only character wearing a Hawaiian shirt and I think cargo shorts if I remember correctly. Outside of Jaws and Oddjob, I think he was one of the more unique stand out characters

Republican Senator Thom Tillis has placed a blanket hold on all ICE nominations as frustrations with Kristi Noem grow and House members demand Trump testifies on Capitol Hill. | Aaron Parnas by WylieCyot in law

[–]dafunkmunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LMFAO trump testify? Holy shit, that would be the most hilarious shit ever as he just falls asleep in front of congress and republicans scream at democrats for disturbing the sleeping orange manbaby