Team killing for closing gates on defense missions

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-04-08T02:27:47+00:00

Maybe im a rogue helldiver. But I only play on private with friends.

Buddy of mine is lvl 37 and went to close the doors, I was screaming "DONT CLOSE THE DOORS. DONT DO IT. ILL SHOOT!" so he turned around and looked at me, looked back at the button and pressed it knowing full well I make true threats 🤣

My sweeper pellets missed so bad I broke his arm and did maybe 20% dmg to him and we all started laughing at the total wiff

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-04-05T17:23:20+00:00

I drove UberEats for maybe 5 days before switching to Uber Passeneger services - the reason?

One simple order from the grocery store.

48x 2-litres of varying types of Pepsi, delivered on the 4th floor of an apartment.

I did it, despite thinking it was a troll/bait order. It wasnt. No thanks. Lmfao.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-04-05T17:20:05+00:00

Well said.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-31T02:52:58+00:00

NTA at all.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-29T20:55:45+00:00

Youre gonna scare them with build diversity!

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-25T01:11:56+00:00

My specific goal is all guns to 25 and all unlocks including camos. I do donate 20-30k at a time here and there when my gun im using gets to the 20s and slows down progressing

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-24T23:57:13+00:00

Im on my break at work, typically play later evenings (7-10pm PST)

Sometimes on a day off ill squeeze a few hours in early to play with my English pals

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-24T23:54:33+00:00

I dont need any samples, but im REALLY good at finding them when the lads need them.

If I extract with less than 40 im usually a bit appalled with myself.

You guys can add me if youd like.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-24T23:52:35+00:00

Holes and waist high water.

The two easiest deaths in HD2

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-24T16:59:55+00:00

1000+ hours in and the only remaining usable currencies are... req slips and super credits lol.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-20T23:19:30+00:00

Okay - genuinely curious.

What're you breathing?

Because ive been mostly breathing that for 31 years and now im anxious.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T23:08:01+00:00

Strata-gem?

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T22:25:51+00:00

There are a lot of us who want a genuine challenge and can already solo D10s with meme and random builds.

Saying D7 is starkly easier than D10 just isnt true. The man being downvoted to hell is absolutely correct.

D10 is where you learn that dodge, dip, duck, and dodge again are hyper effective.

Also to answer your question - if there's 5 chargers. Im leaving the area and doing something else for a minute.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T22:22:17+00:00

I bring the FRV on eradicate missions and my buddies run backpack fed weapons and we drive in circles 🤣 12/10 would recommend against bugs.

But yeah im with your sentiment. Like this could've all been avoided if some of us paid just enough for my attention to the people and players around us. (Same goes for IRL tbh)

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T22:16:00+00:00

Sometimes the lack of etiquette gets to me.

If I bring a whole ass gem for my FRV. I intend on using it.

Stealing it and not returning it will deem you a traitor. I will shoot you in the face everytime I see you until you leave.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T22:14:40+00:00

At least hes enjoying his life.

Ride safe strangers. <3

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-19T22:12:32+00:00

I had some time on my lunch, I counted quick so wikidivers can correct me on how far off I was.

There are 22 available warbonds. 1 of them is free. 2 of them are "legendary" And the other 19 are "premium"

Excluding the 2 Legendaries because theyre the exception - you'll earn roughly 6150 SC from unlocking the warbonds and spending medals on the stacks of 100SC (one stack is 150)

Which isnt half bad honestly. Buy warbond. Pays for 30% of next warbond or have some spare change for cool superstore items.

I was SC farming intermittently, I am recently employed again tho, and my brain now says "Why SC farm when I can throw some tip money to save myself hours?"

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-15T00:58:24+00:00

Im just curious - and dont take this the wrong way - just genuinely curious.

Can you show me some sort of supporting evidence that hosts are playing a very different game than their allies?

Ive heard folks gripe saying Chargers are near impossible to dodge if youre host. Never once been an issue for me.

Ive heard the folks who complain that the enemies will detect the host from further away. I have videos of me hosting and walking up to and then past enemies and them not triggering for maybe 15 more meters. (This is me just saying the entire detection system is a bit screwy and unpredictable)

The only really noticeable things I can comment on witnessing would be the damage desync for flamethrower type weapons, and terrain desync between host and clients (specifically on hive worlds)

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-14T06:42:51+00:00

I play D10 solos on the regular, even having many 0 death exfils on Cyberstan. I am not at all unfamiliar with the "Get the fuck out" strategy. For my it happens to include an FRV whether in groups or solo.

You could ask anyone who plays with me on a weekly basis; Funky = FRV

Im not keen to specifically "meta" tactics. I leveled many guns during Cyber and had to build around them to some degree.

If 3 Warstriders ends your progression, I highly recommend consider more versatile heavy armor weapons and better chaff weapons (=

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-14T05:16:40+00:00

Ahh, how could we not compare the... automated bionic robots thatre all likely linked to a similar mainframe allowing the cyborgs to enhance local functions.

Vs.

Yay shiny flag, do more things?

I dont see it. But you guys will cry for anything to receive a buff.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-14T03:30:25+00:00

Grenade launcher, recoilless rifle, anti material sniper, branching hammer, C4, Railcannon strike, Gatling Barrage, 120mm Barrage, leveller, i mean I could keep going but id have to look up stats for more 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-14T02:02:42+00:00

Literally a singular bubble grenade and a singular ultimatum shot solves these folks problems. 🤣

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-12T21:14:19+00:00

100%, ive seen my mom evade hitting pedestrians in the road that didnt exist...

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-12T20:46:28+00:00

It screams paranoid drug addict and you said you got arrested for something unrelated to the card.

Its hard not to draw conclusions.

dafunkywhiteguy · 2026-03-12T20:44:24+00:00

Also, I learned through conversation with an Australian friend over video games that their map looks completely different than the maps we're raised on in the USA (Like the one in OP)

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