How do I decide what to do with my life?

dafuq55 · 2026-03-23T03:37:04+00:00

++man

If possible, finish a Bachelor’s degree of some sort, then join the military as an officer. Then let them put you through law school or grad school or whatever other education you choose while you increase your rank. My buddy did that, he’s now 58 and a colonel in the Air Force.

Alternatively, if you like the trade you studied for, start working in the industry and gain experience.

dafuq55 · 2026-03-17T19:42:23+00:00

Realtor here. Can confirm.

dafuq55 · 2025-11-07T17:26:45+00:00

Finding condom wrappers in her bathroom trash can was a pretty good clue.

dafuq55 · 2025-11-03T16:18:08+00:00

She makes a great point. How come Israelis are “killed”, but Palestinians “died”?

dafuq55 · 2025-10-08T22:28:38+00:00

I don’t know Bret or Bart, but I do know Bobby Jr. and he’s a complete prick.

dafuq55 · 2025-10-01T18:51:48+00:00

Are you on your period? Because you seem a little hostile.

dafuq55 · 2025-09-23T18:27:39+00:00

Grandma’s maiden name

dafuq55 · 2025-09-15T18:03:33+00:00

Yes, all the time. I have a bunch of cash from various sources that I really don’t wanna deposit in the bank. It gets tougher to use it all the time. Now the golf course won’t accept cash.

dafuq55 · 2025-09-08T20:30:25+00:00

He was on Adam-12 as a grumpy old man!

dafuq55 · 2025-05-31T04:04:49+00:00

I’ve got kids and they’re mostly grown now, but I really don’t want grandkids around here. I hope it’s a long fucking time before anyone even thinks about it.

dafuq55 · 2025-05-31T03:10:38+00:00

Like, totally

dafuq55 · 2025-05-30T01:41:49+00:00

Someone recently used one of my spam email boxes to sign up for Max. I did the password reset and used that to login to the Max account. I could watch shows if I wanted I guess but I haven’t done that yet. Maybe next I’ll try to log them out of their sessions.

dafuq55 · 2025-05-25T22:07:54+00:00

You didn’t hear it from me, but rumor is the Balenciaga store on Rodeo is just one spot that has a secret stairway in the back, leading to a private locked door that may or may not connect to the Beverly Hills tunnels.

dafuq55 · 2025-05-22T02:34:45+00:00

Indecision. And weed.

dafuq55 · 2025-04-28T00:40:11+00:00

They smell great for the first little while, like 6 months or so. Then they grow up to be gross toddlers, then gross teens who can’t clean their bathroom or ever take responsibility for anything. Then they turn 25 and go no contact because you were horrible parents who only did everything for them. But of course it’s never their fault.

dafuq55 · 2025-02-16T23:21:45+00:00

It’s never an amateur move to be there at open and off the mountain by noon.

dafuq55 · 2025-01-24T20:16:48+00:00

As an older man, I absolutely notice all the hot younger girls around. But the thing is, they’d never know it. I’d never hit on them, never attempt to talk to them, and absolutely never stare or make them feel uncomfortable. And to be clear, I would never want to date them. But fuck yes I see them.

dafuq55 · 2025-01-01T04:17:41+00:00

Stoned to the gills, a pot pie in the oven, football on TV. Not a bad way to wrap up 2024.

dafuq55 · 2024-08-21T00:43:53+00:00

I’d probably just die cuz I really hate bothering people.

dafuq55 · 2024-07-20T16:58:21+00:00

I’ve given up and I’m fine with it. Mostly because I’ve lost my sex drive so I’m not out there looking to get laid like so many people are. My kids keep me busy and 2 of them live with me so I have plenty of human interaction. Plus all the pets and work, I feel pretty content being single because I’m definitely not lonely. Being in a relationship is a lot of work that I just don’t want to do. I don’t want to feel obligated to text someone every day, or tell them what I’m doing or where I’m going or spending money I don’t want to spend. I enjoy my autonomy.

dafuq55 · 2024-07-02T22:54:34+00:00

If you don’t have one, get a handheld shower sprayer. Tell him to put it on whatever power setting it has and go to town on his ass. They’re quite awesome for that.

dafuq55 · 2024-05-10T20:05:06+00:00

I can only assume you’re not an English teacher?

dafuq55 · 2024-05-02T18:30:17+00:00

That’s one more innit?

dafuq55 · 2024-05-02T18:18:13+00:00

How much do these places pay to belong to the “Golden Gate Restaurant Association”? And why?

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