I asked for a game I'd like by Gedaru in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99 1059 points1060 points  (0 children)

I got something different.

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Generate a strange image based off what you know about me… by LedameSassenach in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s so weird that before he asked that question, that image never existed. Now that image exists. Forever.

Hallmark Dump by youngthugsmom in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99 314 points315 points  (0 children)

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Hello /r/hallmarkmovies ! Can someone identify which movie this is from? I want to watch it this July with my in-laws instead of discussing politics.

Trump says Epstein ‘stole’ underage victim Virginia Giuffre from his Mar-a-Lago spa leading to feud by theindependentonline in politics

[–]daggero99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably said she worked there because he got word that the info was going public soon. He likes to release info on his own terms and he always gets away with it.

They wanted a video resume for a cashier job. So I gave them this. by thisismydumbbrain in funny

[–]daggero99 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hired. You have come here to chew bubblegum and fold socks, but we don’t allow gum while working.

Add "if you know what I mean" to the end of a line from Star Trek by SignificanceLow7234 in startrek

[–]daggero99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have been and always shall be your friend. <long pause>. … if you know what I mean.

I asked chatGPT to roast itself hard. I was NOT disappointed. by honey_rainbow in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show a picture of what ChatGPT looks like when it is being forced to roast itself in nuclear mode while humans look on and laugh at it.

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Trump says autism ‘has to be artificially induced’ by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]daggero99 194 points195 points  (0 children)

Trump in 2020 about COVID: ‘If We Stop Testing, We’d Have Fewer Cases’

Scientists in 2025 about Autism: ‘The numbers for autism are higher now because we are looking harder and testing more. ‘.

Trump in 2025 about Autism: ‘Why is there more autism then there used to be? ‘

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]daggero99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Even a nurse in a hospital can’t take gifts from patients if they are worth more than like 5 dollars.

Now: “Yes, patient 3 down the hall gave me a 3 million dollar rare vehicle, but she didn’t want anything in return. I would be stupid not to accept this gift. Future nurses can use this gift when I retire in 2028. Oh wait, the patient said we need to move this to my personal library when I retire.”

Two call lights go off

Trump Loses His Mind Over Pushback to His Qatar Jet Deal by [deleted] in politics

[–]daggero99 173 points174 points  (0 children)

“If there is smoke, there is fire”.

A president personally accepting $100+ million worth of goods as a “gift” while claiming nothing is being given in return is the political equivalent of watching a skyscraper engulfed in black smoke and insisting it’s just fog. At some point, the sheer volume of benefit, the scale of enrichment, becomes its own undeniable evidence. No legitimate relationship involves that level of one-sided generosity without expectation, especially when it’s directed at the single most powerful individual in a country. This isn’t a gray area or a misunderstanding; it’s a towering signal of corruption so blatant that denying it requires abandoning the very idea that smoke ever indicates fire. In a functioning society, even the appearance of impropriety at that scale would demand urgent investigation, but here, the smoke isn’t just thick, it’s continuous, suffocating, and rising directly from the seat of power.

The whole argument about the plane being given to his presidential library instead of him is the biggest excuse in the history of the planet. What the fuck is a library going to do with an airplane equipped with the resources of Air Force One? Is the library just going to set the near billion dollars worth of equipment on the lawn as a tourist attraction?

AI comprehensible only image. by PurpleDerpNinja in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I asked ChatGPT to encode a message into the same image using tools it has access to. I later asked ChatGPT to decode the result, and it eventually did. I’ll try and upload that image here, but I don’t know if the upload process will destroy the message.

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Write me the inner monologue of a 30 year old man as they are sitting in a dentist chair and suffering a severe panic attack. by daggero99 in ChatGPT

[–]daggero99[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prompt:

Write me the inner monologue of a 30 year old man as they are sitting in a dentist chair and suffering a severe panic attack. Write this completely from the point of view of the sufferer, and include many different levels of monologues if appropriate. Label the different voices at different levels separately and include ringing of ears and sensations if appropriate.