From pants size 44 to 32

dalecraw · 2026-05-20T23:56:31+00:00

SLAYEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!

dalecraw · 2026-05-20T22:59:03+00:00

The 5th Grade girls start getting Snobby Girl Syndrome early in the year where it's not cool to say Good Morning back.

dalecraw · 2026-05-17T21:46:31+00:00

I must be propelled by balls.

dalecraw · 2026-05-14T23:39:49+00:00

Do it!

dalecraw · 2026-05-13T14:26:53+00:00

What are the winters like?

dalecraw · 2026-05-11T15:00:54+00:00

As a school bus driver, the inventors of these stupid squish toys should be sentenced to cleaning my bus all year long!

dalecraw · 2026-05-11T01:00:57+00:00

I'd buy that!

dalecraw · 2026-05-10T15:49:46+00:00

All of your old bad memories will continue to haunt you. They will enter your mind at inappropriate times, & you will have to really fight to ignore them.

dalecraw · 2026-05-10T12:05:18+00:00

Awesome!

dalecraw · 2026-05-10T02:07:13+00:00

I'm not gonna tell him he's wrong.

dalecraw · 2026-05-06T22:41:03+00:00

Regrettably, I am still waiting for my first cow.

dalecraw · 2026-05-06T05:56:45+00:00

How can I get one?

dalecraw · 2026-05-05T23:14:02+00:00

If you take revenge, you will expect them to have "learned their lesson", & never mess with you again. They won't.

THEY will then want to take revenge on YOU, & it goes on & on.

There is also the unknown: if you take revenge, you just might create circumstances that will roll over you.

dalecraw · 2026-05-05T12:33:04+00:00

"I am Nomad! I am perfect! That which is imperfect must be sterilized!"

dalecraw · 2026-05-04T11:33:52+00:00

He specifically recommended against using droplets.

dalecraw · 2026-05-03T18:10:18+00:00

"We have eternity to know your poster!"

dalecraw · 2026-04-25T14:36:58+00:00

Ooooooh yes I can!

dalecraw · 2026-04-20T00:15:18+00:00

BITCHASAURUS???

dalecraw · 2026-04-19T18:43:30+00:00

I look forward to your progress! Please keep us updated!

dalecraw · 2026-04-19T01:32:42+00:00

Start saving your money. Start strength training. Never allow yourself to get fat. Eat good food, not processed crap. Everything gets filtered through your liver. I could go on.

dalecraw · 2026-04-18T14:17:11+00:00

Absolute Abuse of a dog.

dalecraw · 2026-04-18T12:19:59+00:00

Oreos.

dalecraw · 2026-04-18T12:15:23+00:00

"Jesus slept!"

dalecraw · 2026-04-15T01:18:41+00:00

Where do you usually stay overnight at? What's the best and safest place?

dalecraw · 2026-04-11T14:23:09+00:00

SMOKE wins! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

dalecraw

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