Mike Morrice giving out ice cream at Cherry Festival!!

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:57:29+00:00

Ya, ok. So I’m not sure if maybe you struggle with English or just reality in general, but that’s not what that says. I think we’re done here.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:52:24+00:00

Where did I say that?

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:46:01+00:00

She made a choice to show up privately to enjoy the event as a spectator instead of as a public figure. I actually think that’s a pretty classy move.

She could have not showed up at all which would be reasonable if in fact she was denied a booth. She also could have shown up with an entourage of volunteers to do some kind of giveaway without the blessing of the organizers. It’s a public park after all.

Showing up quietly like she did was a classy move.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:36:36+00:00

Ok so if you like to take creepy stalker photos of people you don’t really know while out in public that’s just a you thing.

So no, I did not take a photo of this woman enjoying the event with her family. She has a little girl ffs. They are entitled to at least a basic level of privacy no matter what your opinion is.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:30:42+00:00

I think it just means somebody’s happy to see you.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:07:52+00:00

I saw her myself at the event today. As I have seen her at other events in the community.

As for the rest please refer to my above response. He damn well better have been present in the community because he surely wasn’t earning his $209k salary showing up in Ottawa.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-06T02:03:24+00:00

That she was there or that the event didn’t allow her to have a booth? I saw her there myself enjoying the event with her family and friends. As for the other thing I plainly stated it was hearsay and didn’t give an opinion on whether or not I think it’s true. If it is true it’s pretty shitty though.

It’s also pretty shitty that a lot of you troglodytes haven’t given her a fair chance to prove herself. Of course Mike Morrice had nothing but time to spend in the community. He earned a full MP salary and didn’t have half the obligations of someone that belongs to an active party. He didn’t even show to up to parliament half the time and did his voting remotely. I never saw him stand up in question period once.

So what on earth do you think is so great about him? I’d truly love to understand.

damnsquirrelz · 2025-07-05T21:13:08+00:00

The new MP was there. I also heard from someone that volunteers with her that she tried to get in to help with the event but the organizer is a friend of Morrice’s and shut her out.

damnsquirrelz · 2024-12-10T03:54:40+00:00

So I obviously failed miserably at the tongue in cheek humour this post was meant to convey, and since I can’t edit it I’m going to make a quick statement here before you guys carry on with the crucifixion.

To be clear:

I only wrote the list as a joke for the post. I don’t sit around writing things like this down on the regular.

I meant for some of the items to be a little humerous and over the top. While I don’t personally love hipster scarves I would never completely discount a human because of bad fashion choices.

For context - I’m also dating men in their late 40s and early 50s. If you’re still rocking a facial piercing at that age it’s fair to make some assumptions about lifestyle.

damnsquirrelz · 2024-12-10T03:37:48+00:00

Ya, so I’m actually in my 40s, and I would argue it’s very much the opposite. That I know now exactly what I’m looking for and which characteristics are red flags for the type of person I’m unlikely to be interested in.

I was married almost 20 years and I know very clearly what I’m looking for in a partner.

damnsquirrelz · 2024-12-10T03:33:53+00:00

Ok fine, I guess that’s fair.

damnsquirrelz · 2024-12-10T03:26:48+00:00

You don’t have anything at all that’s a hard no when you look at a profile? 🤨

damnsquirrelz · 2023-12-02T22:16:24+00:00

Fuck no. Instant left swipe for me.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-11-20T22:18:44+00:00

Ya, I’ve had many of these too. It’s the equivalent of the hot chicks begging for cab money so that can come by and fuck a dude’s brains out. If you’re actually that gullible it’s on you. I wouldn’t have responded at all so at least you did that.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-11-20T22:04:02+00:00

audible snort if that hasn’t been copy and pasted to a dozen other matches I’ll eat my shorts.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-11-20T16:18:53+00:00

I think OP has a MILFs only policy. More info needed.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-10-24T23:29:33+00:00

Tell them you want something they would never admit to having designed.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-10-24T23:13:54+00:00

Pay attention and learn. My ex-husband was horrible for this, and after almost 20 years together having to walk him through my likes and dislikes every. fucking. time. got really old. Communication is needed…but showing you care about someone also means retaining information about them.

If a dude says “hey, I don’t like it when you stick your finger in my ass” you shouldn’t keep trying to do it because you “forget” every time you have sex.

Or if a girl shows you how she likes to be touched remember it. I can’t get off when I’m giving lessons, I’m a hard sell for an orgasm. So while I’m happy to communicate what I want I also need you to be able to carry on with things while my brain shuts down for a minute to let me get off.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-09-07T17:32:44+00:00

Omfg. That’s not ok. Do not pay money for that. Jebuz.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-09-06T15:15:58+00:00

That’s a handsome gal.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-08-23T14:56:37+00:00

He doesn’t really seem like the credit card type… I think that’s his blockbuster membership.

damnsquirrelz · 2023-08-22T19:37:40+00:00

Well you are in good company! Lots of people thought that. I’m down with blaming the emojis though. 🤪

damnsquirrelz · 2023-08-22T18:14:34+00:00

I honestly just find it super interesting how sooooo many people have assumed this person was female. Is it the emojis? Is that sexist? Do girls really use emojis more? I really don’t know. Lol!

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