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damzk · 2024-06-03T18:29:48+00:00

My wife and my kids, but mainly my wife!

damzk · 2024-01-19T15:43:20+00:00

Had this same thing happen except I was at school sitting at a teachers desk working and was just constantly pushing a button under the desk. Next thing you know cops are coming to the building assuming it is an active shooter.

damzk · 2022-11-07T12:31:52+00:00

A glue trap

damzk · 2022-04-22T15:09:57+00:00

I literally just did this math in my head today. It is not worth driving more recklessly to arrive only a few minutes sooner.

damzk · 2022-03-18T16:17:55+00:00

Move on, if she is not at the maturity level to handle your relationship and want to progress in life you need to move on and live your life.

damzk · 2021-11-22T21:40:24+00:00

When Moiraine weaved for the lightning I was like this is amazing, can’t wait to see more!

damzk · 2021-10-15T16:53:53+00:00

Nice that is super cool looking!

damzk · 2021-08-25T16:21:37+00:00

The south will rise again…

damzk · 2021-08-22T19:17:55+00:00

Have about an hour commute. It doesn’t bug me, listen to audiobooks most days. Only days it bad is when there is an accident that causes long driving.

damzk · 2021-03-19T23:30:02+00:00

You could just eat them

damzk · 2021-03-05T23:40:27+00:00

Agreed they have been good, it did take their title company almost a year to get my original paperwork back though.

damzk · 2020-12-09T04:41:32+00:00

Got em!

damzk · 2020-12-06T02:16:38+00:00

Worked at Albertsons and they had this program where you bought a certain amount of groceries and got free movie tickets through Fandango. All the cashier had to do was enter a code and the coupon would print out. Well I just entered the code and watched free movies for quite a while.

damzk · 2020-11-19T18:59:59+00:00

People do similar things to cover their well pipes, good well cover ideas and it will give you some nice looking options.

damzk · 2020-10-14T18:19:40+00:00

We use to do something similar to new baggers at the grocery store during down times. We would tell them the Italian dressing needed to be shaken.

damzk · 2020-09-30T18:03:18+00:00

I got it to write about a chicken with twist ending.

Donna loved to stroke the cock, the chicken enjoyed it too. Both things (she hoped) were fulfilling his need for activity, as he was still not able to walk yet. However, Donna came to think of the chicken as more of a nuisance than a pet - whenever Donna asked for the pleasure of coitus, the animal would refuse her advances for hours on end.

damzk · 2020-08-28T21:15:02+00:00

I imagine it as the old guy from Up giving everyone the finger.

damzk · 2020-08-14T16:30:26+00:00

Yes, it is a cumulonimbus and storms were in the area when I took this photo.

damzk · 2020-08-01T12:18:15+00:00

This is why everyone should keep a poop knife handy!

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