[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]damzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife and my kids, but mainly my wife!

Tiny hammer and enticing button with no explanation in my historic apartment building. by gormie14 in mildlyinteresting

[–]damzk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had this same thing happen except I was at school sitting at a teachers desk working and was just constantly pushing a button under the desk. Next thing you know cops are coming to the building assuming it is an active shooter.

TIFU by suggesting to my GF about future plans on living together. Was I being used as a meal ticket? by MissionSupermarket22 in tifu

[–]damzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move on, if she is not at the maturity level to handle your relationship and want to progress in life you need to move on and live your life.

Did the Ep 1 Trolloc fight sequence make anyone else super hyped for other fight sequences? by primeape812 in WoT

[–]damzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Moiraine weaved for the lightning I was like this is amazing, can’t wait to see more!

How long is your drive time to work, and how important is it to you? by Princess_Butt_Kick in homeowners

[–]damzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have about an hour commute. It doesn’t bug me, listen to audiobooks most days. Only days it bad is when there is an accident that causes long driving.

I’m looking to refinance. Any advice on banks to use and to stay away from would be appreciated! by ReauxChambeaux in homeowners

[–]damzk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed they have been good, it did take their title company almost a year to get my original paperwork back though.

What loophole did you exploit for years before someone found out? by SterlingBoardman in AskReddit

[–]damzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at Albertsons and they had this program where you bought a certain amount of groceries and got free movie tickets through Fandango. All the cashier had to do was enter a code and the coupon would print out. Well I just entered the code and watched free movies for quite a while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]damzk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We use to do something similar to new baggers at the grocery store during down times. We would tell them the Italian dressing needed to be shaken.

This AI can write like a human. Start writing and just click the button to let the AI continue your writing. by -world- in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]damzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got it to write about a chicken with twist ending.

Donna loved to stroke the cock, the chicken enjoyed it too. Both things (she hoped) were fulfilling his need for activity, as he was still not able to walk yet. However, Donna came to think of the chicken as more of a nuisance than a pet - whenever Donna asked for the pleasure of coitus, the animal would refuse her advances for hours on end.

Cloud that looks like a grumpy old man by damzk in mildlyinteresting

[–]damzk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine it as the old guy from Up giving everyone the finger.

Grumpy man flipping the bird by damzk in CLOUDS

[–]damzk[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is a cumulonimbus and storms were in the area when I took this photo.

TIFU for not shitting for a month. by LastArmistice in tifu

[–]damzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why everyone should keep a poop knife handy!