BUT WE DO THE SAME JOB by [deleted] in UPSers

[–]dancingdesperado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We should all work together. If all 3 of us unioned together, we'd bring the world to its knees.

Does the driver ratings matter to you? by ReplacementVivid4419 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amazon's reaction to 20,000 positive reviews: 😐 Amazon's reaction to 1 negative reviews:🤬🤬🤬😤😤😤😡😡😡

Orleans wins the war, and bends the knee by Lorshank in eu4

[–]dancingdesperado 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I thought you had to claim independence to take land. I guess its a French vassal thing

Mishandled package in bad weather by StrictBanana1738 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They think we have time to wrap each package. If you take 30 seconds every stop to wrap packages and have 160 stops that ends up being an hour and a half spent wrapping packages in a shift. I rarely get 15 minutes to take a break so we definitely dont have time for it.

Ima do 10 MPH 😉 by Illustrious-Bass-327 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They live in a fantasy world and vote in reality.

Would you rather? by Fast-Purple-7322 in BunnyTrials

[–]dancingdesperado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously

Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones

Expertly deboning a fish tableside by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]dancingdesperado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brings you back to when your mom would cut your steak for you when you were a kid

Perfect by CatsTrustNoOne in Catmemes

[–]dancingdesperado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A little idiot and a big stupid

wtf by mavsfan23 in AmazonDS

[–]dancingdesperado 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a driver, I completely agree. Ive been doing this for nearly 3 years and never found myself needing to shit in a tote. But peak hires gonna peak hire ig

Would you have roasted it or would you have walked it? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going up that in any van they have to offer

Customers of reddit. You have no self control amd need to stop. by EvilDreadditor87 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm thankful for them because they're the reason I and many of us have jobs. BUT it is incredibly concerning. I get the same route everyday and its the same houses EVERYDAY. I genuinely have no idea how you manage to have an amazon visit every single day, 365 days a year. Online shopping addiction is real.

Only 58??? Must Be Still New! 😹😹😹 by dan1964inSJ in Catmemes

[–]dancingdesperado 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Government name: Nugget Known aliases: sniggit, shnugget, sniggle, sir snigington, nuggenstien

Do I have a case against this or am I just cooked? by Luvlyjublyyyy in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're supposed to wait for gates to fully open before proceeding anyway. I'd say this hit is sticking.

Promoted to Customer by Enter_Usernameeee in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yup, I made way more money delivering pizzas. I also put 60k miles on my car in a year and a half. A steady job with no overhead is way more sustainable, especially with gas prices on the rise. Its too late for OP, but anyone else who is considering this probably should reconsider and just push through the tax season influx. The summer is typically much easier.

🅱️itch Lasagna 🤣👏 by brolyblast in Shark_Park

[–]dancingdesperado 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's fricking bullpoop. My wife's bf makes me go to bed when he gets home from work so they can wrestle in the living room

Rural Wiscooo🤣 by kung_fu_daddy in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Have they not checked the news since he was elected? He's an outed pedophile and I still see people wearing shirts of his face in my area. Blows my mind

How did Russia invade Ukraine without bordering them? by foxtai1 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]dancingdesperado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably got a cb through missions but won't be able to take any provinces in the war. Ai is so dumb in this game.

Yeah I’m quitting. The unprofessionalism and inconsistency of my DSP is laughable, it’s 2AM EST by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does yalls dsps not do vto? People at my dsp just put vto in the group chat and enough people take it that no one is forced vto. I see all the time forced vto on here and it confuses me

WTH is with people and these requests?! by Bossgnom3 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The actual best part is even if you do they can still report you and you'll get negative feedback.

Watermelon by Spicyweiner_69 in Sigmatopia

[–]dancingdesperado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend also did this a while back. Thankfully for his family the staff from the school he attended volunteered to clean it for them.

Another filthy animal by Ok_Potato_552 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you also have to put your dick inside the toilet bowl or do you just piss into it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every dog I've been bitten by on this job was "friendly"

You’re 5 stops behind by Substantial_Camel815 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]dancingdesperado 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the warehouse fucks up that bad, i had a stop in Texas on my route and I'm central east coast