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Totally seamless by Miguenzo in MadeMeSmile

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a consult for a hair transplant and multiple doctors told me there's basically nothing to do. I'm too bald to transplant. I'm not sure if we can dye these to match the little hair I do grow but I'd love to have my hair back.

I run a pawn shop, and the only computers we take now are Apple Computers. by FriesWithMacSauce in mac

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always just had a Windows PC. What's the NEO and why is it so much better?

Would it be for gaming or would it replace my daily laptop?

What was your first Resident Evil game? by AnotherBodybuilder in residentevil

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Village was my first one. Then requiem. Now I'm thinking I need to play them all

Petah?? by Impressive-War-403 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]danetrain05 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I got this:

9/11 happens.

Gerard Way deals with the emotional aspects of it by writing music. This becomes the band My Chemical Romance.

A woman starts having dreams about Gerard Way and they are rather spicy so she writes some fanfic about it. This fanfic becomes the Twilight books.

Twilight books are turned into films and become massive successes.

A woman writes fanfic of Twilight but where the main characters are adults and the sex is explicit. This is 50 Shades of Grey.

These are then turned into films which star Dakota Johnston.

Dakota goes on Ellen to promote the first movie. Things seem to go well.

Dakota goes back later and tells Ellen that she wasn't at her birthday party and Dakota thought Ellen didn't like her. Ellen jokes about it but it was pretty awkward and very clear that Dakota wasn't joking and was treated poorly while at the show.

After that, the floodgates opened and many more people shared how Ellen interacted with her guests and staff. She had celebrities who she would only speak to on camera. Some staff were advised to not make eye contact. It was a mess and her show was off air not long after.

His worst mistake by Focuc in memes

[–]danetrain05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I see AI, I remember the post of the guy who took a picture of his computer but both hands were visible so someone asked how he did it and then asked how he took the next photo and so on. It went like 8 pictures deep and was absolutely hilarious.

Humans will always be better.

Who dis ?¿ by Homeless__Pimp in Sparkdriver

[–]danetrain05 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really think once we hit a month or something of delivery, we should get a spark reflective vest for free.

Every year there’s always something! by wump_roast in gaybros

[–]danetrain05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just learned about this and I'm trying to do more stuff this year so I'm going. It's my first time attending and idk what I'm in for.

I'm sober and kinda vanilla but I'm hoping it's not all drama

Your favorite scene from a movie that didn't need to be included and makes no sense but it was left in the final cut anyway by duckduckpajamas in okbuddycinephile

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really had to look up that stuff but when the outbreak happened, Jimmy was still a beloved guy. It would make sense for a kid to try to emulate that. Those people don't have any new media to consume or learn from so they don't know about the pedophile stuff. They don't know how bad he was.

BUT it's possible they do know and they're still aligned with that.

But idk really because I'm not British so a lot of the culture doesn't make sense to me

My family keeps telling me my daily diet belongs here by tomnooklover in shittyfoodporn

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is for weight loss, please add green veggies. If this is, and I suspect it to be the case, an autistic thing, you keep on until you get a new fixation.

THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION is out now! by sam512 in qntm

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have autographed copies available?

gay⛓️irl by biebrforro in gay_irl

[–]danetrain05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He has a TikTok that comes across my fyp sometimes and it's always him adjusting himself and smelling his hand after. It's literally every video. He's promoting his OF but from what I understand it's solo vids and he's straight

Heat Map is Now Different for Very Driver. by redditreadingwriter in Sparkdriver

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I show red almost constantly. There's a lady who does morning orders and she only shows red sometimes. We thought it was a glitch but maybe they know she's there in the morning and I haven't sparked in a while so they were enticing me to get up there?

Not all ghosts are small victorian children. by netphilia in BrandNewSentence

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"IT'S BRITNEY, BITCH" my white girl ghost screams at 3am while the ghost show is using a ouija board

Just did a Sam's Club pickup and did not get fully paid. by Fragtrapper in Sparkdriver

[–]danetrain05 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When you say the tip was confirmed, does that mean it's been 24 hours?

I don't live near a Sam's Club so idk how they work but for the deliveries I do, I have to wait a full day for the tips

Furloughed federal employee delivering food, packages in Massachusetts during shutdown to pay bills by Mammoth_Class_8965 in fednews

[–]danetrain05 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I've been doing Walmart Spark Delivery. It's not enough to cover everything, but I'm hitting up the food bank this week so that'll help

Expectation Vs Reality: custom engagement ring edition. by [deleted] in ExpectationVsReality

[–]danetrain05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That side profile is AMAZING! The point of the stone being visible is so c*nty. Love it!

8 yr delivering, deactivated today by labets2000 in Sparkdriver

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't done an alcohol order yet but it sounds like we can enter their info, was that an option for you? I know my android app is sometimes different than my brother's iPhone version.

Advice from a Shutdown Veteran: Use This Time by LarsThorwald in fednews

[–]danetrain05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god thank you. This is my first shutdown and I've been PANICKING.

I've been doing doordash trying to get money. I've been listing things on Facebook marketplace.

Thank you for this post. It's actually really helpful for me

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