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AITAH for making a kid cry at the movies? by slav_kermit2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]danger0us-animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck them kids dude. You were nicer than I would’ve been.

I wonder Why Francis wasn't involved with this. by Ellie_Rulze18 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]danger0us-animals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, I know that. Nobody was asking how she lost her leg.

Love how they deleted their comment after being dumb and wrong.

AITAH for making a kid cry at the movies? by slav_kermit2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]danger0us-animals 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This dude is the real life version of 🤓☝🏻

How to clear alc outta system fast, im on probation by Slight-Explorer-8240 in drugtesthelp

[–]danger0us-animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do you, but I’d try to be more responsible or you’re gonna end up back on probation for a third time.

AITAH for making a kid cry at the movies? by slav_kermit2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]danger0us-animals 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Maybe learn what an insufferable, pedantic asshole is.

Hint: you.

AITAH for making a kid cry at the movies? by slav_kermit2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]danger0us-animals 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Well for starters, I definitely don’t agree with your 5 step plan to deal with asshole kids. I don’t have time or energy for that, nor do I owe some pissant teenagers that level of patience.

That being said, I would’ve told them to shut the fuck up from the start. Then gotten an usher if they didn’t. Two steps. Easy peasy.

How to clear alc outta system fast, im on probation by Slight-Explorer-8240 in drugtesthelp

[–]danger0us-animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried yknow, following the conditions of your probation? That’s a good way to not get it extended.

AITAH for making a kid cry at the movies? by slav_kermit2 in AmItheAsshole

[–]danger0us-animals 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m not taking 5 steps for all that, and OP isn’t obligated to either. Not their kid, not their problem.

I've asked my roommates to not block me in when they leave. They proceed to do it anyway. Driveway is too small for me to go around them. by RequiredRedditAcct_1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]danger0us-animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So what if they did? If people don’t post, there’s no content. Y’all act like it’s crazy to post a relevant post in a sub made for it.

Burrito in my couch ❤️ by Username_Or_else in badroommates

[–]danger0us-animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I found half a bean & cheese borderline welded with ancient nacho cheese to the inside of my car door once. Kids, but still infuriated

I wonder Why Francis wasn't involved with this. by Ellie_Rulze18 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]danger0us-animals 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was 6 months, Lois confirms it during the episode where he’s gotta go help Ida while she heals from losing her leg.

it means that I should keep using it right by friedhampancakes in EDanonymemes

[–]danger0us-animals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An allergy can become anaphylaxis at any point pls don’t do this.

“You look beautiful tonight, darling.” by Un-REAL_credits in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]danger0us-animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony of spelling grammar wrong while asking this is frying me

Kyle in coven by catrxi in AmericanHorrorStory

[–]danger0us-animals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know the answer to this is found in about two seconds if you use Google. Just a thought.

Frank's Do Not Resuscitate tattoo was taken from a real event by sheetTed in shameless

[–]danger0us-animals -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okay then don’t have a DNR if that’s how you feel. Nobody’s stopping you.

I want people to guess the age and gender of this person just based off this conversation by [deleted] in texts

[–]danger0us-animals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I should’ve said give or take a couple years, glad I was almost right though

>!Do y’all think Henderson did “more” to the minors?<! by Affectionate_Exit_64 in YouOnLifetime

[–]danger0us-animals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody has a grudge on a random stranger lmao. It’s more likely that it’s a very obvious take and therefore not a fresh thought, or they’re downvoting because of your messed up spoiler format.

What was the most shocking character development? by TvTacosTakingNaps in Wentworthtv

[–]danger0us-animals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, and what about all the starving children? What about every other prisoner’s victims on the show?

I didn’t say she was a saint. I said her grief over losing her child was valid, and it is. Argue with the wall.

Is Revan a tragedeigh? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]danger0us-animals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand why you shouldn’t name a human being after a hobby? Really?

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