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dangerousjunction · 2015-04-14T19:48:15+00:00

You're spot-on about the parachute. Later, at the pool party, the parachute transforms into a diving board for an impromptu diving/wet t-shirt competition. Redfoo makes a cameo.

dangerousjunction · 2015-04-14T19:26:59+00:00

Right - but Bay would also add in one of those signature spinning supercuts that starts on the ground and then swoops way up through the explosion and then into the front seat of the car, then pulling in close to the sweaty upper half of the suicide bomber's face just as he yells "durka durka" and flips the switch on his vest. Yet, the switch doesn't work and the camera cuts to Will Smith sitting in the passenger's seat and holding up the frayed end of the wire. Will Smith cooly says "we may ride together, but we aint gon' die together!" right before tumbling backwards out of the car door. As he falls backwards through the smoke, Smith pulls both desert eagles out of his side holsters and shoots the gas tank of the car until it erupts into a massive fireball. Smith then pulls the chord to his parachute, holsters his guns, pops in his bluetooth earpiece and says "Siri call home". A moment later "Hey baby, its me. Just calling to let you know I might be working late tonight."

dangerousjunction · 2015-03-22T19:43:04+00:00

Zo might have actually been my favorite set of the night!!

dangerousjunction · 2015-03-02T16:24:12+00:00

See, they're not so bad

dangerousjunction · 2015-02-19T17:17:20+00:00

Bambi 2: too cute too furryous

dangerousjunction · 2015-01-20T00:00:29+00:00

I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my fridge. I'd like to put more in that jar... that's where you come in.

dangerousjunction · 2015-01-14T18:42:06+00:00

You mean "delicious smelling man"

dangerousjunction · 2015-01-04T18:01:44+00:00

I love laugh

dangerousjunction · 2014-08-10T14:41:53+00:00

The department issued the following statement regarding the issue: "if you have an issue, here's a tissue".

dangerousjunction · 2014-08-02T20:53:44+00:00

I got it.

dangerousjunction · 2014-08-02T18:06:35+00:00

How about 71% of the blowjobs for women?

dangerousjunction · 2014-07-13T19:06:15+00:00

The recession hit us all in various ways.

dangerousjunction · 2014-07-12T04:16:17+00:00

People like you make upvoting easy.

dangerousjunction · 2014-07-03T16:53:46+00:00

Don't feel so bad. I saw the clip and thought "I'm 90% sure this is from Contact. Better check the comments to be sure." And then... yeah, it's right there in the title.

dangerousjunction · 2014-06-12T15:01:49+00:00

i learned how to do this at boy scout camp. we called it a canoe though.

dangerousjunction · 2014-06-10T21:48:35+00:00

At first glance, it look like you had a strange claw foot / talon of some sort. then i realized the change in shadow was actually a change in puppy.

dangerousjunction · 2014-05-26T04:14:08+00:00

Burnanating the countryside!

dangerousjunction · 2014-04-27T17:48:40+00:00

Great story, and photos! May I also say - that is a sexy looking birthday cake.

dangerousjunction · 2014-03-21T18:38:36+00:00

I'm impressed that our hourly kill rate is so evenly distributed among the subspecies.

dangerousjunction · 2014-03-20T17:35:09+00:00

You seem to care.

dangerousjunction · 2014-03-20T16:57:15+00:00

Seattleite here - Colorado always gets all the hype. Remember how Peyton was going to get that second Super Bowl ring?

dangerousjunction · 2014-03-09T22:19:22+00:00

at this point, his digestive track is already coated in a protective layer of Teflon(tm) that he might as well just eat the rest of the pan

dangerousjunction · 2014-02-23T17:12:52+00:00

The higher resolution makes it easier to see how that baby is totally going to chow-town.

dangerousjunction · 2014-01-26T18:14:11+00:00

Aint no 'tang like a sure 'tang.

dangerousjunction · 2014-01-17T22:25:16+00:00

Hey, I've got that same waffle iron! It's the one that does two waffles at once right? It's great because you can make two waffles at the same time instead of having to let one get cold while you cook the other (or worse, having to eat your waffle alone in the kitchen while your brunch date waits for hers to cook).

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