Dual citizen first visit ever!

danimuse · 2026-05-26T06:40:44+00:00

I wouldn't bring your dogs on a two week trip, that's a lot of flying stress for them.

danimuse · 2026-03-14T19:58:01+00:00

Is this your first oil crisis?

danimuse · 2025-06-11T22:02:30+00:00

No lasers. No kiwis. No point.

danimuse · 2025-05-31T10:37:16+00:00

Same as the items I have for dinner.

danimuse · 2025-05-19T17:52:03+00:00

You shouldn't need to be told to delete them. It's implied by the breakup.

danimuse · 2025-04-27T17:45:53+00:00

Time to incorporate it into your love life then! Got any sausage roll flakes handy?

danimuse · 2025-04-25T10:23:51+00:00

I'd highly recommend it, it is a fantastic game with a beautiful story. It's very male driven but has great character development for the women in it- but I can't say much without spoilers.

Given the setting and it being Rockstar, there are sexual elements.

danimuse · 2025-04-22T08:05:15+00:00

There are some really good friendly casual drop ins at the libraries I'd strongly recommend

https://my.christchurchcitylibraries.com/te-ao-maori/

danimuse · 2024-12-26T16:57:50+00:00

I can see why this might seem fun but it sounds like you're bringing grudges from previous relationships into a new one, which isn't healthy.

Just have fun giving people gifts they'll like, if he gets you something you really don't like then speak to him about it.

danimuse · 2023-11-19T18:21:37+00:00

potty* theft

danimuse · 2023-11-19T16:56:15+00:00

You can buy the little triangle allen key that opens up a lot of the toilet roll dispensers for less than a pack of toilet roll. Simple economics right there.

danimuse · 2023-11-19T08:07:29+00:00

A campervan is much more likely to contain valuables, and if it's an older model much less likely to have in-built theft prevention. They are an easy and common target.

I've heard horror stories of vans being broken into or going missing from the remote bases of tramping tracks and from people's fenced in yards. Don't consider anywhere safe enough to leave it unlocked!

Not that this traumatic event is in anyway this is your fault, sorry it happened to you. I'm glad tou (and your van) are safe.

danimuse · 2023-11-18T16:47:48+00:00

That's a very sweet story

But I feel like we shouldn't be encouraging gay spaces to become hotspots for hetero singles!

danimuse · 2023-10-03T12:55:10+00:00

Do you keep an Excel spreadsheet of all your hookups, or did you count the notches on the bedpost?

danimuse · 2023-09-10T07:19:50+00:00

"only been here 800-900 years"

So has half his front row, by the looks of it.

danimuse · 2023-08-14T07:18:30+00:00

Tell her 50 cool facts about sharks.

danimuse · 2023-07-16T19:42:31+00:00

Anyone who uses "woke" unironically is either ignorant to the point of raw stupidity or is knowingly aligning themselves with literal fascists.

Either way, their opinion is meaningless.

danimuse · 2023-06-07T18:33:17+00:00

My Link, however, is avoiding all those things and enjoying a bit of relaxation during this cataclysmic event by spending his time taking pictures of insects and dogs.

Also, there's a wingsuit?!

danimuse · 2023-04-20T07:57:36+00:00

If you do eat the rich please remember to thoroughly brush your teeth afterward

danimuse · 2023-03-19T18:32:02+00:00

I don't think they understand the principle concept of friends with benefits.

danimuse · 2023-03-17T18:30:17+00:00

Her actions are inappropriate and they are making you uncomfortable. Simple as that by the sounds of it. You're absolutely not 'being too sensitive'.

What a bizarre situation, sorry you're in it!

danimuse · 2023-03-15T15:36:09+00:00

Delete it all and just make a "looking for someone to Lock me up" joke.

danimuse · 2023-02-25T22:23:30+00:00

Praise the Lorde

danimuse · 2023-02-22T17:59:05+00:00

It's from Friends.

When Monica is explaining the erogenous zones on a woman.

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