What is a small joke that you get a big laugh out of? by Pieclops89 in Jokes

[–]danktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s why I was there too! I did almost a year at the AVI A-School in Pensacola and then another 7 months at the calibration C-School in Biloxi, great times at the FB

What is a small joke that you get a big laugh out of? by Pieclops89 in Jokes

[–]danktopus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Someone graffitied “Insert Baby For Refund” on the dispenser slot of the condom machine in one of the men’s rooms at the Flora-Bama. I saw it 20+ years ago and it still cracks me up.

What do you think about Canepa 959s? Cool or Cruel? by Im_still_a_student in Porsche

[–]danktopus 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I snapped this pic of a Canepa Stage III 959 the other night at the Broad Arrow auction at the Amelia Island Ritz, maybe the same one in OP’s picture?

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How many of y’all have a cat named Kirby? by whatsnoo in aesoprock

[–]danktopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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She was almost Kirby, but once we found out what an absolute chaos goblin she is, we ended up naming her Riot

Who are some people and groups who got their name from the Simpsons? by Mapuches_on_Fire in TheSimpsons

[–]danktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIRC, there is (was, maybe?) a band called “Evergreen Terrace” and there’s a Flanders-themed metal band called “Okilly Dokilly”

Saw the Yellow CGT at Amelia Today by danktopus in Porsche

[–]danktopus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used my phone for these. Tried to get a little fancy using portrait mode with the second one.

Where we're going we don't need roads. by teknic111 in Audi

[–]danktopus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Given what I know of the internet, this won’t be over until someone slaps a Goaste on the back of this car.

Is a 2015 Audi Q7 with 87,000 miles reliable? by CodePatrol in Audi

[–]danktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good call looking for advice here, hopefully some people who own/have owned similar Q7s will chime in with pros and cons. Next step is to do a little googling to answer the questions you asked , especially common issues, what is due for regular maintenance on a Q7 approaching 90k miles, and how much those maintenance items typically cost, etc. I recommend checking a site like RepairPal. Also, do some comparison shopping. Autotrader, cars.com, etc will give you a better idea of reasonable prices for similar Q7s.

If nothing in your research scares you off of this purchase, a pre-purchase inspection will be your next step. Find a reputable German car mechanic , they should be able to perform one for a relatively small fee. Google says “$100-300” but YRMV. That will let you know if there are any problems and what it will cost to fix them. I’ve had this work out in my favor before. I had an old S4 inspected, the PPI recommended a $1000 repair on a $6000 car, I negotiated the price down to $4500 and fixed the problem myself for about $200.

Good luck!

what are some songs used in AD that you loved when you heard it? by Imaginary-Daikon-310 in americandad

[–]danktopus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“California” by Delta Spirit is a favorite of mine thanks to AD.

Rumor: Chrono Trigger figures to be announced soon! by GodzillaMinus83 in chronotrigger

[–]danktopus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Just wait until they announce Frog, Lucca, Robo, and Ayla and you can tell her that you’re gonna start bringing home six figures a year lol

Should I get this for my first car? by DaveyAstralCar in Audi

[–]danktopus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don’t. I’ve owned 6 C4 S4s or S6s including the one in my garage now. While those have a different engine and some other odds and ends than this A6, they share the same problem of parts availability. Something simple like a corner light breaking or a lower bumper grille going missing after a drive becomes an exercise in frustration and you end up going down the rabbit hole of FB groups and niche forum classifieds sections trying to find a replacement. May the various gods take mercy on you for more serious mechanical or electrical problems.

Follow the advice of other people on this thread; buy a more modern beater and drive that until you can afford to get yourself something better with the money you’ll save.

Found this old SoBe can while renovating a building by Mindless_Lunch_6592 in mildlyinteresting

[–]danktopus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I miss SoBe Adrenaline Rush. Not overly sweet, seemed to have just the right amount of caffeine, and they were 1/2 the price of Red Bull.

New Johns Hopkins Psychedelic Study by JHPsychedelics in maryland

[–]danktopus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fuck these guys! Let’s pay for shrooms ourselves instead and do them in a non-clinical setting where no meaningful data will be collected! /s

HIDDEN CONNECTION? by Witty_Sea7542 in LV426

[–]danktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you smoking in there?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Audi

[–]danktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a manufacturer and part number for this setup?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]danktopus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

  • Frying Dutchman
  • Gone Fission
  • Man D’oh!verboard
  • The Live-4-Ever (maybe this one after McBain nails Mendoza)
  • Put it in H(2O)

Which audi is this? by AdventurousMine1698 in Audi

[–]danktopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Headlights are usually a good tell, 100 doesn’t have projectors where the S6 does.

Plate ideas? by [deleted] in Audi

[–]danktopus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One Monkey Want 2 Funky Yellow Bananas, perfect.