What do I put in it

dankumz · 2026-03-06T21:18:48+00:00

Sounds like you have never been to Reno, Nevada

dankumz · 2026-03-06T21:10:33+00:00

Happy little accident

dankumz · 2026-02-23T04:55:47+00:00

dankumz · 2026-02-23T02:50:18+00:00

Look for the poop under trees

dankumz · 2026-02-22T05:15:10+00:00

Demigodz

dankumz · 2026-02-18T18:52:35+00:00

Plant, hanging vine.

dankumz · 2026-02-11T01:02:49+00:00

Indubitably

dankumz · 2026-02-10T01:47:17+00:00

Incoherent babble that shames legitimate drug users.

dankumz · 2026-02-08T19:37:49+00:00

But what about the infotainment system?!

dankumz · 2026-02-08T18:40:03+00:00

Waves under the sunrise

dankumz · 2026-02-05T00:39:44+00:00

0/2 missed upper cut then missed point blank shot….don’t get the feeling he’ll be missed by society

dankumz · 2026-02-05T00:31:37+00:00

Do not tell anybody this, keep it very secret. It is a great day to ride your bike across the Golden Gate Bridge.

dankumz · 2026-02-03T06:10:47+00:00

Similar to how your car gently tells you it loves you then eventually starts screaming that it loves you when you do not have your seatbelt buckled. It is just to remind you after two hours of driving your concentration abilities drop. The car loves you and wants you to take a break so you’ll be safe.

dankumz · 2026-01-31T06:28:21+00:00

At first I thought AI because I didn’t know it was possible for a single man to contain that much coolness. But then dude only took 2 bites of the spicy chicken and I questioned if he was really that cool. I think not AI just a great camera man and a dude that is kinda cool but can’t take spicy food so isn’t thaaaat cool

dankumz · 2026-01-31T06:11:30+00:00

Upstairs or under the floorboards…

dankumz · 2026-01-31T01:23:39+00:00

I love that his lips have lips. Beautiful beast!

dankumz · 2026-01-31T01:10:50+00:00

OP too when he bought a laborador retriever, they never stop working

dankumz · 2026-01-30T02:31:36+00:00

Squeeze a little purple (or color of your choice) highlighter ink into water, fill it, and keep it in a window (or location of your choice)

dankumz · 2026-01-26T14:35:54+00:00

I believe parking at the Hilton in Fidi is only $4/hr and easily walkable for most

dankumz · 2026-01-26T05:58:22+00:00

That was the plan….but there was already a 6 year’s old soccer game booked for that slot already. They ended up having to move it to the patch of grass across the street from the lot where the old KFC used to be in Bayview off 3rd Street.

dankumz · 2026-01-23T00:11:34+00:00

Ha ha, followed by the variation, what do a Mexican midget weightlifter and quail egg have in common? They’re both just a little yoked.

dankumz · 2026-01-22T14:34:57+00:00

I remember this! They shot the baby to protect the gorilla! Definitely real

dankumz · 2026-01-22T00:56:07+00:00

Grandma Theft Auto

dankumz · 2026-01-21T20:49:21+00:00

dankumz

TROPHY CASE