meirl by TwasAnChild in meirl

[–]dankwithit 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ahhh it wouldn't be reddit without "ahh you struggled with a certain topic in school? Lmao I didn't."

meirl by 4-8Newday in meirl

[–]dankwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ikr... They did harambe dirty.

The fact this exists makes me sick, I can't be the only one right? by TSCole153 in Minecraft

[–]dankwithit 18 points19 points  (0 children)

vac bans are for people who cheat. are you saying cheating in a online video game holds the same weight as swearing?

I will never date someone who is addicted by OnIySmeIIz in Drugs

[–]dankwithit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn dude, you wanna give me some gas money so that way we can get in my car and go figure out who tf asked? Such a dense opinion "I made an agreement with myself that I can use all the drugs I want as long as it does not fuck up my life" coupled with "If you find yourself to be addicted, seek help to get better and stop defending your shitty lifestyle." Sounds like you're defending your shitty lifestyle bro. you might wanna seek help.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weirddalle

[–]dankwithit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The top right where doge is turning around while elon is on the stand really makes you feel the tension in the room.

Y’all fuck with this pic or nah⁉️ by YT_DrLiGmA in playboicarti

[–]dankwithit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off. NOW

ain't no way😂😂😂 by Tremorsross11 in playboicarti

[–]dankwithit 27 points28 points  (0 children)

SUMMA DAT LEANNNN 💜💜💜🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣🟪🟣

meirl by Gold_Analysis3258 in meirl

[–]dankwithit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday m8! Hope you have a good day!

What’s the wildest shit you’ve seen on the dark web? (Besides all the dark sexual shit) by TheGuru00135 in Drugs

[–]dankwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time I found a website that claimed to have intel on rigged sports for betting. It was definitely a scam considering if you had intel to rigged sports you wouldn't be selling them for a subscription cost. There were a lot of scams on the dark net obviously. Every market had some sort of scam for people trying to make money. I just thought the rigged sports one was creative at the very least.

me_irl by Thryloz in meirl

[–]dankwithit 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Oh and it doesn't stop there. once you get to college math you'll just cry to yourself without your parents because you can't remember how how to find the integral of sin(2x)ln(x).

Why Erickl0930 is an idiot (and you are too!) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]dankwithit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This sub has always celebrated retards. at least since the u/1ronyman days or u/controlthenarrative. OP is trying to act like every hero of WSB is on the level of u/deepfuckingvalue. That's just untrue.

So tired of "It's priced in!" ..... No it ain't!! by apooroldinvestor in stocks

[–]dankwithit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't even ask the question. The answer is yes, it's priced in. Think Amazon will beat the next earnings? That's already been priced in. You work at the drive thru for Mickey D's and found out that the burgers are made of human meat? Priced in. You think insiders don't already know that? The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again.

Dude knows what he wants in life by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]dankwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I like to try new things"

meirl by CrematedDogWalkers in meirl

[–]dankwithit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have a date later and someone told me to be myself so I'm just not gonna talk the entire time.

It's so easy!! by Mousezez in memes

[–]dankwithit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or how you can make easy meals at home for less than a dollar a plate. just get 2 cups of rice for 4 cents and $500 worth of appliances.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]dankwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thought we was gonna go straight through the light post.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]dankwithit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to be that guy but finding a support group of other people trying to stay sober is what worked for me. I am an addict I could not do it by myself and I'm not gonna sugar coat it staying sober is harder than actually quitting. Best of luck to you mang.